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How much to tip the pizza man that's driving a nicer car?
Still tip him the 15-25 percent. why would this matter?
Don't tip him at all, he's doing well enough for himself!
Give him 'just the tip' (lol it's a dick joke am I rite)
Comedy "Answer the door naked and get laid" option.
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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
the pizza delivery boy's ride? my dick

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

extra stout posted:

the pizza delivery boy's ride? my dick

thats his second ride. Good thing he drives stick shift.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Microwaves Mom posted:

thats his second ride. Good thing he drives stick shift.

great now im horngry

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

great now im horngry

Ripperoni and cheese is all i've got for you :smith:

I know its rather thin crusted of me.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Microwaves Mom posted:

Ripperoni and cheese is all i've got for you :smith:

I know its rather thin crusted of me.

imma bout to go balsamic over here

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Exxxxtra saaaaauussaaage

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*is independently wealthy man who drives a Chevy volt. Shakes my head at the youth of today*

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
lol if your pizza isn't delivered with a drone and arrives cold

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

the reason you are poor and have a lovely car is because you pay for delivery

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

FogHelmut posted:

the reason you are poor and have a lovely car is because you pay for delivery

the reason you are eating pizza is because you are poor

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Back when gas cost $4 a gallon, I saw a pizza delivery Chevy Avalanche. Rural America is populated by dumbs.

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Ahundredbux posted:

the reason you are eating pizza is because you are poor

the circle is now complete.

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