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and would it be yellow? I've got a dozen bananas primed and ready for this experiment but I want to get a rough estimate before I decide if I should go forth with this or not. I typically produce floaters, meaning my poo density is somewhat less than 1g/cm^3. According to google and wolfram alpha, an average banana weighs 4.2oz, so 12 bananas weigh about 3.15 pounds or 1429 grams. Let's just assume that my poo has a density of around .9g/cm^3, that translates to a volume of roughly 1588ml, or about 1.6L, not figuring in blood and gut fauna that will inevitably come with the poo. I am having trouble finding reliable numbers on food consumed vs. poo produced, however. They seem to vary wildly from any given source, and this is probably the biggest key factor to determine if I will be able to flush my toilet or not. Can anybody help before I put myself and my bathroom at risk?
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If I were you I would film everything involved with this, youtubers will love it!
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Dec 7, 2015 00:08
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Sometimes you just have to blaze your own trails for the betterment of mankind.
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Dec 7, 2015 00:08
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It'll be just one long one.
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Dec 7, 2015 00:10
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1.5 L of diarrhea.
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Dec 7, 2015 00:11
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This will be you on the toilet, hahaha.
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Dec 7, 2015 00:14
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we're looking at at least a yard, OP
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Dec 7, 2015 00:19
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what if you shoved them up your butt
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Dec 7, 2015 00:22
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Broenheim posted:what if you shoved them up your butt interorectogestion?
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Dec 7, 2015 00:28
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It would be about the size of Bono.
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Dec 7, 2015 00:29
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This really has to do more with elasticity of the anus than dietary fibour.
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Dec 7, 2015 01:00
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That's a lot of radiation OP. Your poop will be glowing green because of the activity.
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Hollis Brown posted:That's a lot of radiation OP. Your poop will be glowing green because of the activity. Yeah I haven't found any naners in game, but I know other kinds of produce give something like +10 hp and +3 rads.
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Dec 7, 2015 01:08
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I'd imagine you'd get a terrible stomachache and it'd all come raining out in several bouts of diarrhea. Hard to measure that.
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Most of a nanner is water and how much you poo poo out mostly depends on how long you wait before you poo poo because your rear end is good at sucking back in water, that's what it was made for, especially your rear end op, it's the thirstiest rear end on these forums I reckon
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Nanas bind you up something fierce so I imagine it would be a large heavy turd that takes 20mins to pass and gives you terrible hemorrhoids. I say go for it!
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Dec 7, 2015 07:09
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Bananas are radioactive. They are ok in small doses but if you eat twelve at one time your hair will probably fail out.
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Dec 7, 2015 07:11
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Your poo would be the same as eating five footlongs from subway. Eat Fresh.
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Dec 7, 2015 07:11
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As big as one banana
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OctoberBlues posted:This will be you on the toilet, hahaha. not to be racist or anything but thats an unusually civilized gibbon.
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Dec 7, 2015 07:36
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If you want to be really scientific you should poop into a container so that you can weigh it.
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you would die of radiation poisoning, OP
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Sheep-Goats posted:Most of a nanner is water and how much you poo poo out mostly depends on how long you wait before you poo poo because your rear end is good at sucking back in water, that's what it was made for, especially your rear end op, it's the thirstiest rear end on these forums I reckon
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Fiend posted:This really has to do more with elasticity of the anus than dietary fibour.
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if you eat a dozen bananas your poop would be the size of a dozen bananas, this isn't hard
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It pretty much stays the same shape
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bear in mind that roughly half the mass of a standard poop is made up of bacteria from the gut. Also, you are neglecting to consider the mass of nutrients that you will be absorbing. Plus the radiation will kill you or the amount of fiber will cause your colon to explode.
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genesplicer posted:bear in mind that roughly half the mass of a standard poop is made up of bacteria from the gut. Also, you are neglecting to consider the mass of nutrients that you will be absorbing. Completely Off topic. Love the new av
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small cuz ur a bicth
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genesplicer posted:bear in mind that roughly half the mass of a standard poop is made up of bacteria from the gut. Also, you are neglecting to consider the mass of nutrients that you will be absorbing. Ignore this and eat the bananas. Science carries inherent risks and the greatest scientists never let that stop them. You might go down in history next to names like Curie, Slotin, Bogdanov, or Ascheim. Jesus Christ, eat the bananas. The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Dec 8, 2015 |
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Isnt there some weird disease going on right now with the commercial banana crop? What I'm saying is, the clock may be ticking for your experiment op and you'd die wondering. God forbid you'd try this with plantains. Those are false bananas.
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Dec 8, 2015 01:23
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What if your poop had a peel wouldnt hat be crazsy
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This is what is known as making GBS threads 'a bunch.'
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Android Bicyclist posted:If you want to be really scientific you should poop into a container so that you can weigh it. They can just weigh themselves before and after
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Dec 8, 2015 01:29
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Did you eat the naners yet?
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ChrisHansen posted:Did you eat the naners yet? Unfortunately no, I've eaten about a kilogram of string cheese today so there is no way I can eat a dozen bananas. I will possibly try tomorrow, though.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:51
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You'll never poop again. Bananas bind you up.
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Android Bicyclist posted:If you want to be really scientific you should poop into a container so that you can weigh it. And by container, he means his mouth.
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FatCow posted:You'll never poop again. Bananas bind you up. Not true, bananas are designed to race through your colon, like a bobsled
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Jesus Christ posted:Unfortunately no, I've eaten about a kilogram of string cheese today so there is no way I can eat a dozen bananas. I will possibly try tomorrow, though. Seems to me the thread should have asked the question of how big your poop would be if you ate a kilogram of cheese.
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