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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

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4/20 NEVER FORGET
Dec 2, 2002

NEVER FORGET OK
Fun Shoe
seriously, the best motorcycle photo ever

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Someone please tell me how this is not ridiculously unsafe:


A pretty neat concept bike, the Suzuki NUDA01, from 1986:

LO Technology
Mar 5, 2011

by Fistgrrl

KozmoNaut posted:

A pretty neat concept bike, the Suzuki NUDA01, from 1986:


If you even consider buying this sometime in the future, please accept my resignation as your local somewhat shady shred mechanic. No loving way you'll make me work for 3 hours to replace a spark plug.

And yeah, the first bike pictured looks perfectly safe. I spot a rear brake, so it's safe.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


LO Technology posted:

If you even consider buying this sometime in the future, please accept my resignation as your local somewhat shady shred mechanic. No loving way you'll make me work for 3 hours to replace a spark plug.

I was thinking more along the lines of it looking like it could be a concept for an electric motorcycle. It's 24 years old, yet it still looks like something from a science fiction movie.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

KozmoNaut posted:

Someone please tell me how this is not ridiculously unsafe:


I freak out from the loss of leverage going to a Duke from my SMC, that must be so hard to steer.

KozmoNaut posted:

A pretty neat concept bike, the Suzuki NUDA01, from 1986:


A pretty neat actual bike, the Honda ELF2, from 1984.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


That's a pretty drat rad bike.

#1 on the list:


I'm at 10/23, so well on my way to coolness :c00l:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


ARGH quote != edit

Have a leather jacket instead.



http://www.leatherlollipop.com/pd_leather_jacket_with_fringe.cfm

quote:

WHAT A GORGEOUS NEW JACKET! THIS JACKET JUST IN AND IT IS SUPER HOT!
This ladies jacket is gorgeous! Black leather with reddish-orange fringe and flames. Biker girls you are gonna LOVE this jacket!
FEATURES:

Genuine premium leather
Black with Reddish-Orange fringe and flames design
Mandarin style collar
Racer style with fringe
Western style for ladies who ride real live horses or just like the country and western style
Biker girls, this is a super hot new style for you!
Sizes Xsmall through 4XL available
ORDER ONE SIZE LARGER FOR SMALLER SIZES ORDER TWO SIZES LARGER FOR LARGER SIZES

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Jun 12, 2011

LO Technology
Mar 5, 2011

by Fistgrrl
There's so many things on that list that just doesn't match a Suzuki 600 Bandit.

Pinny
Sep 8, 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcS8YD9fpw

New pants please! My god!

LO Technology
Mar 5, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Pinny posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcS8YD9fpw

New pants please! My god!

Thanks, I've got a new hero. I thought Mike Hailwood and Joey Dunlop was enough. I was naive. Dan Kneen added to the list. Holy gently caress!

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Pinny posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcS8YD9fpw

New pants please! My god!

I never thought a reverse tankslapper was possible but I learned something today.

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something

LO Technology posted:

Thanks, I've got a new hero. I thought Mike Hailwood and Joey Dunlop was enough. I was naive. Dan Kneen added to the list. Holy gently caress!

I wonder how BoJ is so bad at remaining anonymous and avoiding another permaban.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


hayden. posted:

I wonder how BoJ is so bad at remaining anonymous and avoiding another permaban.

Severe mancrush on Sigtrap :ssh:

It's an abusive relationship to say the least.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

hayden. posted:

I wonder how BoJ is so bad at remaining anonymous and avoiding another permaban.

I have to wonder why he wants to keep wasting money.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcS8YD9fpw
Crazy save, too bad about the video.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jun 12, 2011

Pagan
Jun 4, 2003

BlackMK4 posted:

I have to wonder why he wants to keep wasting money.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcS8YD9fpw
Crazy save, too bad about the video.

I've always thought the guys who were seeing daylight under both tires were making it look easy. It seems like a great way to make a BIG mistake, but they always do it so smoothly. I've seen guys on IOM who approach a crest leaning one way, transition in midair and land leaning the other direction.

That video proves how tricky it really is. Good job for the guy recovering, though.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
There were a few guys over at the WERA forums who ran the TT this year... these weren't them but they were a couple of good posts worth reposting.

quote:

I said this one of the last days there...

Everyone talks about the houses, poles, curbs... whatever. Take that entire 37.73 miles. Magically move it to the middle of Utah. Surround it with miles and miles of run-off, gravel traps, foam pits, marshmellow fields, down comforter covered pits and if needed all the air-fence in the world. I still wouldn't turn a lap time in the three digits!

Even without the distractions on the side of the course there's enough jumps, off camber turns, high speed switch-back sweepers, wheelie hills, bottom outs, turns with jumps in the freaking MIDDLE, and general anal-seat-sucking holy-crappedness that just the "good parts" of the track are terrifying! As demonstrated by this video.

Kudos to anyone past, present and future that ever gets the tap on the back to start a lap here.

quote:

I remember going over that in 2009 and smacking my steering stops so hard I heard them clank three times.

I was never so glad my mechanic Mick drilled and tapped my frame to shortened the steering. I remember him telling me you will smack the steering stops in Rhen Cullen during this week and you will thank me.

About 1/2 way through practice I said drat that guy knows something...

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Pinny posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcS8YD9fpw

New pants please! My god!

poo poo poo poo poo poo!
Sticks it.

:monocle:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I wish the cameraman didn't bail out. Even if he lost it, he wouldn't have slid into him.

Pinny
Sep 8, 2006

Slim Pickens posted:

I wish the cameraman didn't bail out. Even if he lost it, he wouldn't have slid into him.

I've heard that it was recorded by a local and not the actual TV camera''''''''''''''''''''''''s. Would have been something to have that in super slo-mo!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jun 14, 2011

xd
Sep 28, 2001

glorifying my tragic destiny..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eva1vCcGjkk

one of my favorite TT moments

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

xd posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eva1vCcGjkk

one of my favorite TT moments

This is why MotoGP will never be as good as the IOMTT and other road racing series'.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Hahaha that is amazing. Should be pitch together and send John McGuiness a purple helmet?

Pinny
Sep 8, 2006

Ola posted:

Hahaha that is amazing. Should be pitch together and send John McGuiness a purple helmet?

He already has one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUlCmnntPQ&t=191s

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Pinny posted:

He already has one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUlCmnntPQ&t=191s

Yes, that's what the "purple helmet award" refers to. :)

Russian Bear
Dec 26, 2007


You're a cold hearted bastard if you don't like this commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvbDorJcg6o&feature=player_embedded

Sir.Tucker
Sep 17, 2006

For the Workforce!

Russian Bear posted:

You're a cold hearted bastard if you don't like this commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvbDorJcg6o&feature=player_embedded

I..I have water coming from my eyes.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Russian Bear posted:

You're a cold hearted bastard if you don't like this commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvbDorJcg6o&feature=player_embedded

Lost all respect when I noticed his bicycle was GP shift. :colbert:

it was cute

Also, IOM for life. Jesus those guys are heroes. Guy Martin starts talking and I can't help but smile.

Z3n fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jun 14, 2011

Gnaghi
Jan 25, 2008

Is this a good first bike?


:barf:

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

Gnaghi posted:



:barf:

Oh god, it's started.

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dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Gnaghi posted:



:barf:

I hate the touring version of that so bad. Touring bikes in general look kind of awful to me but the one you posted is particularly awful.

SaucyPants
May 7, 2007

All the cool kids are watching FIM. Why aren't you?

Z3n posted:

Lost all respect when I noticed his bicycle was GP shift. :colbert:

it was cute

Also, IOM for life. Jesus those guys are heroes. Guy Martin starts talking and I can't help but smile.

A friend of mine converted his gixxer 1k to GP shift, now he can't ride anyone elses bike.


has anyone had a chance to see that IOM 3d movie that was just released in the UK? I am in Canada and I am desperately hoping it will get over here soon.

lastly am I the only one who is reading way too much into that commercial? You see a guy pull into a garage late at night riding ducati and wearing full leathers, you know he had a good night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVXc29ZgutI I am sure it has been posted before but here is a lap around the IOM with Guy Martin commenting

Gnaghi
Jan 25, 2008

Is this a good first bike?

renraku posted:

I hate the touring version of that so bad. Touring bikes in general look kind of awful to me but the one you posted is particularly awful.

Even more awful is someone, somewhere, is going to pay nearly 30k for the privilege (more if they spring for the optional "carries two golf bags!" trailer).

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I like the Bombardier Spyders, especially from the perspective of getting disabled people on a bike of some sort, but they've really been cheesing them out lately.

They need to make a lean, trimmed down one with a single headlight.

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Phat_Albert posted:

I like the Bombardier Spyders, especially from the perspective of getting disabled people on a bike of some sort, but they've really been cheesing them out lately.

They need to make a lean, trimmed down one with a single headlight.

I have the '11 Spyder RSS that's pretty lean. It has double halogen lamps but they're tiny. I really love the way it looks and rides. I still have a dirt bike and road bike but I ride the RSS the most because it's the most fun. Everyone I come across loves it and asks me a million questions. The only negative feedback I got was here in CA.

I don't have a physical disability but I'm recovering from a pretty bad back injury that will probably give me chronic pain for the rest of my life but the RSS allows me to ride everyday.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gnaghi posted:



:barf:

I remember the first time I saw one of these... It was in Topanga Canyon, and it was a really large Latin American dude with barely any gear on except the requisite minimalist helmet.. He also had a really long scarf that flapped in the wind...

I ended up seeing the same guy almost every day on that commute for like 8 months. Dude loved his tricycle.

Pinny
Sep 8, 2006

SaucyPants posted:

has anyone had a chance to see that IOM 3d movie that was just released in the UK? I am in Canada and I am desperately hoping it will get over here soon.

Yea its awesome. The '3D' didn't really add much, for me anyway. So I wouldn't worry about trying to get to see it in 3D. Hopefully it gets a good DVD/Bluray release soon.

It's basically "Guy Martin: The Movie 3D" though. Not all that much else from the other riders really, except maybe Connor Cummins' crash

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard

Gnaghi posted:

Even more awful is someone, somewhere, is going to pay nearly 30k for the privilege (more if they spring for the optional "carries two golf bags!" trailer).

It's like a 3-wheeled version of this travesty http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Honda_PC_800.jpg

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

How are his sideburns in 3D?

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Afterdark
Sep 27, 2006
They are glorious.




The reason they focused on Guy Martin I think is because he is the underdog right now, not won anything but keeps picking himself up and trying over and over. A humble upbringing with a current humble and funny atitude makes most people relate to him. Nice chap and highly marketable.

Also it helps that most of the over riders were dry as a desert in front of a camera. Most remind me of footballers/soccer stars when interviewed and say ' ...at the end of the day' a bit to much.

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