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SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Jippa posted:

Americans seem obsessed with calling non american sports "gay" it generally comes up around world cups and things.

American Football seems just slightly more homoerotic than Rugby.

If somebody invented a sport like zero gravity sex ping pong surfing, people would still accuse it of being gay.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I enjoy watching contact sports like rugby/boxing/mma but it seems so odd too simply dismiss any thing that isn't that?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

SeanBeansShako posted:

American Football seems just slightly more homoerotic than Rugby.

If somebody invented a sport like zero gravity sex ping pong surfing, people would still accuse it of being gay.

Well, the spectated version would only have men playing. Everyone knows that watching women play sports other than Tennis and Beach Volleyball is boring.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
Well from his comments I don't know if Jason Alexander has actually seen a game of cricket or just caught an episode of the Midsomer Murders that featured it. He seems to think they take a break to drink tea, during which I presume Graham Crowden appears to ham up the national anthem then keels over in front of Barnaby's wife.

Chumpion
Jul 27, 2006

No means NO!

Al2001 posted:

Alright, alot of bad posts in this sport derail, but I take particular exception to one that implies only posh people play cricket. Honestly such loving minute levels of awareness are required to realise this is not the case.
Alright I should reiterate, I'm sure my view is bigoted and incorrect. But the fact is that growing up in Newcastle and Hull I literally can't recall a single human being who was involved in these sports is the genuine truth. Maybe it's part of the north/south divide more than the socioeconomic one but I'm not pulling my experience out of my rear end, minute detail or not that literally has been for 22 years my experience.

Im not saying the people I met at university were posh whilst I was born of dirt and misery and therefore more respectable, but they certainly belonged to a different conservative class of people that I literally hadn't come into contact with in my life.

Handsome Dead
May 21, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post
The only people who I know who play or care about cricket are all obvious Tories.

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum
Playing a game for five days (in England, nonetheless) and then calling it a draw because there happened to be some rain is the dumbest thing.

I'm all for people having the right to play cricket, but there are some serious flaws in the rules that make it more retarded than the current iteration of football.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Handsome Dead posted:

The only people who I know who play or care about cricket are all obvious Tories.
Self professed socialist here. Have you ever been to a cricket game? I've been to loads and I don't meet many people chugging down Pimms and going "Rah rah rah down with the poors, vote Cameron".

incredible bear posted:

Playing a game for five days (in England, nonetheless) and then calling it a draw because there happened to be some rain is the dumbest thing.

I'm all for people having the right to play cricket, but there are some serious flaws in the rules that make it more retarded than the current iteration of football.
Thats why we have limited overs cricket. On the other hand, test match cricket when played over 5 full days can be surprisingly tense and much more dramatic than any football match. Anyone who watched the Ashes in 2005 can attest to that. Plus the England cricket team is actually good and can win things, which the football team never does.

Whats wrong with the current iteration of football though? Actually, what are the other iterations of football have we had in the past?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Cricket is good because it's just entirely different to other sports. it's not just based around strength and pace, it's about technique and skill.

Countries like india and pakistan have top players and really go mad for it. It just has a completely different flavour. It's not even close to my favourite sport but I appreciate it just the same.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Whats with all the Victoria Wood stuff on bbc2? Please tell me she's not dead

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

Handsome Dead posted:

The only people who I know who play or care about cricket are all obvious Tories.

This is a man that's never been to Yorkshire.


Or, I'd be willing to bet, north of the Thames.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Bowls is where it's at.

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.
Cricket isn't gay. What's gay about 'The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey'?

Gorn Myson posted:

Whats wrong with the current iteration of football though? Actually, what are the other iterations of football have we had in the past?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_football

Z-Magic fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jun 9, 2012

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum

Gorn Myson posted:

Thats why we have limited overs cricket. On the other hand, test match cricket when played over 5 full days can be surprisingly tense and much more dramatic than any football match. Anyone who watched the Ashes in 2005 can attest to that. Plus the England cricket team is actually good and can win things, which the football team never does.
But when that tension is created by "THERE ARE DARK CLOUDS ABOVE LORDS!" rather than the technical skill of sportsmen (also an 7 year old example is your go to defence?)... And that sounds like "Cricket is a better sport because Local Team wins more at it than they do at football"

quote:

Whats wrong with the current iteration of football though? Actually, what are the other iterations of football have we had in the past?
I struggle to think of another sport that doesn't use ANY sort of video evidence. That's just one example of my many complaints about football.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






incredible bear posted:

But when that tension is created by "THERE ARE DARK CLOUDS ABOVE LORDS!" rather than the technical skill of sportsmen (also an 7 year old example is your go to defence?)... And that sounds like "Cricket is a better sport because Local Team wins more at it than they do at football"
The rain adds to the tension by limiting the amount of time that teams have to win or drag out a draw. But what else are you going to do? Rain happens. Can't play cricket in the rain because it ruins the conditions (same with tennis). Its not as if teams don't win off the back of of rain. Like in Cardiff last year where rain ruined 3 days of play and yet England still managed to win (is that recent enough for you?).

And no, I'm not saying its a better sport because the cricket team is better than the football team. Because its obvious to anyone that cricket is the greatest sport in the world and anyone who disagrees should be thrown up against the wall and shot.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
Geoffrey Boycott is like proto-Clarkson.

Handsome Dead
May 21, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Sion posted:

This is a man that's never been to Yorkshire.


Or, I'd be willing to bet, north of the Thames.

Always above the Thames but, and thankfully, never to Yorkshire. If the alternate to tories is Yorkshiremen, I really don't know what side to pick. The handful I met in university couldn't go a sentence without an "oh, bluddy 'ell" or pointing out something along the lines of how they love a good Gregg's pasty or all they drink is bitter because it had to be known they were :britain: TRUE BRITISH :britain:

Jonnty
Aug 2, 2007

The enemy has become a flaming star!

Handsome Dead posted:

Always above the Thames but, and thankfully, never to Yorkshire. If the alternate to tories is Yorkshiremen, I really don't know what side to pick. The handful I met in university couldn't go a sentence without an "oh, bluddy 'ell" or pointing out something along the lines of how they love a good Gregg's pasty or all they drink is bitter because it had to be known they were :britain: TRUE BRITISH :britain:

I'm suddenly very surprised you and the posh condescending twats you find at uni didn't get along better.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Ventriloquist Nina Conti, last seen here with the entire thread wishing she'd die mid-QI, has a documentary on tomorrow where she travels to the fabled Dummies' Graveyard.
I shall never understand the commissioning process.

Mr. Squishy fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jun 10, 2012

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ventriloquists are weird.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I doubt there really is any kind of process at this point.

Chumpion
Jul 27, 2006

No means NO!
Does anybody in the world enjoy watching ventriloquism?

Holy Doughnuts!
Oct 20, 2010

Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Jeff Dunham made a lot of money shouting racial stereotypes while holding a dummy.
So no, people did not enjoy his ventriloquism.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Is that Hovis advert where the father and son spend a day together supposed to be set in the present? If so, it's doing nothing but backing my, frankly offensive, views of the North.

Comfy Chairs
May 21, 2005

by Ralp

Chumpion posted:

Does anybody in the world enjoy watching ventriloquism?

No. It's one of those niche performing arts things like mime that can only be appreciated by the strange people who view it as a valid career choice. Although if your avatar was turned into a ventriloquist act of an ape manipulating a young blonde lad via a paw up the arse I would probably tune in.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!

Chumpion posted:

Does anybody in the world enjoy watching ventriloquism?

I quite enjoyed When Louis Met Keith Harris. Mainly because he's a bitter broken shell of a man who's stuck in the past and can't appreciate he's actually got a decent wife and family. I remember Keith Harris' 'adult' tour 'duck off' coming around my student union, that was just sad.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






The only remotely good ventriloquism related thing I've ever seen is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXWbQZmjvPw

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

Gorn Myson posted:

The only remotely good ventriloquism related thing I've ever seen is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXWbQZmjvPw

Arthur Worsley was good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbMsU-OXn_I

spincube
Jan 31, 2006

I spent :10bux: so I could say that I finally figured out what this god damned cube is doing. Get well Lowtax.
Grimey Drawer

Handsome Dead posted:

The only people who I know who play or care about cricket are all obvious Tories.

No, that's rugby. It's the sport that Tobys and Gregorys end up doing.

Now cricket, that's the one where you sit on an embankment for an afternoon with a cooler, enjoying the sunshine. Every so often something happens, and people clap.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

spincube posted:

No, that's rugby. It's the sport that Tobys and Gregorys end up doing.

I dare you to say that in a pub down here sometime. I'd also advise you to have a good argument and your running shoes too incidently.

When you think about being accused as a Tory is pretty smarting insult.

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Chumpion posted:

Alright I should reiterate, I'm sure my view is bigoted and incorrect. But the fact is that growing up in Newcastle and Hull I literally can't recall a single human being who was involved in these sports is the genuine truth. Maybe it's part of the north/south divide more than the socioeconomic one but I'm not pulling my experience out of my rear end, minute detail or not that literally has been for 22 years my experience.

It's not the North/South divide. I live in Leeds and there's a cricket club in the council estate next door to me. I grew up in Newcastle and drove past Benwell Hill Cricket Club every week. Are you telling me that Benwell Hill cricket club is full of Hooray Henries? Maybe it's because you don't like cricket that you've decided to subconsciously associate it with people you also don't like.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Maybe in the 21st century peoples enjoyment of Sport is quite diverse like mostly everything else now in this country and we should shut up about it and bitch about bollocks on telly.

Also, did Touching Cloth air yet?

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
New Louis Theroux on BBC2 tonight, revisiting some of the people in the Porn Industry he met for Weird Weekends in the 90s. So it could be a bit cheerier than some of his recent work.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You've not seen any of the articles that have come out about it this week then?

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Giedroyc posted:

New Louis Theroux on BBC2 tonight, revisiting some of the people in the Porn Industry he met for Weird Weekends in the 90s. So it could be a bit cheerier than some of his recent work.

thanks for reminding me of this. I saw the brief write up on the BBC website, and it doesn't really look like it's going to be exceptionally cheerful.

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

Mr. Squishy posted:

Ventriloquist Nina Conti, last seen here with the entire thread wishing she'd die mid-QI,

Her and Ruby Wax. Holy god drat. Lee Mack doesn't even hold a candle to that poo poo.

Jonnty
Aug 2, 2007

The enemy has become a flaming star!

reflir posted:

Her and Ruby Wax. Holy god drat. Lee Mack doesn't even hold a candle to that poo poo.

Lee Mack is loving amazing on Would I Lie to You and I'll stab anyone who says otherwise in the face.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
Oh Louis. Randomly selecting 'Stereolab - Everybody's weird except me' as backing music.

Let's play guess what drugs Rob Black is on (at least he isn't wearing an XPW t-shirt). He's reminding me of David Patrick Kelly from The Warriors for some reason.

Giedroyc fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jun 10, 2012

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I just want to give Tommy Gunn a hug. He's the only person on this show that doesn't seem like a complete arse

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Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
Tommy Gunn's noble and honest intentions are balanced by his mad eyes and hobby of customising a riot van to survive the zombie holocaust 'for a film'. I thought since she featured in the original there'd be more Sharon Mitchell and her HIV testing medical centre. Channel 4 did a documentary which featured it during a big scare once.

JJ has the exact same early 90s haircut in 2012 as he had in 1997.

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