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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
think columbia broke up on re-entry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaZW75jJjnw&t=120s

think again

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

OctoberBlues posted:

Pictures don't lie, and the pictures say you are a card carrying, crooked helmet wearing NASA astronaut.


Otacon posted:

haha look at nation, some dumb gay astronaut, couldn't even become a respectable doctor or lawyer, lol at this

NASA photo division with more mutilation of grace

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

nigga crab pollock posted:

think columbia broke up on re-entry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaZW75jJjnw&t=120s

think again

BUSTED

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i'm not saying i'm not a liar i gotta be honest

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

nasa is the biggest scam in the world. they withhold taxes illeagally and use a mind control ray on their wmployees. they are trying to open a wormhole into what you would call"hell"

The Kennedy Space Center is already in Florida.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Its the ISS, yeah there are chinamen there

More like ISLAMIC SOCIALIST STATION amirite?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Dreddout posted:

More like ISLAMIC SOCIALIST STATION amirite?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

THEY MOCK US :byodood:

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
I want to bust a nut in space

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:

I want to bust a nut in space

You could go on one of those airplanes that puts you in zero gravity for a few seconds and try to time it so bust a nut then.

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
It could be like those trick vape smoke blowers. Shoot a wad, do a zero G flip, catch in mouth as gravity kicks back in (no homo if it's your own secret sauce)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


allahu ackbar

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

HELL OF A LOT OF SPRAYING GOING ON TODAY WHATS THE DEAL NASA?!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Congrats to Nation, he'll be "flying" to "Mars" in 2020 on a NASA "spaceship"!

Keep us updated friendo.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

OMGVBFLOL posted:

allahu ackbar

No, wrong wrong wrong. Allahu badbar.

Infyrno
Jul 24, 2003

The Duke
NASA lied, the Cobbler-Dyke's died.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

astronaut more like asstronaut

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


LordArgh posted:

planets aren't real

why are you so mean to your mom

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
seems like nasa forgot about a little something called common sense :smuggo:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


one time i went to burger king and NASA put a probe in my butt

they have microchips in th burgers and now the "King" (NASA lizard agent) can hear my thoughts

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the earth is flat and the sun revolves around it somehow and the stars are holes in a big black blanket. come on, nasa, we had this figured out centuries ago - it ain't rocket science, for crying out loud

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mozi posted:

seems like nasa forgot about a little something called common sense :smuggo:

nasa?

more like ASSa :smug:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

We Knew It! NASA Admits Hidden Portals Opening Above Earth! 7/18/16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=793gZV1fRyc&t=189s

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


we got em this time. portals motherfuckers

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

OMGVBFLOL posted:

We Knew It! NASA Admits Hidden Portals Opening Above Earth! 7/18/16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=793gZV1fRyc&t=189s

sounds like a bullshit ploy to sell the round earth scam to me :smug:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

its farfetched i know but i believe we actually have spacecraft orbiting saturn and jupiter

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Parallax Scroll posted:

its farfetched i know but i believe we actually have spacecraft orbiting saturn and jupiter

You have to at least admit the possibility of it being true. :science:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Need Another Seven Assholes!!!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

nobody actually saw astronauts

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
not another space agency

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wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
Never A Straight Answer

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