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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
this thread needs more than a light gassing

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mdm posted:

this thread needs more than a light gassing

Goddamn it you sniped my punchline

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
A lovely butt delicately toots in your face. Light gassing.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
Yes, it is hosed up to pull a total 180 in terms of how you feel about somebody to protect how straight you are.

It's hosed up to bust out somebody being bi as some sort of trump card. Bonus points for "He'd have SEX with TRANS" like that means anything. Just because you're straight doesn't mean judging how much you care about someone by how far along they are in their transition isn't hosed up as hell. Considering a transwoman a man after post op is just a vindictive, insecure thing to do.

If you think attacking somebody's sexual orientation or gender is cool if like, you do it really chill and pat each other on the back after then it's not homophobia or transphobia, you are hosed.

Accusing people of being addicted to drugs or suffering from mental illness for getting pissed at you for saying hosed up poo poo only flies on the poo poo corners of the internet.

Avoiding responding to a difficult post by criticizing grammar, punctuation, and capitalization in GBS is pretty loving pathetic. Guess you don't have to acknowledge your own bigotry if you pretend it never got called out.

Congrats, GBS has the all the humour and edge of electric retard. Good poo poo guys. Keep the circle jerk and ironic transphobia going. It's not real discrimination if you say it over the internet but don't really mean it.

Go back to studying a literal insane person's poo poo and posting about how gross ladyboy dicks are like non sociopaths. This is literally worse then the chans or pre teens dropping n bombs on xbox live, two other totally not bigoted cesspools because they don't really mean it, they just think the words sound funny.

Whatever, peace.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i blame it all on transgender cops

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SlipUp posted:

Whatever, peace.

"Whatever, peace."

*types up another 10000 word screed 3 minutes later*

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Harald posted:

i blame it all on transgender cops

ATCAB

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Where's all that insidious anti-labor poo poo that I hear got snuck by in this bill and why aren't we talking more about that even though it was mentioned and just quickly glossed over

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Mange Mite posted:

"Whatever, peace."

*types up another 10000 word screed 3 minutes later*

I'm so mad I'm gonna jerk off my weiner

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I'm not reading all that

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Al Cowens posted:

Where's all that insidious anti-labor poo poo that I hear got snuck by in this bill and why aren't we talking more about that even though it was mentioned and just quickly glossed over

quote:

This is how Democracy dies. 

Not with a bang, but with people arguing about legislating bathroom access while actual important decisions about economics, trade, education, etc. are increasingly made in secret committees and fast tracked with no public debate, discourse, or even awareness. The left has been hijacked by bourgie white people who turn it into a struggle to be 'liked' by the oppressor rather than a struggle for economic empowerment and self determination. 

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Al Cowens posted:

Where's all that insidious anti-labor poo poo that I hear got snuck by in this bill and why aren't we talking more about that even though it was mentioned and just quickly glossed over

probably because insidious anti-labor poo poo is snuck into every bill ever for the last few decades, it's nothing new. Transes however did not exist before June 26, 2015

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/717456618779185152
*fart*

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

SlipUp posted:

Go back to studying a literal insane person's poo poo

How are we going to do that if you leave?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

boom boom boom posted:

I'm not reading all that
triple boom you deserve a Lumtar

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Al Cowens posted:

triple boom you deserve a Lumtar

every time I get a good av somebody buys me a bad one within a week, it's my curse

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

boom boom boom posted:

every time I get a good av somebody buys me a bad one within a week, it's my curse

i try so hard to be offensive and yet nobodys bought me one for a long time

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

i try so hard to be offensive and yet nobodys bought me one for a long time

same :( no one ever notices how lovely my posts are or how I'm a huge pile of poo poo or whatever

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It had been a wonderful night. I felt an instant connection. It was as though she was my best friend. We went back to her place. It was small, but cozy. I stripped off her clothes and she lay back on the bed panting and scratching her ear with her foot. Shocked I reeled back. "I'm..I'm sorry" I stammered. "I can't go through with this." I turned to leave and that's when I noticed SlipUp blocking the exit.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Mange Mite posted:

i try so hard to be offensive and yet nobodys bought me one for a long time

Don't be offensive, just have an unpopular opinion. Respond to every post anybody makes responding to you, never get angry, just keep on disagreeing with them. Eventually somebody will get so mad, they buy you an av

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

http://readpoopfiction.com/

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

boom boom boom posted:

My understanding is that neopenises are pretty terrible, I dunno how I'd handle sex stuff with a trans dude. I'm pretty sure it would be an issue


what the gently caress are you talking about? who what now is the one that said if a non-elderly woman needs lube, she's probably trans. i was mocking him for saying that, go get mad at him, not me

Where did I say that, exactly? Could you go ahead and quote me?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

boom boom boom posted:

Don't be offensive, just have an unpopular opinion.
Unpopular opinion: If you ever gleefully post about how great bullying is and how great it is that some baby/person with lesser faculties got brutally owned by some cruel external force then you have no moral fiber and absolutely no excuse to be clutching pearls over trans in in public restrooms or anime or whatever other dumb poo poo goons :derp: about

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Who What Now posted:

Where did I say that, exactly? Could you go ahead and quote me?

Oh poo poo, it wasn't you. Sorry, dude, totally my bad there. The person who actually said that was SlipUp himself

SlipUp posted:

you might have even had sex with an inverted dick yourself. if you've ever been with a woman who had problems getting wet and needed lube, unless she was very old, it's a good chance she was a trans woman.

now I'm even more confused

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Crip Killa posted:

With all this talk about Trans rights and bathroom segregation I decided to do my part to break down the walls. I was hanging out around downtown and decided to use the women's bathroom.


probably :nws: http://i.imgur.com/7N2h2sx.jpg :nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

just want everybody to rmemeber this post

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Darkman Fanpage posted:

just want everybody to rmemeber this post

They bannes him for that? Bullshit


Free jon pop

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It had been a wonderful night. I felt an instant connection. It was as though she was my best friend. We went back to her place. It was small, but cozy. I stripped off her clothes and she lay back on the bed panting and scratching her ear with her foot. Shocked I reeled back. "I'm..I'm sorry" I stammered. "I can't go through with this." I turned to leave and that's when I noticed SlipUp blocking the exit.

Why didn't you just sense her dick aura like Frosted Flakes does? You always gotta remember to use your at-will "Detect Cocks" special ability, that's what it's there for.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Mange Mite posted:

They bannes him for that? Bullshit


Free jon pop

he'll be back

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
was Jon pop taking a poo poo or a pissin that selfie ?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

:stare: please tell me about "the oppressor"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Who What Now posted:

Why didn't you just sense her dick aura like Frosted Flakes does? You always gotta remember to use your at-will "Detect Cocks" special ability, that's what it's there for.

What dick?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

You gotta read in between the lines, duh. The ones that even you didn't know about.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Darkman Fanpage posted:

just want everybody to rmemeber this post

im the bag of chocolate dough on his abdomen

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Last week I had to take a required sexual harassment prevention course for work. One of the points they tried to hammer home hard is that before or even during sex, either partner is allowed to withdraw consent at any time for any reason. Seemed fair and reasonable to me. Today, thanks to this thread, I have learned the exception is that the other person is trans and waiting until the very last second to reveal that their junk is the opposite of what their partner is expecting.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Kung Food posted:

Last week I had to take a required sexual harassment prevention course for work. One of the points they tried to hammer home hard is that before or even during sex, either partner is allowed to withdraw consent at any time for any reason. Seemed fair and reasonable to me. Today, thanks to this thread, I have learned the exception is that the other person is trans and waiting until the very last second to reveal that their junk is the opposite of what their partner is expecting.

That's when you need to hammer home your displeasure. One less to get life poo poo wrong.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Kung Food posted:

Last week I had to take a required sexual harassment prevention course for work. One of the points they tried to hammer home hard is that before or even during sex, either partner is allowed to withdraw consent at any time for any reason. Seemed fair and reasonable to me. Today, thanks to this thread, I have learned the exception is that the other person is trans and waiting until the very last second to reveal that their junk is the opposite of what their partner is expecting.
I don't think anyone in this thread is sincerely advocating this but I'm open to being surprised. Perhaps you googled that "Cotton Ceiling" thing I mentioned earlier, which is a notion that I also find repugnant.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
They should make a twink-only bathroom. You know... because...

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Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I'm a bit conflicted over doing this but I 100% do NOT support this turning into some D&D style "let's outfaggot each other" pissing match. People are getting probated for daring to question the sanity of men that want to chop their cocks off and other people are posting 5 page manifestos about how wrong it is to not want to touch penises all the drat time, so gently caress this gay thread.

Go jerk off over the crying game in your own drat thread.

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