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This used to be a nice neighborhood, sorry man
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I don't have any cash; can we use your Square? You've got one, right?
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Jan 9, 2016 14:41
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Sorry, I only smoke farm-bred crack from Vermont
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Jukeboxblues posted:Is this cruelty free? I don't want to support the Chinese sex slave industry. Also do you know where I could get a wooden, ornate crack pipe? Not the cool kind, one that has like ducks engraved into it and so when I smoke it it looks like a duck is a moustache. <drug dealer says, nothing, looks him straight in the eye and takes one half-step forwards> <hipster hands over wallet, iWatch, iPhone, iPod, the vintage Timex on his wrist, along with a Zippo and his 1970's Leica camera> <drug dealer says nothing, but motions down the street with his head> <hipster runs away as fast as his skinny jeans will allow him> <later that night> Hipster with friends at a bar: "So I figured that he needed these material things more than I did, and I just gave them up. I feel so much better. . . can you get me a PBR?" Drug Dealer with friends at a bar: "So I'm waiting for a bus and this loving hipster thinks I'm a drug dealer, so I just stare him down and the moron starts to . . . drinks are on me tonight!"
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Jan 9, 2016 16:52
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*hands over cash* namaste
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Jan 9, 2016 17:09
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I knew a hipster who was usually a cool dude but if you started talking about cocaine or crack he would get this twinkle in his eye and he would start grinding his teeth with this dreamy stare off into space. I only ever smoked weed with him, back in my highschool days. He wasn't a crack 'regular' but he would sometimes treat himself. Apparently the trick to crack is to find a cheap powder cocaine dealer and cook it up yourself. That's the hipster way.
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Jan 9, 2016 17:27
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if you got some foil and baking soda there is literally no reason to snort cocaine
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Jan 9, 2016 17:32
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Ill take one crack please.
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Jan 9, 2016 20:13
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Blue Train posted:if you got some foil and baking soda there is literally no reason to snort cocaine That's the spirit!
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Jan 10, 2016 16:50
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is this crack free-range? was it cut with organic baby powder?
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Jan 10, 2016 17:31
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symbolic posted:is this "cocaine" fair trade? I will sell you 1 cocaines for literally tens of dollars. That sounds like a fair trade to me.
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Jan 10, 2016 17:37
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
