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check it out y'all Jesus' childhood was so wicked that it was banned from the bible https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas posted:
bolding by me on some of the crazier poo poo
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:32 |
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Joseph: "It's good that Jesus did that, it's good he sent those children to the cornfield..." *sweats profusely*
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:34 |
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Can someone explain to me the part where in one of the gospels jesus murders a tree for what seems to be no reason?
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:35 |
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Doctor J Off posted:Recent research suggests that Jesus wasn't even a man but a myth from Roman plutocrats to placate the poor This is bullshit done by crank amateurs trying to sell books. There is recent research showing Jesus may not have been a man but it has nothing to do with any Roman conspiracy. It is far more likely he simply started out as a revelatory being in a jewish cult and was later inserted into history by Pauline sect the authors of Mark were from as a way of making it easier to control church doctrine. Even Mark itself has hints its all just a parable for outsides and church insiders will eventually learn the truth of the cosmic Jesus.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:45 |
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Methanar posted:Can someone explain to me the part where in one of the gospels jesus murders a tree for what seems to be no reason? It's a metaphor about why God would allow the second temple to be destroyed.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:46 |
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here's a question for the theologians out there: how would jesus have fared in the world of hbo's game of thrones?
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:51 |
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There were dozens of wannabe messiahs in ancient Judea because people believed the end of the world was just around the corner and that it was the right time for the savior to show up. It just so happens that one of those messiahs had a message that really resonated with the audience and made it big while the rest were mostly forgotten.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:52 |
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Applewhite posted:He definitely knew what money was because he kicked all the money changers out of the temple. I thought he was just whipping them for being Jewish. NeoHentaiMaster posted:This is bullshit done by crank amateurs trying to sell books. There is recent research showing Jesus may not have been a man but it has nothing to do with any Roman conspiracy. It is far more likely he simply started out as a revelatory being in a jewish cult and was later inserted into history by Pauline sect the authors of Mark were from as a way of making it easier to control church doctrine. Even Mark itself has hints its all just a parable for outsides and church insiders will eventually learn the truth of the cosmic Jesus. Let's be clear, there's several ways of interpreting the figure of Jesus and they probably all have their merits. So many similar characters - even in the region where he was supposedly active - bore the name Christos and claimed to be ambassadors from Heaven. Then you've got the eastern influences, the ancient influences and all the stuff that people whipped up ever since Constantine painted a shield and kicked the hell out of the people trying to take away his vision.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:53 |
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Methanar posted:Can someone explain to me the part where in one of the gospels jesus murders a tree for what seems to be no reason? he wanted a fig or whatever and the tree wasn't giving up the goods so he taught it a loving lesson.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:55 |
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mohammed was a pedophile who raped a 9 year old
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:56 |
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Do it ironically posted:mohammed was a pedophile who raped a 9 year old perhaps he should...moderate the something awful forums
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:00 |
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the vineyard owner know whats up. those lazy workers in the morning where snacking on his grapes all day as they worked, they don't deserve any more payment
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:14 |
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Words and stories are arbitrary They are merely human constructs The moral of the story is don't sell your work for the cheapest price. Realize that farmer NEEDS you.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:15 |
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Rutibex posted:the vineyard owner know whats up. those lazy workers in the morning where snacking on his grapes all day as they worked, they don't deserve any more payment Maybe if they had worked harder, he wouldn't have had to hire more help.
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:15 |
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*makes decce figgies as a carpenter* *turns water into wine for everyone*
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:27 |
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Uhh the Bible isn't a parable homes it is the literal word of God who spoke English
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# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:27 |
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solaranus posted:*makes decce figgies as a carpenter* but can he turn clover into cannabis? that is something only a true messiah can do
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 04:35 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:There were dozens of wannabe messiahs in ancient Judea because people believed the end of the world was just around the corner and that it was the right time for the savior to show up. It just so happens that one of those messiahs had a message that really resonated with the audience and made it big while the rest were mostly forgotten. They were right nothing good has really happened in the past 2000 years and soon it'll be curtains for humanity
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 04:46 |
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i like the one where jesus and juthead are caught whackinit in the tool shed
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