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Volume posted:Lot of goons are getting kind of old and having children either by accident or on purpose. But still they're children of goons so it's not like they have the best genes in those cells and I'm sure that already put at a disadvantage in the social jungle that is our world. Uh, were your parents goons or does your dynasty start with you?
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My daughters are awesome and the love of my life. My sons are assholes and I wish they'd leave already
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Jul 9, 2016 13:54
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yeah op lets bring children down a notch
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Jul 9, 2016 14:29
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lol just lol if you have brought children into this dumpster fire of a world
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Jul 9, 2016 14:36
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what in the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Jul 9, 2016 14:38
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The Protagonist posted:op, my spawn has been postnatally gestating for 16 months now, and he is still extremely dumb and retarded. i often tell him simple warnings like "hot", "you'll fall" and "that's poisonous." While I am sure he understands me after several failed attempts, he often seems to deliberately ignore my warnings, much to my chagrin. This one is my favourite.
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Jul 9, 2016 15:53
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genesplicer posted:My wife and I did the calculations, and we figured out there are several non-zero probabilities. very wise I know that somewhere the ginger gene is locked within the tortured mess that is my genetic code as well~
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Jul 9, 2016 18:06
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Zeno-25 posted:lol just lol if you have brought children into this dumpster fire of a world
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Jul 9, 2016 18:06
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The Protagonist posted:op, my spawn has been postnatally gestating for 16 months now, and he is still extremely dumb and retarded. i often tell him simple warnings like "hot", "you'll fall" and "that's poisonous." While I am sure he understands me after several failed attempts, he often seems to deliberately ignore my warnings, much to my chagrin. sup has-a-16-month-old buddy let's see whose kid gets not-retarded first, this will be exciting
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Jul 9, 2016 18:12
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Jul 9, 2016 20:40
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my kid is awesome and could probably beat your candy rear end into a coma OP
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Jul 9, 2016 21:55
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My kid was jumping on a trampoline/bungee thing in a mall and kept yelling "I am Ironman!!" really loud. Then just when he attracts a small crowd of "isn't he cute" old people he yells "I'm a wanker!" 'orrible bastard.
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Jul 10, 2016 00:32
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kids are the best reason to keep guns in the house and also own pitbulls e: pitbulls that open carry
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Jul 10, 2016 01:00
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I have absolutely no idea about Pokémon but I just went for a two hour walk with my daughter looking for them.
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Jul 10, 2016 01:09
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I have absolutely no idea about Pokémon but I just went for a two hour walk with my daughter looking for them.King of Bees posted:I have absolutely no idea about Pokémon but I just went for a two hour walk with my daughter looking for them. What I'm saying is suck my balls nerds.
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Jul 10, 2016 01:10
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Jul 10, 2016 01:11
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King of Bees posted:I have absolutely no idea about Poke;mon but I just went for a two hour walk with my daughter looking for them. So...... Your daughter likes pokemon... and you think people that like pokemon are nerds... and you want them to suck your balls.. Take a seat.
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Jul 10, 2016 01:21
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Zeno-25 posted:lol just lol if you have brought children into this dumpster fire of a world yeah pretty much. my kid is pretty rad for a 3 year old but he just learned about the USA at daycare and has already started talking about making it great again.
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Jul 10, 2016 01:24
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504 posted:So...... Is English your second language? That's the only way I think you could have misread that so badly. Try again friendo.
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Jul 10, 2016 20:52
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RocktheCaulk posted:Mine is like 10 weeks old and she doesn't do anything besides smile at me after blasting a duke and puking on me. She is going to be a great goonette. Read this as 10 years old
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Jul 10, 2016 21:04
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Does being a man child count?
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Jul 14, 2016 23:16
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I loving hate my kids.
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Jul 14, 2016 23:21
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Ben Smash posted:Does being a man child count? Only if the manchild is your child and you want to bitch about them
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Jul 14, 2016 23:45
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I have a step son Is Autistic and has ADD. He's loving weird, he hates loud noises, gets scared by the dumbest poo poo (like Halloween decorations), screams like a baby when he has to do something he doesn't want, is very smart, cannot play with other children, has no ability to interact with people other than a very superficial way, loves to play computer games and watch CN. However he loving hates Anime so I guess it's a win. Also he's very cuddly and affectionate but he's 9 and who knows what he'll be like in a few years. The kids totally going to grow up to be a goon. I can see him living in my basement when he's 35. It's a love/hate relationship
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Jul 15, 2016 00:04
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jlechem posted:I have a step son lol you hosed up
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Jul 15, 2016 00:17
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I really should make the vasectomy appointment seeing as I'm at least as terrified of responsibility as I am fond of raw-dawggin'.
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Jul 15, 2016 00:36
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My 14 year old downloaded Pokemon Go on his phone and told me it was "retarded".
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Jul 15, 2016 00:47
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Ben Smash posted:Does being a man child count? As a thirty'ish year old loser child I'm here to put you fucks on notice. gently caress you dad!
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Jul 15, 2016 01:04
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jlechem posted:I have a step son His mother must be hot beyond all normal description of hotness, like so beautiful that you can't go out in public with her anymore because you slip and fall in the puddles of drool emanating from every person in visual range.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:06
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JnnyThndrs posted:His mother must be hot beyond all normal description of hotness, like so beautiful that you can't go out in public with her anymore because you slip and fall in the puddles of drool emanating from every person in visual range. You must have a hot mom.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:15
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jlechem posted:I have a step son none of this sounds very smart, with the exception of the anime thing at least
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RaceBannon posted:My 14 year old downloaded Pokemon Go on his phone and told me it was "retarded". Keep up the good work pops, there may yet be hope for the future
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