Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

AEMINAL posted:

Getting buried in concrete as an immortal is the most hellish thing

I wonder how long it would take to go insane

Maybe it's already happened and your life now is your hallucination.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
I think I'd only take the deal if I could also travel freely through time at will, alleviating the end-of-the-universe-floating-in-space-black-hell inevitability.

I'd also need to set the rules so that I could only be at one place in time at any given moment in history so that the universe wouldn't eventually become infinitely crowded with infinite instances of me from different times at the same time.

I'd also need to be able to teleport to anywhere instantly so I could never be imprisoned.

I'd also need to be able to instantly appear to be any age I wanted at any time.

I'd also need to be able to freely decide to not be immortal anymore, and have the rest of my natural life (continuing from the natural age I chose to appear before deciding to become mortal again) to decide to be immortal again at any time should I want to be immortal again.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Sep 12, 2016

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


GreatGreen posted:

I think I'd only take the deal if I could also travel freely through time at will, alleviating the end-of-the-universe-floating-in-space-black-hell inevitability.

I'd also need to set the rules so that I could only be at one place in time at any given moment in history so that the universe wouldn't eventually become infinitely crowded with infinite instances me from different times at the same time.

I'd also need to be able to teleport to anywhere instantly so I could never be imprisoned.

I'd also need to be able to instantly appear to be any age I wanted at any time.

I'd also need to be able to freely decide to not be immortal anymore, and have the rest of my natural life (continuing from the natural age I chose to appear before deciding to become mortal again) to decide to be immortal again at any time should I want to do that.

what a fuckin diva drat fuckin Hollywood types

naem
May 29, 2011

I'd do immortality like lord of the rings elves, who are tall and vaugely magical and don't age and look like a cross between David Bowie and Kate blanchette

Also if your body "dies" your spirit goes to the magical hall of mandos to hang out/relax for a while in a luxury rehab before being reborn as a new elf (I'm pretty sure that's where David Bowie is now)

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Invest money/fight for money, travel the world, gently caress girls, do drugs. Sounds nice.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


everyone knows the only true immortality is to impregnate every woman you can with your viscous, malevolent seed

  • Locked thread