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ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't know the YouTube app could do that until just now. I need porn like this.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Young Freud posted:



For like ten years, she was in a relationship and had a kid with this guy (might :nws: for boobies and :nms: for just plain oddity), who is probably the only person who could match her in her weirdness.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKvf6llROK8

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hahaha.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

And the winner in the category "Things that actually made me laugh IRL on the Internet" is...

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
why dont they make porn like this I am honestly confused.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
I probably wouldn't mind spending every day of the rest of my life with bjork tbqhwy

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I met her in Reykjavik. She was wearing a dressing gown and slippers, and it was snowing. When I said hi, she went "SHHHHH!" and ran off through moving traffic, with a bus narrowly missing her.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:


^^^lol


i enjoy the video (watched on my OR)

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

This is good :waycool:

bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007

crisis on infinite bjorks

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
army of me

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i spent like an hour trying to figure out how to replace "me" with "gbs" so just prentdn that's there but got bored, here you go anyway

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/LUSEMcp.gif :nms:
and

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/lurCDWQ.gif :nms:

it works if you control V

Edit: Really?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





WGBS morning show: multi-bjork, creepy suicides, and giada de laurentiis shows you how to make a delicious quiche in just 5 minutes!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Young Freud posted:

I think you're also forgetting that he made an acid bomb meant to disfigure her since he realized he could never be with her. He even filmed the test runs with this hand-drawn cut-out of Bjork. They luckily found his body and the tapes before the mail bomb could hurt anyone.

*bjork talking w/ texas accent*

i always knew ya had to be willing to die to even do this job but i don't want to go out there and meet something i can't understand

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Bjork is the poo poo but I couldn't really follow her too well after Medulla. I like experimental music too but if there isn't some semblance of something enjoyable then it's just an exercise in pretension. I remember one of the first times I ever tripped and my buddy and I were driving around listening to mixtapes and I Miss You was just loving amazing when you're up to your eye balls in cough syrup.

Illavick fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Feb 8, 2016

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Bjork has and forever always be "the poo poo".

I love the Joga video and all the Post-era videos.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
All her songs sound the same to me. And trust me, I've gone through plenty of Bjork. I don't think that's bad though. Like consider rage against the machine, all their songs sound the same too.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
this is actually pretty cool

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SHISHKABOB posted:

All her songs sound the same to me. And trust me, I've gone through plenty of Bjork. I don't think that's bad though. Like consider rage against the machine, all their songs sound the same too.
You are incorrect. The only album you can say is samey is Volta, and that's why Volta sucks. And at least Volta has Declare Independence.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

FactsAreUseless posted:

You are incorrect. The only album you can say is samey is Volta, and that's why Volta sucks. And at least Volta has Declare Independence.

They've all got her voice in them and her voice is extremely distinctive. :shrug:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

No one was ever so cute just talking as Bjork in this little clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjLcelg1Kto

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

bjork was a big fan of ren and stimpy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSoBJ8WirE

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Prettz posted:

bjork was a big fan of ren and stimpy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSoBJ8WirE

So, is that bjerking?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



bjork will always be cool because she is married to space ghost

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Tarkus posted:

No one was ever so cute just talking as Bjork in this little clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjLcelg1Kto

this is my favorite video

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

The Goatfather posted:

bjork will always be cool because she is married to space ghost

Was gonna post that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVMPL56mdGg

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
she's hot in the charlie rose interview

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nooooo Bjork don't take your tv apart! :cripes:

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Champenema posted:

What really sucks is iceland has all that geothermal poo poo. Of course they need to mortgage themselves to the hilt to buy the turbines and poo poo from industrial nations but they could come up with better entertainment. Silly Scandinavian songbirds

Iceland produced both Bjork and Sigur Ros. That's pretty impressive when you consider that there are fewer people living on that hunk of volcanic rock than there are in Boise Idaho.

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