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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:i had a turkey burger tonight and while chewing i had a clairvoyant flash into a dystopian future where everything is more or less the same but beef hamburgers went extinct and were replaced by turkeyburgers
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May 9, 2016 10:20
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ill gently caress you in half ill gently caress you in half ill gently caress you in half
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May 9, 2016 10:33
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if you're a sadsack depression riddled drain on society you should just cheer up imo
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May 9, 2016 10:37
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The happiest day of my internet life was yesterday. I got personally banned by lowtax himself.
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May 9, 2016 10:47
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gbs: the place to find normal people
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May 9, 2016 12:53
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I'm not broken thread, I promise
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May 9, 2016 13:04
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i was broken then they put me back together like a more hosed up version of humpty dumpty
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May 9, 2016 13:41
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but now im mostly not broke  so i can post here
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May 9, 2016 13:41
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Can broken internet lizards post on here
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May 9, 2016 13:50
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My internet is not broken and thus I can post. So, at least I got that going for myself.
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May 9, 2016 15:04
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being a goon led to my eventual downfall and homelessness specifically gbs I now post exclusively from the library while making constant trips to check my alleyway box fort has not been breached and my few possessions remain. the bigger problem is someone sitting down while im away cause thats account sharing (ban) . a catch 22 sort of. it's a cruel hosed up world
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May 9, 2016 15:12
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I'm actually a well adjusted human being who enjoys pretending to be retarded on gbs.
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May 9, 2016 15:53
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I own really hard in real life but my secret vice is internet trolling, which often involves being retarded. My IQ is actually quite high and I have a killer gaming rig/family/job
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May 9, 2016 15:56
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I have a few close friends and good hobbies. I have a stable job and a nice woman I'm seeing. Literally the thing I like the least about myself is how much time I spend posting, that and my student loan debt.
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May 9, 2016 16:02
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Its really cool how normal everyone actually is. I feel closer to you all.
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May 9, 2016 16:16
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I'm horribly broken in numerous ways, but... I'm actually kind of OK with it? I mean, sure my life kinda sucks, but everyone's life could use some improvement, or they could improve upon themselves in some way. So I'm not really any worse off than anyone else, even taking my crippling psychological disorders, awful job, and every other chunk of feces in the manure cart that is my existence into account. But I try to make baby steps at improvement - be more involved at work, develop skills in a hobby - and enjoy the little things like drinking and watching a three hour block of cartoons while using my dog as an armrest or celebrating poops that come out so clean I only have to wipe once.
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May 9, 2016 16:32
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Mandator posted:heh me too Make sure your chambers are balenced or the odds of you living will be skewed. The bullet likes to settle to the bottom unless you are cowboying your piece to poo poo.
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May 9, 2016 16:37
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I don't feel the need to make my own insecurities or need for attention everyone else's problem under the guide of some incurable mental illness, so i figure I should post in this thread. Plus, I had a nice mother's day with my mom and siblings as we gave her gifts and she showed sincere appreciation for the time we took to do so. My dad grilled up some ribs and then my mom pulled out the photo album and we all laughed.
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May 9, 2016 16:39
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I'd like to join this normal cool dude posting club. I do most of my posting from work, and have never been on antidepressants or had a panic attack because my brain isn't a broken mess. 
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May 9, 2016 16:44
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i am br0k3n :-( but this is mostly because i see my goon friends from 2000 and even 1999 not that happy with their lives one is in a buch of pics at his friends wedding frowning the other works at a slaughter house/car thing night job and is basically a heroin addict the other apparently is not making enough money 4 her needs and we r scheduled to be in a recession for a bit longer so it all seems so dismal i think this is y i read up on elliot wave theory and started plying around with it it is like gammatria and farmers eugenics and strology COMBINED true native magic
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May 9, 2016 16:57
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various cheeses posted:I'd like to join this normal cool dude posting club. I do most of my posting from work, and have never been on antidepressants or had a panic attack because my brain isn't a broken mess. Oh poo poo, we can't post here if we've had a panic attack? Because I had one last week when the power went out at 4AM and I woke up in pitch blackness and though I had gone blind.
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May 9, 2016 16:59
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Booblord Zagats posted:I don't feel the need to make my own insecurities or need for attention everyone else's problem under the guide of some incurable mental illness, so i figure I should post in this thread. Plus, I had a nice mother's day with my mom and siblings as we gave her gifts and she showed sincere appreciation for the time we took to do so. My dad grilled up some ribs and then my mom pulled out the photo album and we all laughed. ur the biggest emo i ever met tbh LOL idk y u arent a bar tender tho i hope it worked out with whatever nice boi u was dating last (according to last time i checked okc it didnt tho??)
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May 9, 2016 17:00
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Cthulu Carl posted:Oh poo poo, we can't post here if we've had a panic attack? You could probably get a pass on that because no one's brain is working well at 4am. Unless it was something hilarious like "forgot to open eyes and thought I went blind"
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May 9, 2016 17:01
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immaculate_kasia posted:ur the biggest emo i ever met tbh LOL idk y u arent a bar tender tho i hope it worked out with whatever nice boi u was dating last (according to last time i checked okc it didnt tho??) What? various cheeses posted:You could probably get a pass on that because no one's brain is working well at 4am. Unless it was something hilarious like "forgot to open eyes and thought I went blind" I think I've had one once, but I wasn't sure if it was in a dream or as I was waking up at like 3am-ish. It made me quit taking unisom
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May 9, 2016 17:02
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Booblord Zagats posted:What? That's Dare, the embodiment of everything this thread stands against.
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May 9, 2016 17:08
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penis and vagina inseminations with prejudice? that isa rape
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May 9, 2016 17:12
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:The happiest day of my internet life was yesterday. I got personally banned by lowtax himself. 
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May 9, 2016 18:30
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this the gbs alcoholic three? if not plz link me
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May 10, 2016 02:24
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SurfaceDetail posted:I own really hard in real life but my secret vice is internet trolling, which often involves being retarded. you troll on the internet? no way!
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You can still post if you: live in a car but its a nice car or was 14 years ago bathe in a library get paid even you if gotta grind grown/don't play
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