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frankdiabetes
Jan 2, 2010

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Pooptron2003 posted:

What kind of coloring did you use to paint the gum paste?

I used Americolor food color gel thinned slightly with vodka to paint the pastillage for the rocks and the fondant on the turtle shell. On the gumpaste turtle appendages I mixed petal dust with vodka, and for the lily pads and lotus, I used dry petal dust.

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Fat Pony
Oct 7, 2005

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
I made some rainbow cakes that I had a ton of fun with, but instead of baking up light and beautiful in their even layers, they swirled in the pan while baking and the cake came out fairly dense. How do you get those big, beautiful three-inch layers to bake up right?

Fight Club
Jul 12, 2001
I am a shitty rip off of Patrick Bateman.


Bassinet cake I made for someone I work with after they had a baby. Made the dome using white chocolate candy melts painted over a form I made. Should have made it a little smaller so it would have rested on cake, rather than the butter cream on the sides of the cake (had troubles with it sinking).

The Pillowman
Jun 14, 2008

Fight Club posted:


Bassinet cake


I've always been curious about the weaving technique. Would you mind sharing how you do it?

Pooptron2003
Jan 20, 2006

It's not what you think.

frankdiabetes posted:

I used Americolor food color gel thinned slightly with vodka to paint the pastillage for the rocks and the fondant on the turtle shell. On the gumpaste turtle appendages I mixed petal dust with vodka, and for the lily pads and lotus, I used dry petal dust.

Thanks! petal dust? why was I not informed of this?! I'm gonna git me some! Yeee haaaw

P.S. nice baby basket cake ^^^

Herr Shitlord
May 2, 2008

I feel so much butter!
Does anyone happent to have a good recipie for this Japanese Christmas cake? I had some a while ago and it was absolutely delicious, but in all of my attempts to recreate it or find a recipie, I've struggled to actually have it come out good.

I understand that it's just a basic sponge cake with whipped cream frosting and strawberries mixed in with the inner whipped cream frosting, but I don't quite understand the concept of frosting something with whipped cream. How can you frost a cake with whipped cream without having it liquify and melt everywhere/make the cake soggy? :confused:

Here's a picture of what I mean:


e: fixed link, hurr

Herr Shitlord fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jan 29, 2010

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Generally when you want whipped cream to stay stable, you would add a little gelatin to it. Do not add too much though, as it will get gummy.

Fight Club
Jul 12, 2001
I am a shitty rip off of Patrick Bateman.

The Pillowman posted:

I've always been curious about the weaving technique. Would you mind sharing how you do it?

It's pretty straightforward. Basketweave looks WAY more complicated than it is, but it is hard to explain without pictures.

Basically I do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6DryH9o_GE (not mine, but a good example) I like to make sure my horizontal lines start tucked under the verticals, and extend them long enough to be under the next vertical line.

I like to use a large round tip for the verticals and a flat tip for the horizontals, but you can use just about any tip.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Whipped cream is the traditional way to make cakes like these in Scandinavia. It's much colder up here, so I guess that helps. The cream might be a bit leaner, too. These cakes don't keep well. In the area of Norway I'm from they're generally called "cream cakes", other parts of the country call them "soggy/soft cake". THe layers are usually coated with jam, this help for sogginess, but they're still very moist. A variation is to only use a thin layer of cream on the outside, and cover the whole thing with a thin cover of marzipan (usually fortified using Astrigula gummifer, called "dragant" or "tragant", to make it more pliable). Marzipan-covered cream cakes are delicious then the layers are smeared with good, tart raspberry jam and chopped walnuts are folded into the whipped cream :D

paisleyfox
Feb 23, 2009

My dog thinks he's a pretty lady.


Saint Seafoam posted:

Japanese strawberry cakes!

Like FGR said, you're going to want a stabilized whipped cream frosting.

Start off with something like this.

capr1ce
Oct 30, 2004

Cake goons, there are some fantastic looking cakes in this thread! Maybe you can help me with my cake woes!

I've baked a very tasty Dutch Apple Cake (see recipe below it's great!!).

However this time it ended up a bit... gloopy in the middle after baking. It's supposed to be a bit stodgy, but the very middle bit looked a bit like uncooked pancake batter. I don't make cake very often, so I was wondering if anyone had any tips of what to alter to decrease the gloopyness! Thanks for any help :)

http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/607041

grumples
May 29, 2004
naughtyness on legs

capr1ce posted:

Cake goons, there are some fantastic looking cakes in this thread! Maybe you can help me with my cake woes!

I've baked a very tasty Dutch Apple Cake (see recipe below it's great!!).

However this time it ended up a bit... gloopy in the middle after baking. It's supposed to be a bit stodgy, but the very middle bit looked a bit like uncooked pancake batter. I don't make cake very often, so I was wondering if anyone had any tips of what to alter to decrease the gloopyness! Thanks for any help :)

http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/607041

Are you baking it in the correct sized tin? Is the temperature on the oven correct? How did it turn out last time you made it?

capr1ce
Oct 30, 2004

grumples posted:

Are you baking it in the correct sized tin? Is the temperature on the oven correct? How did it turn out last time you made it?
Last time it was pretty much perfect, and I think I used the same tin. Actually I'm using a glass dish because I didn't have a tin, but the dish is the size stated in the recipe.

Actually, you have a point with the temperature... it's a gas oven, maybe I had it higher up in the oven last time!

frankdiabetes
Jan 2, 2010

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capr1ce posted:

Actually I'm using a glass dish because I didn't have a tin, but the dish is the size stated in the recipe.

Typically, recipes suggest that you reduce the oven temperature by 25 degrees F when you bake in glass dishes, so that might have been a contributing factor.

paisleyfox
Feb 23, 2009

My dog thinks he's a pretty lady.


Also, if you don't already have one, I would get yourself an oven thermometer. I can't trust the built in one in my oven to tell me the correct anything (It's about 25-75 degrees off, depending on how it feels that day...) and getting a separate thermometer that sticks up off my grate has saved many a meal, dessert and all.

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte
Note: I do not understand football and I've never done anything even this creative before so uh forgive the clumsiness. But I think they're cute :shobon:

frankdiabetes
Jan 2, 2010

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Eggplant Wizard posted:

I think they're cute :shobon:

I agree. What did you use for the goalposts?


I made a cake for my brother's birthday (he is a Badgers fan and a hockey player, obviously).



Broke the gumpaste stick in two separate places, and had to do a rather shoddy repair job as I had neither the forethought to make an extra nor the time to make a new one.

The little jersey, the running W, the little hockey stick, and the Bucky are all cookies.

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte
Woah, your cake looks amazing. I love the little badger dude :3

frankdiabetes posted:

I agree. What did you use for the goalposts?

I used some instructions for making cinnamon hard candy pillows from the Candy Making thread, only I left out the cinnamon and drew goalpost shapes in the powdered sugar instead of just lines. It was a good experiment and I'll definitely mess around with candy decorations again, although it made an unholy powdered sugar mess.

La Croux
May 10, 2007

Proud member since 2010 <3
Yayyy people I can show my work to that aren't my parents!



I love the leaveees. Hand dusted. Every. drat. One.



They're foam dummies... But I decorate cakes, I don't bake em!
(Well I do, but.. let's not talk about it.)

The Pillowman
Jun 14, 2008

Rubber Nugget posted:

Yayyy people I can show my work to that aren't my parents!



I love the leaveees. Hand dusted. Every. drat. One.



They're foam dummies... But I decorate cakes, I don't bake em!
(Well I do, but.. let's not talk about it.)

How do I become you?

jennyinstereo
Jan 17, 2007

[rocking faces since the 80s]

Rubber Nugget posted:

Yayyy people I can show my work to that aren't my parents!



I love the leaveees. Hand dusted. Every. drat. One.



They're foam dummies... But I decorate cakes, I don't bake em!
(Well I do, but.. let's not talk about it.)

But baking is half the work! I didn't know you could decorate cakes without having to bake them. That's pretty cool but I think I like going through the whole excruciating process (even tho I swear to never make a cake again every drat time I make one)

Your decorating is awesome!

Pooptron2003
Jan 20, 2006

It's not what you think.
sweet cakes there.

Do you also use "petal dust" to get the color on your leaves? They look great.

I'm going to have to try this soon. Await a massive cake post gws.

AHAHAA... FIRST TIME SEEING THAT CUSTOM TITLE.

ScamWhaleHolyGrail
Dec 24, 2009

first ride
a little nervous but excited


Chocolate cupcakes with Mint Cream Cheese Icing are tasty.

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Mar 6, 2007

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Mum wants a Black Forest (Forrest?) cake for her birthday, does anyone have any good recipes they've used before that don't suck? The ones I've been looking at have seemed pretty dry :(

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


My wife made me this cake for Valentine's:



Here it is attempting to exterminate our son:



Fortunately it didn't succeed.

It's a chocolate sponge cake with chocolate butter cream icing. The decorations are halved chocolate raspberry balls, chopped up Cherry Ripe, mint chocolate sticks and glacé cherries.

Incidentally Doctor Who: The End of Time part 1 airs in Australia tonight, so it's going to be a very Doctor Who themed Valentine's.

XenonTrioxide
Aug 20, 2005

C8H10N4O2
I don't have anything to share, unfortunately, but I do come bearing questions! I have a hankering for something my mom and I used to make together when we were feeling particularly adventurous: Buttercream! We would use Julia Child's recipe and divide it to make a bunch of flavors, of which my personal favorites were mint and maple. It was always a whole lot of fun, even if I was usually quiet terrified of the boiling sugar.

So, the problem is, I don't live at home anymore, and while that's great, I also don't have a lot of the kitchen things my mom and I used (candy thermometer, mixer, etc... :( ). How hard would it be to make a proper buttercream without these things, or should I just try to wait until next I visit her?

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte

AnotherFreakboy posted:

Incidentally Doctor Who: The End of Time part 1 airs in Australia tonight, so it's going to be a very Doctor Who themed Valentine's.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Your wife and that cake are awesome though.

frankdiabetes
Jan 2, 2010

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XenonTrioxide posted:

How hard would it be to make a proper buttercream without these things, or should I just try to wait until next I visit her?

Is this a swiss meringue buttercream? If so, I would say to wait until you have all the equipment first. The last time I made buttercream, I left it beating for 20 minutes with my KitchenAid before it came together...I think in a situation like that, your arm would fall off before you got a proper consistency.

You can get a decent candy thermometer for not too much money and I wouldn't compromise on that, making sure the egg whites cook to above a certain temperature (usually 160 degrees F) is as much of a safety concern as it is a culinary one.

La Croux
May 10, 2007

Proud member since 2010 <3

jennyinstereo posted:

But baking is half the work! I didn't know you could decorate cakes without having to bake them. That's pretty cool but I think I like going through the whole excruciating process (even tho I swear to never make a cake again every drat time I make one)

Your decorating is awesome!

Well my actual job title is "Cake Decorator", so at work I don't bake 'em. If a friend or someone asks me personally then I'll make an attempt at something delicious.

Pooptron2003 posted:

sweet cakes there.

Do you also use "petal dust" to get the color on your leaves? They look great.


I do! All it is, is dust colour, so.. I don't know where I was going with that. Half of those are the same yellow as one of the tiers, and the other half are the orange. It didn't really make much of a difference though. As time consuming as it was, I actually quite enjoyed making them.

The Pillowman
Jun 14, 2008

Rubber Nugget posted:

Well my actual job title is "Cake Decorator", so at work I don't bake 'em. If a friend or someone asks me personally then I'll make an attempt at something delicious.

Out of pure curiosity, how do you become a Cake Decorator?

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010



My friend always wanted a "Steel Magnolias" cake..This year she got her wish. Her mom rocks at baking...

La Croux
May 10, 2007

Proud member since 2010 <3

The Pillowman posted:

Out of pure curiosity, how do you become a Cake Decorator?

Luck, I suppose.
I took classes similar to the Wilton courses, and I work in a somewhat small town, so specialty shops are everywhere.

I'm not to sure how other places work, but we have one baker who does all the, well, baking, and then 6 of us who do the decorating. We can all bake, but we are retarded busy all the time so our full attention needs to be on decorating. We're not a bakery that sells pastries and other such things, nor do we cater, we're "Cake Specialists" so.. yea I'm babbling on again.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
Has anyone had the "Ultimate White Cake" from Wegman's? It's pretty drat good, but I can't justify the cost for more than a very special occasion. If you've had it, and if you have a recipe for something that comes close, I'd be a happy camper if you'd share.

Pilcrow
Jan 6, 2008

No More Mr Nice Gaius!
My friend held an Ann Summer's party last week, so we decided to make a cake. My flatmate baked three plain vanilla sponges, which we sandwiched together with buttercream and homemade raspberry jam.

My friend then iced the entire thing with blue buttercream, while I modelled the decorations from fondant. We used icing sugar mixed with a little water for the finishing touches. It tasted absolutely amazing!

:nws: http://img.waffleimages.com/945d86fed77f2d84bfb7d30fcbde3d8b98d30869/peniscake1.aspx :nws:

:nws: http://img.waffleimages.com/b8e57d2f750b19ff7e133c585779b43a8e69e2a0/peniscake2.aspx :nws:

:nws: http://img.waffleimages.com/5c02feb606821f0dd0ff31d106338dd498e853a6/peniscake3.aspx :nws:

Elwood P Dowd
Jan 4, 2003

Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
With tomorrow being Mardi Gras, I made a couple of king cakes to celebrate. They don't look fancy, but really, they aren't supposed to. Instead, they focus on sweet, almost breadlike quality rolled with pecans, raisins (up for debate), cinnamon, nutmeg, and brown sugar.

The green could have been 'greener' and the yellow more gold, but for all intents and purposes, I'm pretty happy with the final product, although there will be no tasting until tomorrow.


Pooptron2003
Jan 20, 2006

It's not what you think.

Pilcrow posted:

My friend held an Ann Summer's party last week, so we decided to make a cake. My flatmate baked three plain vanilla sponges, which we sandwiched together with buttercream and homemade raspberry jam.

My friend then iced the entire thing with blue buttercream, while I modelled the decorations from fondant. We used icing sugar mixed with a little water for the finishing touches. It tasted absolutely amazing!

:nws: http://img.waffleimages.com/945d86fed77f2d84bfb7d30fcbde3d8b98d30869/peniscake1.aspx :nws:

:nws: http://img.waffleimages.com/b8e57d2f750b19ff7e133c585779b43a8e69e2a0/peniscake2.aspx :nws:

:nws: http://img.waffleimages.com/5c02feb606821f0dd0ff31d106338dd498e853a6/peniscake3.aspx :nws:

That is adorable!

awww look at all the cute little penises.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

After seeing these, I don't feel so bad for asking if this cake was covered in penises.

ScamWhaleHolyGrail
Dec 24, 2009

first ride
a little nervous but excited
Can someone explain to me what a "King Cake" is, seeing how I'm apparently sheltered in my small town? What's in it? What is its significance?

chuchumeister
Jul 23, 2007

Stuffed with dericious cream for your pleasure!

Smidgen of Pidgeons posted:

Can someone explain to me what a "King Cake" is, seeing how I'm apparently sheltered in my small town? What's in it? What is its significance?

It's a traditional cake for Mardi Gras. Very similar to brioche almost in taste and texture; it's usually decorated with white icing and brightly colored sugar (green, yellow and purple are Mardi Gras colors).
Most modern king cakes include a little plastic baby inside, although traditionally this was a dried bean or something else similar. If you find the baby, you're supposed to bring the next king cake to the next Mardi Gras party. (For example, in a lot of schools during Mardi Gras season, the teacher will bring in the cake first and whomever finds the baby that week brings it in the next week and so on.) These days, the bakery doesn't put the baby into the cake for safety reasons, as apparently a lot of tourists were buying and eating the cakes while unaware there would be a small bit of plastic hidden somewhere within. So it's up to you to stick it in somewhere. Even then, sometimes people end up eating it anyway by accident.

I don't know where Bob Loblaw is from, as I'm sure king cake traditions vary by geographical location, but our king cakes don't usually have pecans or raisins. It might have a cream cheese, jelly or custard filling, but the most basic king cake is just the cake and icing.

I'm sure the Wikipedia article has a lot more in-depth information, but this is all anecdotal anyway. :) (For cred, I currently live in and was born and raised in Louisiana, about an hour from New Orleans.)

Edit: And while we're on the subject, happy Mardi Gras everyone! :v:

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The Pillowman
Jun 14, 2008
As someone born and raised mostly in Paris, King Cake in Europe is quite different from that in the USA.

King Cake in France is traditionally eaten around the epiphany, Jan 6th. There's a baby jesus in the cake, or a bean, and the "idea" is that whoever finds the baby pays for the cake next year!

The cake itself is similar in making, as far as I can tell, except that it doesn't have the hole in the middle, nor is it covered sprinkles, or sugar, or color.

Wikipedia probably has better info, this is just my personal, family experience.

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