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Graic
Feb 2, 2008

Fella Man
Why do heels have to be so annoying

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Graic posted:

Why do heels have to be so annoying

uh you just answered your own question.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Ozz81 posted:

I dunno, the whole "Vickie fucks half the locker room" storyline is getting old. Edge, Big Show, and now some weird wanna-be Cuban guy named Escobar. Pretty stale and unoriginal, and her voice hurts my ears :(

Eddie made sense because well... they were married in real life.

Edge made sense because it was the last person you could ever imagine Edge hooking up with.

Big Show made sense because both are ugly.

Eric Escobar makes sense because everyone in the WWE hates her so the only way she can get back in and have a boyfriend is to get with some young upstart trying to make an impact.

I don't get the vibe of her being a slut, aside from when she was bouncing between Edge and Show (and even then, it was more revenge). She's certainly not Francine.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Lone Rogue posted:

She's certainly not Francine.

Yeah, shes like two Francines

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Graic posted:

Why do heels have to be so annoying

Its easier than being hated for substantial reasons.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
Edge and Vickie never banged.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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WWE is taping this week's edition SmackDown tonight from the Blue Cross Arena in Rochester, New York. Special thanks to Wrestling News World reader Eric for sending text-message updates. Below are full results.

SmackDown (Airing Friday on MyNetworkTV):

* Teddy Long comes out and congratulates SmackDown for their win at WWE Bragging Rights. He says Batista and Rey Mysterio will have a "heart to heart" to settle their differences. Chris Jericho comes to the ring without Big Show. Teddy Long takes the Bragging Rights trophy and their is such a "you suck" chant Jericho can't be heard. Jericho says Long giving Big Show a World Heavyweight Championship shot was underhanded. He says he is the talent of SmackDown and made Team SmackDown a victor all by himself. He said he should be champion. Kane comes out, almost chokeslams Jericho Long tells him not to do it because he has something to say. Not only will Raw have a Triple-Threat Match at Survivor Series, so will SmackDown - tonight Chris Jericho vs. Kane, the winner will join Big Show vs. Undertaker.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

I'm glad to see either Jericho or Kane will be back in the title picture, but... Punk :smith:

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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Kane/Show/Taker should be a negative five star megamatch

Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!
I really hope that Kane comes out the winner. Having two tag teams with both of their partners in a triple threat against each other seems like a bit much. I like Jericho in a survivor series style match much better. Plus, Kane is generally pretty fun to have around in triple threats, from Goldberg vs HHH vs Kane and Mark Henry vs Big Show vs Kane.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Matlock posted:

Kane/Show/Taker should be a negative five star megamatch

Yeah but replace Kane with Jericho and it could be pretty good.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

CM Junk posted:

I'm glad to see either Jericho or Kane will be back in the title picture, but... Punk :smith:

Sorry kid, Punk is a loser :smug:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Havoc904 posted:

I really hope that Kane comes out the winner. Having two tag teams with both of their partners in a triple threat against each other seems like a bit much. I like Jericho in a survivor series style match much better. Plus, Kane is generally pretty fun to have around in triple threats, from Goldberg vs HHH vs Kane and Mark Henry vs Big Show vs Kane.

Jericho needs to be in the match.

Punk is gonna be their main survivor series tag guy.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Havoc904 posted:

Having two tag teams with both of their partners in a triple threat against each other seems like a bit much.

Just another step in the evolution of gimmick PPVs every month.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Chilly McFreeze posted:

Just another step in the evolution of gimmick PPVs every month.

WWE BREAKUP TEASE

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

Chilly McFreeze posted:

Just another step in the evolution of gimmick PPVs every month.

They can just bring back the name Good Friends, Better Enemies and then have all tag teams face off against their partners.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Rusty Shackelford posted:

They can just bring back the name Good Friends, Better Enemies and then have all tag teams face off against their partners.

Which would result in like four matches with two main eventers.

YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH RUSTY

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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* Dolph Ziggler b. WWE Intercontinental Champion John Morrison via count out in a non-title match.

* Beth Phoenix b. A 110 pound jobber from Elmira, New York.

* Matt Hardy b. Eric Escobar w/Vickie Guerrero

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

here are some more detailed ones

*The show opens up with Teddy Long in the ring congratulating Team Smackdown on winning at Bragging Rights. He says that later on tonight Rey Mysterio and Batista will have a heart to heart to discuss what happened at the PPV. He talks about the title match at Survivor Series and is interrupted by Chris Jericho. Jericho says he should get the title shot, not Big Show. Long says the Bragging Rights trophy is the property of Smackdown and takes it away from Jericho. Kane interrupts and says he deserves a title shot since he was co-captain. Jericho argues with Kane, who starts choking him. Long tells Kane to let Jericho go, and he does. Long says if Raw is going to have a triple threat title match, so is Smackdown. Tonight it will be Kane vs. Jericho, and the winner gets put into the title match at Survivor Series.

*WWE Intercontinental champ Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler. Dolph tells Morrison that he's the only member of the SD roster that lost at Bragging Point (yes, he called it Bragging Point) and Morrison says he doesn't recall seeing Dolph actually have a match. Ziggler wins by countout after dropping Morrison on the SD announce table.

*Backstage Vince McMahon congratulates Teddy Long on winning at Bragging Rights. CM Punk comes in and says he should be in the title match at Survivor Series and that he'd still be champ if it wasn't for Scott Armstrong's shoddy officiating. Vince agrees with Punk and says tonight Punk will have a match against Scott Armstrong. Punk loves the idea and thanks Vince.

*Beth Phoenix defeated a girl, I've never heard of before, sounded like they said Janie Butch. Beth was cheered by the crowd.

*Announced for later tonight: Cryme Tyme presents a Divas Halloween costume contest.

*Vickie Guerrero comes out dressed like a princess. She says she wants to introduce everyone to her Prince Charming, Eric Escobar. He has a match against Matt Hardy, which Hardy wins.

*Rey Mysterio is shown backstage walking to the ring, his heart to heart with Batista is next.

*Rey Mysterio comes out and talks about what happened at Bragging Rights. He says that he considers Batista family and he's not leaving the ring until they talk about it like men. Batista comes out and asks Rey how dare he call him out. Rey says he just wants to straighten things out, Batista tells him he's giving him a chance to leave the ring. Rey refuses to leave and tells Batista that it was a Fatal 4 Way, did he not expect him to try to win? He says Batista is like his big brother and he's willing to let bygones be bygones, that if he had known being in the match was going to interfere with their friendship, he would have never been in the match. Batista gives Rey one last chance to leave the ring, Rey won't go. Rey says to think about everything they've been through, to think about Eddy. Batista says 'Eddy's dead', that he's not thinking about Rey, he's thinking about himself. Batista leaves the ring and walks off.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
So, is Beth a face now?

nyratk1
Jul 24, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump

The Shaman of Cum posted:

Batista says 'Eddy's dead', that he's not thinking about Rey, he's thinking about himself. Batista leaves the ring and walks off.
yesssssssssssssssss

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

DM Punk posted:

So, is Beth a face now?

Hometown I think.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

KungFu Grip posted:

Hometown I think.

Are Mickie & Maria the only Smackdown diva faces now?

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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How is Batista the heel here? Rey's being an annoying idiot lately

nyratk1
Jul 24, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump

Matlock posted:

How is Batista the heel here? Rey's being an annoying idiot lately

Telling the truth always makes someone a heel.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
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nyratk1 posted:

Telling the truth always makes someone a heel.

Poor good, honest, decent, reasonable Jericho :(

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Matlock posted:

How is Batista the heel here? Rey's being an annoying idiot lately

Please don't tell me you sided with Michael in the last episode of The Office.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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CM Junk posted:

Please don't tell me you sided with Michael in the last episode of The Office.

I have never watched the American Office

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

*Backstage, Matt Hardy approaches Batista and tells him to think about what he's doing. There are things he did to Jeff that he wishes he could take back but he can't, and that Rey and Batista really are family. Batista walks off and Matt turns around and starts texting on his cell phone, Batista comes up from behind and attacks him.

*Drew McIntyre comes out and says he didn't want to be a part of Team Smackdown to begin with, as he will be making his own impact. He says the party is over for his opponent. Finlay comes out but Drew attacks him as he stepped on the apron. Drew beats him down. The match never officially happened. Refs comes out to help Finlay.

*The Halloween costume contest is next.

*Cryme Tyme comes out to host the Divas Halloween costume contest. The 4 divas involved were Natalya (dressed as a Matador), Layla (dressed as Michael Jackson), Michelle McCool (dressed as a devil) and Mickie James (dressed as Elektra). Each Diva does a quick routine, Mickie is picked as the winner based on crowd response. She gets attacked by the other divas but is able to take down Layla and Natalya, but McCool gets a kick to the back of Mickie's head in. McCool walks off.

*CM Punk defeated Scott Armstrong with the GTS. Match of the year candidate (not really).

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

The Shaman of Cum posted:

*CM Punk defeated Scott Armstrong with the GTS. Match of the year candidate (not really).

GOTCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




The Shaman of Cum posted:

Batista says 'Eddy's dead'

Tweener.

nyratk1
Jul 24, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump

The Shaman of Cum posted:

*Backstage, Matt Hardy approaches Batista and tells him to think about what he's doing. There are things he did to Jeff that he wishes he could take back but he can't, and that Rey and Batista really are family. Batista walks off and Matt turns around and starts texting on his cell phone, Batista comes up from behind and attacks him.

yesssss yessssssssssssss I love heel Batista

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

nyratk1 posted:

yesssss yessssssssssssss I love heel Batista

He can't stand that infernal tapping noise

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

The Shaman of Cum posted:

*Backstage, Matt Hardy approaches Batista and tells him to think about what he's doing. There are things he did to Jeff that he wishes he could take back but he can't, and that Rey and Batista really are family. Batista walks off and Matt turns around and starts texting on his cell phone, Batista comes up from behind and attacks him.

I hope we get to see that update on Matt's Twitter.

Matt Hardy's Twitter posted:

"It's really sad when families break apar-owww, ow, owwww!

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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Batista stopped Matt from posting a tweet

Face Turn!

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

chris jericho is in the triple threat

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Matlock posted:

How is Batista the heel here? Rey's being an annoying idiot lately
How?

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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Atticus Finch posted:

How?

Hey Batista you're my best bud! Oh, by the way, we should both try to win this contest! Oh wait, you attacked me? No fair! I'll jump at you! Now I'll stand in the ring when you tell me to leave and even when you say you're going to hit me! Now I'm going to bring up old poo poo that doesn't matter and stand around when you tell me to leave still!

I am not an irritating gnat!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Matlock posted:

Hey Batista you're my best bud! Oh, by the way, we should both try to win this contest! Oh wait, you attacked me? No fair! I'll jump at you! Now I'll stand in the ring when you tell me to leave and even when you say you're going to hit me! Now I'm going to bring up old poo poo that doesn't matter and stand around when you tell me to leave still!

I am not an irritating gnat!
But they both really should've tried to win the contest! Batista is being a jerk.

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Matlock posted:

Hey Batista you're my best bud! Oh, by the way, we should both try to win this contest! Oh wait, you attacked me? No fair! I'll jump at you! Now I'll stand in the ring when you tell me to leave and even when you say you're going to hit me! Now I'm going to bring up old poo poo that doesn't matter and stand around when you tell me to leave still!

I am not an irritating gnat!

No I'm sorry this wasn't very irritating at all compared to his OH EDDIE.

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