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what is a good gift for a white elephant exchange
booze
anime
something boring like a flash drive
im gay
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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

Yeah and if you like crossword puzzles a thing

That actually sounds really great. Does she know how much the NYT crossword subscription is!?!

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



does Karen in accounting know you call her that

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
I once brought a box full of topsoil with a bag of MMs buried inside to a white elephant exchange.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

our dumb shop just decided that everyone is just going to buy a bottle of wine lol

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

numberoneposter posted:

our dumb shop just decided that everyone is just going to buy a bottle of wine lol

thats loving stupid

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

numberoneposter posted:

our dumb shop just decided that everyone is just going to buy a bottle of wine lol

Isn't it effectively the same thing for them to just say "everyone buy yourself a bottle of wine"?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

loquacius posted:

Isn't it effectively the same thing for them to just say "everyone buy yourself a bottle of wine"?
our boss is making us do this so we are taking the piss out of it

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Ehud posted:

If it helps I mostly work with programmers and tech people.

mlp merch

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014


I have this at my work for 7 dollars

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

numberoneposter posted:

our boss is making us do this so we are taking the piss out of it

Yeah how dare your boss try to encourage some camaraderie and fellowship in his employees?!? Smh haha what a retard.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
A flask of your finest urine.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

numberoneposter posted:

our boss is making us do this so we are taking the piss out of it

my man

it's a fun activity!

thanks for all the suggestions

I'm down to either a multitool or something sexual I guess?

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
I'll sell you one of my cum socks for 20 bucks.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
a colt .45 and a single bullet that isnt the right caliber and then watch them lose their drat minds

Stool Sample
Nov 8, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?

Lipstick Apathy
A very large jar of mayo.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
A book of dick graffiti.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Law & Order season seven on dvd.

Stool Sample
Nov 8, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?

Lipstick Apathy

goatface posted:

Law & Order season seven on dvd.

With half the discs missing...
...or overwritten with episodes of Psych.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fart Piano from Walmart you fukken bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szbg_s360k8

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



A DVD set.

Of blank DVDs.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
A picture of the ops face

Get jt? Because it's a gag gift

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013


e: or maybe one of those anime dolls w/ the squishy boobs. basically, they should have to do an inquiry about ur gift.

Ork of Fiction fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 8, 2015

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I wouldn't mind a super troopers DVD if it had extras on it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HItZg_bmU

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sheep-Goats posted:

Fart Piano from Walmart you fukken bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szbg_s360k8
its like a terrance and phillip version of clockwork orange

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Wicks
May 7, 2009
Get them a great sword to fight to the death over.

https://youtu.be/_hfLZozBVpM

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

This, but something smaller like a mouse or a squirrel to keep within the price range.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Video Ipod

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
aids

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


one of those little $20 remote control helicopters

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
gun mug

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/141820349919?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
poo poo in a box and say it's nutella

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
gently caress this gay poo poo anyone but the last person gets hosed hardd by this dumb rear end game

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Grody posted:

gently caress this gay poo poo anyone but the last person gets hosed hardd by this dumb rear end game

it seems like you had a bad white elephant experience

also the fart piano is now in second place

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
But some ram for yourself, remove it carefully using a craft knife and replace the new ram with ram that is a decade old but looks suitably new. Apply superglue to re-seal the packaging.

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I brought a nerf gun and it was a big hit.....worth a "shot" imo

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