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I saw a commercial for overpriced lovely looking sandwiches from DQ because apparently they need to add lovely food to their resume. The fine print at the bottom said sandwiches not available in Texas. what the gently caress? I could understand Hawaii or Alaska because of them having to be transported or some poo poo but why would they not be available in Texas?
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I saw a commercial for overpriced lovely looking sandwiches from DQ because apparently they need to add lovely food to their resume. The fine print at the bottom said sandwiches not available in Texas. what the gently caress? I could understand Hawaii or Alaska because of them having to be transported or some poo poo but why would they not be available in Texas? only the finest taint meat is allowed on proud texan soil. 
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Feb 11, 2016 01:12
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the sandwiches are actually already there but texas is too big so no one can find them
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Feb 11, 2016 01:13
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Parallax Scroll posted:the sandwiches are actually already there but texas is too big so no one can find them Takes like two days to drive through Texas. Who's got time to stop for DQ? Plus there's no cell service west of SanAntone.
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Feb 11, 2016 01:16
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Dairy Queen in Texas has an entirely different menu (and is a lot better than what I've started to encounter since I moved away) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_Queen#Texas_Country_Foods
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Feb 11, 2016 01:28
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i havent been to a dairy queen since they stopped selling nerds blizzards
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Feb 11, 2016 01:32
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Chinatown posted:i havent been to a dairy queen since they stopped selling nerds blizzards Just leave your loving anime pillow waifu thing in the car and order a blizzard then
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Feb 11, 2016 01:48
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She'll wait for you
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Feb 11, 2016 01:49
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Dairy Queen in Texas is all franchises and is nominally separate from the larger DQ Parent company. The menu is different too They used to run ads that said something like "DQ's the best part about Texas" and having been to Dallas I didn't see much competing for the title
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Feb 11, 2016 01:50
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Cause gently caress Texas.
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Feb 11, 2016 01:51
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walgreenslatino posted:Dairy Queen in Texas is all franchises and is nominally separate from the larger DQ Parent company. The menu is different too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXa_hMabl1Q
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Feb 11, 2016 01:53
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the DQ sandwiches contradict texas abstinence only education policy
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Feb 11, 2016 01:53
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Who the hell gets sandwiches at DQ? That's not Texas.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:03
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I don't even know where a Dairy Queen is, I know there are some when you are driving between Dallas/Austin/Houston where poor sad people live.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:11
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CaptainYesterday posted:Who the hell gets sandwiches at DQ? That's not Texas. Give me steak fingers or give me death Three Olives posted:I don't even know where a Dairy Queen is, I know there are some when you are driving between Dallas/Austin/Houston where poor sad people live. It's got a big small town presence, in a lot of places it's the only place to eat in town.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:11
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Three Olives posted:I don't even know where a Dairy Queen is, I know there are some when you are driving between Dallas/Austin/Houston where poor sad people live. You are the Dairy Queen, you cannot notice other Dairy queens because your Dairy Queen radiance drowns out other Dairy Queens
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Feb 11, 2016 02:15
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Frackie Robinson posted:It's got a big small town presence, in a lot of places it's the only place to eat in town. Right, sad poor people. There was a local news story about how a fire truck ran into a small town DQ and destroyed it and they were talking to people worried that it would never reopen because it was the only place in town to eat. Bleak.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:17
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Frankenstyle posted:Cause gently caress Texas. Actually this answers my question. Thank you.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:17
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Three Olives posted:Right, sad poor people. There was a local news story about how a fire truck ran into a small town DQ and destroyed it and they were talking to people worried that it would never reopen because it was the only place in town to eat. Bleak. It's a lot better than McDonalds, Burger King, whatever, just a notch below Whataburger. It's kind of pricey though.
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Feb 11, 2016 02:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpfdejj1m7c yes I will shamelessly shill for this corporate powder-with-milk poo poo they sell their new sandwiches suck rear end; like microwaved bread with poo poo
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Feb 11, 2016 02:33
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Three Olives posted:I don't even know where a Dairy Queen is, I know there are some when you are driving between Dallas/Austin/Houston where poor sad people live. You wear ugly shoes from Walmart
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Feb 11, 2016 02:43
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what the gently caress even goes on a dragon quest sandwich
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Feb 11, 2016 02:49
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Don Quixote
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Feb 11, 2016 02:59
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Since Texas shut down all those abortion clinics they ran out of their source for sandwich meat.
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Feb 11, 2016 03:03
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I drove through all of Texas on I-10 once, so like the longest loving way. There were a LOT of Dairy Queens. I stopped at a few to use the bathroom and get a slurpee equivalent. I swear to god, the door to at least one of them said something like "The Original Meetin' and Eatin' Place of Texas," and in one I saw some guys in embroidered polo shirts who seemed to be having a genuine work-related lunch there. One advertised a chicken-fried steak sandwich, which made me very curious, but I didn't want to have to keep stopping to poo poo at all future Dairy Queens along the way. Dairy Queen was one of the very few year-round places to eat in Custer, SD, when I was there. I also forgot to take a lactaid tablet when we went there, but I was fine. I don't think there's much dairy involved.
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Feb 11, 2016 03:06
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you were warned posted:Dairy Queen was one of the very few year-round places to eat in Custer, SD, when I was there. I also forgot to take a lactaid tablet when we went there, but I was fine. I don't think there's much dairy involved. I am lactose intolerant and the last time I went to Dairy Queen and got ice cream I ended up on the toilet for literally hours.
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Feb 11, 2016 03:14
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Three Olives posted:Right, sad poor people. There was a local news story about how a fire truck ran into a small town DQ and destroyed it and they were talking to people worried that it would never reopen because it was the only place in town to eat. Bleak. You're so stuffy and sheltered it's actually boring
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Feb 11, 2016 03:31
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because god hates texas, op
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Feb 11, 2016 04:14
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HoboZero posted:Just leave your loving anime pillow waifu thing in the car and order a blizzard then
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Feb 11, 2016 04:16
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apparently there's a Texas Dairy Queen Operators' Council and I want on it
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Feb 11, 2016 04:31
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They have a chicken fried steak sandwich called a "Dude."
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Feb 11, 2016 05:18
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i got real food at dairy queen once. they charged me an extra buck to put lettuce+tomato on my burger.
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Feb 11, 2016 05:20
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I am Toni Lippi posted:They have a chicken fried steak sandwich called a "Dude." It's okay but I'm never sure what condiments to put on it
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Feb 11, 2016 05:21
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Three Olives posted:I don't even know where a Dairy Queen is, I know there are some when you are driving between Dallas/Austin/Houston where poor sad people live. There's some on the edges of Dallas, down Red Oak way. Inside the city its mostly Braums which isn't bad for eating reheated meat product patties. Ice cream is good though.
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Feb 11, 2016 05:24
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i thought dq was called dw in the states?
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Feb 11, 2016 05:42
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I live in Texas and get the jalitos at DQ. Does anyone else's DQ have jalitos? Edit: For reference 
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Feb 11, 2016 05:45
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They're fried jalapenos and they're loving delicious, they appeared on the blog American Fatass, and you can shut your whore mouth if you don't like them. They might make you want to take a really bad, greasy poo poo afterwards though.
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Feb 11, 2016 05:48
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Thats a funny story last time I was in Dallas this dude came up to me after a show and he's like come check this out so I go and he pulls down his pants and hes a got a tattoo on his right cheek of me pointing to his b-hole and covering my mouth like I'm scandalized I didn't want to say anything in my A/T Thread but I buried that poo poo to the hilt but seeing my own shocked face kind of disturbed me so
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rabble rabble posted:apparently there's a Texas Dairy Queen Operators' Council and I want on it in texas politics a seat on the texas dairy queen operator's council is one step below ag commissioner as the traditional springboard to governor you gotta be very well-connected to even get an invite
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