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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
A bad cold? UNCALLED FOR.

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Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.

Flameingblack posted:

Scott Stanford is hilarious, always seems like he's into the product, has great knowledge of the wrestlers, and has great chemistry with everyone I've heard him commentate with. Added bonus? He sounds like a legitimate sports caster.

Which is exactly why he's stuck on Superstars.

This boggles my mind to no end. They got Michael Cole for his legit broadcasting experience, but he rarely ever sounds like he's doing anything but reading news copy. Stanford injects his own fun personality and excitement, and he's on the the C-Show. BLERGH.

Oh, he's also got like 4 Emmys.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Happy Happyist posted:

This boggles my mind to no end. They got Michael Cole for his legit broadcasting experience, but he rarely ever sounds like he's doing anything but reading news copy. Stanford injects his own fun personality and excitement, and he's on the the C-Show. BLERGH.

Oh, he's also got like 4 Emmys.

Those are "New York Emmys" but it's still a great achievement.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Happy Happyist posted:

This boggles my mind to no end. They got Michael Cole for his legit broadcasting experience, but he rarely ever sounds like he's doing anything but reading news copy.

That's because Cole's broadcasting background is in news (he started as a CBS Radio correspondent, and I believe he then spent time working for CNN prior to joining the WWF). He had no sports experience before he started in wrestling.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
The WWE not utilizing better talent in lieu of established names and a bunch of old fucks who want to collect a paycheck? I never!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Tommy Dreamer posted:

Hey @CMPunk & @wwehornswoggle I know it has been a while but I pooped my pants. 4months to go till I reach the 2 a year quota. That is all.
:raise:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Whst on earth :stare:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
In jokes out of context sure are weird.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
This is an old story from Dreamer's blog:

This, my friends, is a real shocker. When Mark Henry slammed me on the floor two weeks ago, as I rolled over to check on Colin Delaney, I asked him if he was OK ... then I smelled a horrible smell. I asked Colin if he had farted because it was bad. He, in return, said, "I thought it was you." Then as I was still on the floor, I began to think, was I so disrespected that I just got the World's Strongest fart dropped on me? Does Mark Henry really hate me so much that he would slam me on the floor and poop on me? What about Tony Atlas? Did he drop a bomb on Colin and me? He does look like he still eats a lot of protein. I was really angry and went to the back to calm down. This took about 10 minutes or so, and I took a shower. However, when I went to put my clothes away, my underwear in particular, I thought I had sat on a brownie. It was I who had the **** knocked out of me both literally and figuratively. "The force of the slam knocked the **** out of you" is what the attending physician had said. I have had a lot of things happen to me in wrestling, but never this. Why the hell didn't I know it was me? Now that, my friends, is an extreme mystery.

Dreamer is poopy

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Mark Henry slamming the poo poo out of you is nothing to be ashamed of.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Stone Cold Steve Austin and Tommy Dreamer are in the same league of wrestling superstars that got the poo poo knocked out of them during a match.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Didn't Sid poo poo himself at WrestleMania 13?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

TL posted:

Didn't Sid poo poo himself at WrestleMania 13?

Yeah, but he apparently did that himself while Austin got the poo poo squeezed out of him from the Banzai Drop.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Wade Barrett posted:

My fave Olympian ever? Daley Thompson. He had the best standing moonsault i've ever seen.

Evan Bourne posted:

@WadeBarrett Nah, me or @PacToTheFuture.

Wade Barrett posted:

@findevan you carry on like that and I'll bust out my own one of these days, sunshine...

Wade Barrett does a standing moonsault, we mark forever.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

smashpro1 posted:

Wade Barrett does a standing moonsault, we mark forever.

Every English wrestler calls people sunshine I guess?

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Was it Mr Perfect that shat under the ring in WCW once?

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

smashpro1 posted:

Wade Barrett does a standing moonsault, we mark forever.

If he does one I think it will be outstanding.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Frot Lesnar posted:

If he does one I think it will be outstanding.
Looking at some of his matches in Irish Whip Wrestling from a few years ago, there's mention on commentary of him being able to do a really good one. Still trying to find footage of it.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Which one of you was this:

Goons_TXT posted:

"My specialist subject, I'll have you know, is "Rape History in the context of professional wrestling"

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I think it was me.

EDIT: Yup, it was me.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3496272&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=16

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Aug 3, 2012

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

AJ posted:

Apparently you cannot find a power suit sized child's medium. I think this says a lot about the lack of motivation in today's youth.

sexy_trash
Jul 4, 2008

WH2K IS JERICHO
:allears:

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

@HandsomeMystery posted:

Ain't polite to talk politics in front of a lady but I got somethin' to say. So, ladies, please un-follow me. #Gentleman

@HandsomeMystery posted:

2¢ for a stamp is robbery. #PresidentCleveland

@HandsomeMystery posted:

Alright, ladies. Safe to re-follow. #Gentleman

A great man, if only I knew who he was :iiam:

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
I will always appreciate that every thread in the PSP has at some point ended up asking "So wait, did Sid really poo poo his pants?"

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

And the answer will always be "Yes. He did. It was loving hilarious."

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
My favorite responce is "Nobody is really sure, but I hope it's true, because that would be loving hilarious."

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

When it concerns Sid making GBS threads himself at Wrestlemania, all normal deductions get thrown out of the window and it instantly becomes true.

Veg
Oct 13, 2008

:smug::smug::xd:
But can anyone see the poos in his undies?

I shall investigate further. For science.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

VogeGandire posted:

When it concerns Sid making GBS threads himself at Wrestlemania, all normal deductions get thrown out of the window and it instantly becomes true.

When it comes to any story involving Sid all normal deductions get thrown out of the window and it instantly becomes true

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sid once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

dsriggs posted:

A great man, if only I knew who he was :iiam:

Now I want to see him and Dasher Hatfield team up to give Mr. Touchdown just desserts for his lowdown, cheating ways.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Lance Storm is such a loving hater.

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Lone Rogue posted:

Lance Storm is such a loving hater.


Also he's bald! when did that happen??!

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


So Mr Still Employed, JTG is having something of a meltdown on Twitter.

@jtg1284 posted:

"Make decisions based on your worth, not your circumstance!" I wish some one told me this 2 years ago.

The camels back just BROKE ! I had enought of this

As a pro athlete,Im tired of me and my lockerroom brothers being taken advantage of . Fans have no idea what we go through.#itsanillusion

Yea I said it

Nobody wants to speak up, everybodys afraid of losing their job or getting taken off TV

No doubt he'll have more to say as the night goes on. I'll edit this post accordingly.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
JTG is Steinerized! :dance:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


And now nothing coming from him. I wish JTG the best in all his future endeavours.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bocc Kob posted:

JTG is Steinerized! :dance:

Difference is Steiner was good talent speaking out in solidarity of the other guys. This just looks like a jobber realizing he's a jobber.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Meltzer explained the JTG situation. He was upset over how low the Wrestlemania payoff was despite how well the show did financially.

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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Perigryn posted:

Meltzer explained the JTG situation. He was upset over how low the Wrestlemania payoff was despite how well the show did financially.

Why's he whining about that. He wasn't even on the card. Should count himself lucky he got a pay off considering he's nothing more than a jobber

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