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Happy Birthday you old gently caress!!! Are you bald? Is all your body hair gray? I never want gray ball hairs
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how do u even use a compueter? e: happy bitchday or we
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Jul 13, 2016 18:31
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So do you still sell the catnip or what
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Jul 13, 2016 18:37
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Huh, you guys are still here. Reminds me of a new years party I went to in '74 that lasted until the 9th.Uncle at Nintendo posted:So do you still sell the catnip or what Nope. I have a litte personal grow-op for my own kitties and sometimes I'll turn loose a little of the excess. If I ever get motivated, I might go check out a feral patch I know and get a couple pounds to flog, but don't count on it. jlechem posted:Happy Birthday you old gently caress!!! Pretty thin on top, but not quite shiny yet. It's not gray, it's chrome. Lichy posted:I hope you are maintaining a regular exercise regime combined with a healthy diet to ensure your poo poo posting career is as long as possible OP gently caress that. Gimmee a cheeseburger and a couple beers. Wamdoodle posted:Happy friggin' birthday. I'm getting older too but so is everyone else. Everyday brings you one step closer to the finish line. I had a lovely freeserver site that was an ALOD before I got my account. The goon hatemail was weak. Also king reol emailed me and told me that lowtax is satan's proctologist. The_end posted:Tell us about your favorite dpph thread. The one with the scabby and bruised crackwhores that grossed everybody out. Gay Weed Dad posted:First off: happy birthday! Age peers: Most of my geezer friends don't know poo poo about the internet beyond facebook and porn. Dong: I eat a handful of those Joe Theisman pills and I can piss through an oak tree. loving: [checks watch] Last Sunday afternoon Death: When I almost killed myself in my youth, it looked like 21 was out of reach. I didn't die and then everything else is gravy. a cop posted:You have a real job now?? Any plans for retirement? I worked in a goddamn sawmill for 30 years. I get a little pension from that and I'll wring the last few pennies from social security before the republican bankrupt it. My retirement plan is to eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired, and smoke weed and play video games in between.
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Jul 14, 2016 08:05
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So if you aren't making catnip any longer please stop depriving the world's felines and reveal its secret ingredients already!
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Jul 14, 2016 10:44
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Ground up cats.
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Jul 14, 2016 11:11
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:So if you aren't making catnip any longer please stop depriving the world's felines and reveal its secret ingredients already! Go to a nursery/garden center, buy a little catnip plant, put it in some dirt. It's really easy to grow (it's basically a weed).
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Jul 14, 2016 22:32
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Nooner posted:Imma be 27 in a few months and the idea of being 30 in just a few more is terrifying af i cant be 30 im still a kid ): imma be 30 in a few months and i'll tell you... you learn to accept it. i've embraced it. gonna have a logan's run themed birthday party i think
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Jul 15, 2016 01:52
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are you still alive op just checking because youre an old gently caress
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Jul 15, 2016 02:07
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Equally terrifying that I could get to 61 and still be a failure at life spending valuable time on the Internet, or just never get to 61 Great thread OP
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Jul 15, 2016 03:58
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tell us about when u were a cop.
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Jul 15, 2016 06:46
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vols bitch posted:are you still alive op ask your mom Rambling Robot posted:tell us about when u were a cop. go gently caress yourself
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skander posted:Go to a nursery/garden center, buy a little catnip plant, put it in some dirt. It's really easy to grow (it's basically a weed). He did some crazy stuff to it because I've done that and it doesn't compare!
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Jul 15, 2016 10:25
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your older than my dad do u know my dad
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Jul 15, 2016 14:26
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:He did some crazy stuff to it because I've done that and it doesn't compare! Are you insinuating that I would lace my good and natural green with loving chemicals or some poo poo?! You on my shitlist now, boy. ilikedirt posted:your older than my dad i know ur mom
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Jul 16, 2016 01:40
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dee eight posted:Are you insinuating that I would lace my good and natural green with loving chemicals or some poo poo?! You on my shitlist now, boy. No, didn't you specifically say that if some sort of lottery happened to reach a certain amount you'd reveal the secret I think I donated to it and everything (it was for charity if I recall correctly)
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Jul 16, 2016 01:52
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hey happy birthday I made a picture for you but i was on probation so i'm sorry its late
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Jul 16, 2016 01:54
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:No, didn't you specifically say that if some sort of lottery happened to reach a certain amount you'd reveal the secret Ah, yeah. That was a chairty raffle and I toxxed that I'd reveal the secret drying process if it raised more than 5 Gs. It didn't happen. Drad_Bert posted:hey happy birthday I made a picture for you but i was on probation so i'm sorry its late lol nice man
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Bill NYSE posted:Settle a bet, 50-and-over crowd: do you double-click hyperlinks on Internet pages? You've confused over 50 with over 70.
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