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Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
I have a triathlon tomorrow and because I had greasy Indian food for lunch today my colon is in a terrible state. I can't seem to stop doing disgusting loose hot shits and noxious farts. My hope is that if anything happens on the day it'll be during the run and not in the pool.

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Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Fairly passive posted:

I have a triathlon tomorrow and because I had greasy Indian food for lunch today my colon is in a terrible state. I can't seem to stop doing disgusting loose hot shits and noxious farts. My hope is that if anything happens on the day it'll be during the run and not in the pool.

Lunch was like 1-2 hours ago tops....how tf is your digestive system already reacting??

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
Timezones. Anal spasms in distant lands.

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