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This is great news. I jog on occasion.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0
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Dec 4, 2015 19:15
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Get out of my loving way you goddamn shaved ape!
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Dec 4, 2015 19:21
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I like to call slow people "Meanderthals." COPYRIGHT 2001 CAPT. RAINBOWBEARD DO NOT STEAL OKAY
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Dec 4, 2015 20:11
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*movie ends, credits begin to roll. I gather my things, stand up, and begin walking to the end of the row. I reach the stairs, turn to face the screen, and wait. I'm going to wait for any post credit scenes, no matter which movie I'm seeing or anyone telling methat I should stay.*
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Dec 4, 2015 20:17
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Let's go downtown and I'll show you the finest doorways and thoroughfares and we can stand in them together as people shuffle awkwardly past us all afternoon long.
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Dec 4, 2015 20:32
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hemale in pain posted:Hmmmhh yea, the middle of a busy shopping center is a great place to suddenly stop walking and have a conversation with my friends while people try to get around us. 
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Dec 4, 2015 20:51
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Das Boo posted:gently caress people who stand around at choke points and force me to walk into the street to get around them. That's my two cents. Seems kind of pathological to walk out of a building and then just stand there for about 5-10 seconds, figuring out what to do next. Like people can't think beyond one step at a time
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Moridin920 posted:I move quickly, and I am constantly irritated by people with no situational awareness who are moving slow and/or blocking me from being able to move past them whether it is driving a car or just walking around in a grocery store. I don't know about rich or poor, but I totally agree with you about people's lack of situational awareness. You can walk fast or slow, have a dog on a leash, push a baby stroller or use a walker, good for you. But people act like they are the only person inthe world, and definitely the only person on the sidewalk or the escalator and it is pretty silly.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:10
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So many people walking around or driving around as if they aren't loving dying every minute of every day
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hemale in pain posted:Hmmmhh yea, the middle of a busy shopping center is a great place to suddenly stop walking and have a conversation with my friends while people try to get around us. the best part is how 90% of the time if you politely say "excuse me" and force them to move so you can get by they shoot you dirty looks like you just told them to go gently caress themselves
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Dec 5, 2015 03:54
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Uncle Salty posted:I don't know about rich or poor, but I totally agree with you about people's lack of situational awareness. You can walk fast or slow, have a dog on a leash, push a baby stroller or use a walker, good for you. But people act like they are the only person inthe world, and definitely the only person on the sidewalk or the escalator and it is pretty silly. I was driving by campus and some chick was jaywalking and stopped in the middle of the street to check her text, forcing me to almost stop right infront, and then when she looked up and saw my car coming at her she had a deer in the headlights look. that's about pretty much the least situational awareness you can get. i almost wish it had been another oblivious driver checking their phone barreling down the street instead of me so darwin in action could take place.
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Dec 5, 2015 04:00
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I'm a cripple and have to use a cane to get around, but somehow I'm still faster than half the people I see walking around. poo poo grinds my gears. If my crippled rear end can maintain a brisk walk, so can you* *unless you are also crippled, in which case you sorta have an excuse
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Dec 5, 2015 04:18
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gently caress yup rear end in a top hat
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Dec 5, 2015 04:22
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In the words of Ludacris, a visionary of our time: Move bitch, get out the way. Get out the way bitch, get out the way.
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Dec 5, 2015 04:28
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Can I get a link for my Facebook?
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Dec 5, 2015 04:33
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Everyone posting in this thread is loving retarded except me.
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Dec 5, 2015 06:53
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if i walk at the speed of light i will live for infinity study proven
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Cuckoo posted:Death to everyone who does 5 or more under the speed limit and those who take a good minute to adjust to the change in speed limit.
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Dec 5, 2015 07:33
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AEMINAL posted:hhhhhh Does this also apply to people who pay with checks?
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Secks Cauldron posted:I'm going to stand in this doorway. What do you mean people need to get in or out of the doors This happens to me on the subway. Someone gets on, then stands there. In the narrow doorway without considering the public behind them who also need to be on the train. I wish those people could ride underneath the train if yo know what I mean
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Dec 5, 2015 13:59
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I have special hatred for slow people in supermarkets: big fatasses who kind of slump over their trolley and scoot along veeery slowly while gasping and wheezing with the effort. I look forward to the day when a 'Deathrace 2000' protocol is adopted and it becomes permissible to barge through the slowpokes, hammering them out of the way with my spiked trolley as I attempt to break the record for my weekly shop.
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Dec 5, 2015 15:17
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I'll put a treadmill at my pc and shitpost forever!
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Dec 5, 2015 15:45
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Das Boo posted:gently caress people who stand around at choke points and force me to walk into the street to get around them. That's my two cents. You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to shove them into the street.
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quote:he speculates that gait speed may one day be a low-tech way for physicians to assess their patients: A slow pace could indicate a deeper problem and inspire patients to improve modifiable health factors, like blood pressure, diet, and fitness. here's an interesting record from the 1940s that says the same: quote:The race seemed endless; I felt as though I had been running for years…You are too skinny, you are too weak … At last I arrived. Exhausted. When I had caught my breath, I asked Yossi and Tibi: "Did they write me down?" "No," said Yossi. Smiling, he added, "Anyway, they couldn't have. You were running too fast.…"
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half as long half as bright
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