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My friend is coming to hang out but he's bringing his fat bitch girlfriend  I'm not crazy about this but I'm chuckling at the thought of her big fat butt sitting down onto one of my chairs and the whole thing just COLLAPSING!!!!! Kinda like this:  So yah that's what I'm hoping for. Anybody have any similar experiences?
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May 28, 2016 14:24
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no, OP, i have specially reinforced chairs
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May 28, 2016 14:25
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sounds like your friend has pretty low self-esteem
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May 28, 2016 14:27
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Call your friends gf fat right to her face and see her reaction
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May 28, 2016 14:28
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one time at a bar I sat down on a plastic chair and one of the legs just snapped off and I fell on my rear end. I am not fatty though
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May 28, 2016 14:29
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We had a great big fat girl in high school who we'd call "The Sun" bc she was as big as a sun  She smoked a lot of cigarettes and cursed a great deal Well one time in math class the desk she was sitting in must have broke and it slowly started folding in on her. The ol sun didn't like that one bit but it took 15 minutes to extricate her. Lord knows she was grumbling n cursing up a storm the whole time 
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May 28, 2016 14:31
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vyst posted:Call your friends gf fat right to her face and see her reaction Oh man THIS is my ultimate fantasy, but I dare not indulge 
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May 28, 2016 14:32
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vyst posted:Call your friends gf fat right to her face and see my erection Corrected
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May 28, 2016 15:08
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I don't believe a word of this so called friend hooey.
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May 28, 2016 15:14
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Would.
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May 28, 2016 15:23
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in school cafeteria fattest girl sat on a chair and it broke under her in front of everyone. it was really funny
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May 28, 2016 15:25
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you should saw partly thru the legs of a chair to weaken them so it definitely breaks under her. then later ask her to climb this ladder to get something down for you and then use a step stool to get your nice coffee mug down from the top shelf etc. etc.
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May 28, 2016 15:27
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small dick handjobs would have been my guess
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May 28, 2016 15:50
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The Sphinxster posted:I don't believe a word of this so called friend hooey. Yah I was a believer but I guess in this case "friend" means "friend+fat hog gf"
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May 28, 2016 15:51
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dude you're supposed to neg her to her in person, not in GBS.
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May 28, 2016 15:57
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the fattest lady ever sat on something and broke it and that thing was my dick 
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May 28, 2016 16:52
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mng posted:dude you're supposed to neg her to her in person, not in GBS. Gbs pua technique on point, tho
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