max4me posted:

I was in a motorcycle crash in mexico, I dont remember what happened but a H2 ran over the bike. I guess i got thrown or something.

Anyway I learned I have A - blood which isnt common in mexico, so there was a shot i was gonna slowly bleed to death. luckily my cousin fronted me the 25G's for the nice air ambulance flight from la paz to san diego

So anyway I used to look like this



But then I bought this



Then well this happened



So then I looked like this




So after a month in the hospital i got to kick it in the skilled nursing facility AKA the nursing home



I was there for 94 days most of them bed ridden in fact it got soo boring I made sock puppets to pass the time.



Did you know therapist dont like it when you make sock puppets based on them, and then put on mocking / saucy puppet shows?

Lucky I got out



Now if you wanna ask me if I'll ride again I will say this

pull up to my place on a bike i ll ride it around the block to show i am not a pussy, but I doubt i am gonna buy a new one....ever