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motorcycle - 2,000 to 25,000 dollars shotgun shell - 4 to 6 dollars i'm just saying (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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don't gently caress with this poo poo op, suicides tend to do so in private, motorcycle riders flame out in public ensuring I can get a liver transplant and continue to drink myself to death.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:01
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thanks for ruining my night by being a retarded rear end in a top hat and pissing me off
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Dec 17, 2015 00:02
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6 dollars for a loving single bullet? Holy poo poo people who like guns are retards.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:02
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i once jumped my motorcycle over the moon
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Dec 17, 2015 00:04
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:6 dollars for a loving single bullet? Holy poo poo people who like guns are retards. According to a google search, you can buy a package of 25 shells for $19 +tax. So that's slightly less than $1 per shell. Still really expensive.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:05
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It's the feeling of freedom to scrape my flesh to the bone after a fat mother of 4 side swipes me in her minivan while sending pictures of her twat to you.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:05
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No you see it's actually safer for motorcycle riders to disregard the laws of the road and drive like assholes. Your not upset because some one rode between lanes at 100mph causing you to almost kill some one after you checked your mirrors to merge. You're just upset cause they get there faster. U mad bro?
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Dec 17, 2015 00:06
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Rhymenoserous posted:i am mentally ill AMA
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Dec 17, 2015 00:07
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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once i drank half a bottle of vodka and took my 1300cc bandit out for a spin at 3am
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Dec 17, 2015 00:08
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Enfield posted:once i drank half a bottle of vodka and took my 1300cc bandit out for a spin at 3am did you jump over any celestial bodies?
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Dec 17, 2015 00:09
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I road a motorcycle for a while. it was this lovely sym 150 i bought for 200$ and you couldn't downshift you had to cycle the entire way around to the start again. I liked how easy it was to get through heavy traffic and always being at the front of lights.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:09
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:did you jump over any celestial bodies? no i drove into a construction site and smoked cigarettes and then went home
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Dec 17, 2015 00:10
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did you stop for any food on the way home?
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Dec 17, 2015 00:11
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maybe a slurpee?
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Dec 17, 2015 00:11
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hey guys i'm going 80 miles an hour on an engine attached to two wheels. no helmet! but bleach is $3 a gallon. very strange
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Dec 17, 2015 00:12
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Gee whiz, why do healthy adult men take unnecessary risks, universally, in all forms of society. It's almost like they've evolved through generations of selective pressure to do just that.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:12
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im going to make a medium burger topped with cherrywood bacon and grilled onions and sharp chedder and my soecial burger sauce (which is NOT semen) and then shove it into my face hole
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Dec 17, 2015 00:13
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You have to wear a helmet or else you get bugs in your face and that's gross as gently caress.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:13
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motorcycles are extremely fun, why wouldn't you own a motorcycle?
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Dec 17, 2015 00:13
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are there motorized unicycles? those might be fun
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Dec 17, 2015 00:15
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Beef Turret posted:Gee whiz, why do healthy adult men take unnecessary risks, universally, in all forms of society. It's almost like they've evolved through generations of selective pressure to do just that. actually a 50-50 male-female ratio at birth, while biologically inescapable in mammals, is unnecessary for the propagation of the human species, thus vast numbers of males can die like idiots and it does not affect the survival of the species
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Dec 17, 2015 00:15
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hmmm good question i couldn't imagine why OP
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Dec 17, 2015 00:16
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the only time i dropped a motorcycle was when i hit a deer at 50mph and broke my leg and now i have a rod in my leg here is my cool leg scar with bonus burned skin 
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Dec 17, 2015 00:18
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heroin looks like a lot more fun than a motorcycle and vastly cheaper to purchase the requisite amount for the goal of being found dead on the side of a road
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Dec 17, 2015 00:18
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Tezzor posted:actually a 50-50 male-female ratio at birth, while biologically inescapable in mammals, is unnecessary for the propagation of the human species, thus vast numbers of males can die like idiots and it does not affect the survival of the species yeah but having a sweet motorcycle makes it much more likely that you will get laid and will be able to propagate the species a whole lot more than weaker, non-motorcycle owning males
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Dec 17, 2015 00:19
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Enfield posted:the only time i dropped a motorcycle was when i hit a deer at 50mph and broke my leg and now i have a rod in my leg a classmate of mine in college accidentally punched a deer riding a motorcycle and broke his arm. which is kind of badass if you think about it since its like a 50mph falcon punch from super smash bros which is pretty OP
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Dec 17, 2015 00:19
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cute avatar op
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Dec 17, 2015 00:19
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it's hot today so i'm riding with no helmet wearing a wife beater, shorts and sandals. lol. who needs skin
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Dec 17, 2015 00:20
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Xaris posted:a classmate of mine in college accidentally punched a deer riding a motorcycle and broke his arm. which is kind of badass if you think about it since its like a 50mph falcon punch from super smash bros which is pretty OP did he knock out the deer? my deer died instantly and now haunts my dreams
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Dec 17, 2015 00:21
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Motorcycles are dangerous. Best to stay inside and post inane bullshit on the Internet.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:22
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Xaris posted:hmmm good question i couldn't imagine why OP pictured: thousands of living people
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Dec 17, 2015 00:23
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Tezzor posted:pictured: thousands of living people
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Dec 17, 2015 00:25
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i hope it doesn't rain lightly for 5 minutes lest the road turn into a super mario ice level
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Dec 17, 2015 00:27
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its so you can have sex more easily with runaways and addicts, op
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Dec 17, 2015 00:28
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i prolly should have posted a pic of i-80 going to/from sacramento because it's depressing as gently caress when you can see over miles ahead of you in a line and it's nothing but stopped cars, all the way for the next 60 miles.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:29
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Dec 17, 2015 00:31
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Xaris posted:i prolly should have posted a pic of i-80 going to/from sacramento because it's depressing as gently caress when you can see over miles ahead of you in a line and it's nothing but stopped cars, all the way for the next 60 miles. *somebody changes lanes with no signaling* *flies through the air in slow motion as Space Oddity starts up*
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Dec 17, 2015 00:33
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to be fair they'd be changing lanes from basically < 3 mph so unless you're speeding like crazy you'd be fine. or just ride on the shoulder since CHP does not give a gently caress and is never patrolling during commute hours.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:34
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Hurr silly men doing things they enjoy while putting no one else at risk... Da fuq? I guess it's only sexist if it's against crap women enjoy
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