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Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
JD's life seems pretty hellish now but you just know it's going to get so much worse after the show has finished

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Chicago Death Rate
Jul 23, 2001

by Ralp
I finally caught up on last weeks show during a road trip. At first I thought the criminal profiler was just a crackpot but as the show went on I realized this guy had Ronnie pegged. That was good radio. I do think the profiler was wrong when it came to saying no one was dangerous in the studio.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

Wasco Jr. posted:

JD's life seems pretty hellish now but you just know it's going to get so much worse after the show has finished

Nah, JD always has that Full Sail degree to fall back on if his experience at the Stern Show can't get him a job.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Wasco Jr. posted:

JD's life seems pretty hellish now but you just know it's going to get so much worse after the show has finished

JD will become Howard's new pet now that Bianca is dead.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Vakal posted:

JD will become Howard's new pet now that Bianca is dead.

It was funny when ETM called in to offer his condolences regarding Bianca to Howard, and Howard offers Eric one of Biancas dog beds.

Oh Howard, you still.....kinda got it.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Vakal posted:

JD will become Howard's new pet now that Bianca is dead.
Ralphie Cakes is Howard's pet I thought.

Speaking of which, what is going to happen to that BERRY-FACED QUEER once Howard retires? I always figured Howard would take care of him for life.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Ralph will probably move on to mooching off of Sam Simon.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

an adult beverage posted:

Ralph will probably move on to mooching off of Sam Simon.

Sam Simon is now part of the weekly RadioIO show. And it's bad.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Sam Simon is now part of the weekly RadioIO show. And it's bad.

Bubba's show?

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Joe Don Baker posted:

Bubba's show?

Sorry, should have been more clear. He does a 2 hour show on RadioIO on Fridays. It's basically a 2 hour PETA circle jerk.

Also if anyone listens to the radio at night, Spice has his own show on the Bone and it's surprisingly good (Tuddle is one of his sidekicks as well).

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Just listened to last Wednesday's wrap up show and by now it's a broken record, but jesus christ Depace is just such a loving tiny little whiny baby.

Nothing is ever his fault, the rules apply to everyone else but him, and anyone who disagrees with him on any issue is equally bad because they once did something he didn't like on an unrelated topic.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ether Frenzy posted:

Just listened to last Wednesday's wrap up show and by now it's a broken record, but jesus christ Depace is just such a loving tiny little whiny baby.

Nothing is ever his fault, the rules apply to everyone else but him, and anyone who disagrees with him on any issue is equally bad because they once did something he didn't like on an unrelated topic.

I used to hate Scott Depace, but he's one of very few people left who will disagree with Howard, and I have to respect that. Heck, once in a while he's not even wrong.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I like how everyone on staff gets mad at him for deflecting and throwing people under the bus. That used to be the main operation of anyone on the show, it was brutal for awhile.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

AxeManiac posted:

I like how everyone on staff gets mad at him for deflecting and throwing people under the bus. That used to be the main operation of anyone on the show, it was brutal for awhile.

Stuttering John made it into an art form. He also kept Gary in check which is why I think Babba Booey has such a chip on is shoulder now. No one is there to knock him around any more.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

prefect posted:

I used to hate Scott Depace, but he's one of very few people left who will disagree with Howard, and I have to respect that. Heck, once in a while he's not even wrong.

The problem is that Scott does it in knee-jerk self defense rather than any rational point. He's a short-tempered bully that overcompensates for his insecurities by being arrogant. At least when people like Howard or Artie behaved that way they had a sense of humor and some self-awareness to make it entertaining. Scott has none of that talent.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Also if anyone listens to the radio at night, Spice has his own show on the Bone and it's surprisingly good (Tuddle is one of his sidekicks as well).

Tuddle is a radio groupie cocksucker who I've disliked since he was an intern for the Monsters of the Midday back in the early oughts. It's brilliant that he's also Drew Garabo's "producer", seeing as how he basically wrecked Drew's night show and spends 12 hours a day at 102.5 making sub-minimum wage.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
I caught a bit of "a day in the life of Howard stern" on AGT. Howard rolling down his limo window to talk to THE COMMON MAN about "all this traffic" seconds before a police escort shows up. Also Scott pretending to push some faders up and what have you.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

chiz posted:

It was funny when ETM called in to offer his condolences regarding Bianca to Howard, and Howard offers Eric one of Biancas dog beds.

Oh Howard, you still.....kinda got it.

Has he been pretty much off the show for the most part? I need an updated Eric the Midget pack. The first one is phenomenal to listen to!

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Astro7x posted:

Has he been pretty much off the show for the most part? I need an updated Eric the Midget pack. The first one is phenomenal to listen to!

You actually don't man. Eric's on the show now and then but it's bland as hell. His best was when he was dating Kendra, when he went to the bunnyranch and subsequently ruined that relationship, and when Artie would gently caress with him.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm really sick of these theme 'best of' weeks, but this week's isn't bad... sad to say, but for a lot of guests, their first ever interview with Howard was easily their best ever, too.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm really sick of these theme 'best of' weeks, but this week's isn't bad... sad to say, but for a lot of guests, their first ever interview with Howard was easily their best ever, too.
I thought that this week's special was pretty good too. Interesting hearing established guests coming in for the first time.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm really sick of these theme 'best of' weeks, but this week's isn't bad... sad to say, but for a lot of guests, their first ever interview with Howard was easily their best ever, too.

Exception: Gary Busey. His last interview was his best. :D

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

chiz posted:

You actually don't man. Eric's on the show now and then but it's bland as hell. His best was when he was dating Kendra, when he went to the bunnyranch and subsequently ruined that relationship, and when Artie would gently caress with him.

What who I don't know what is going on in the universe

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Ugh what a douche she is.

And is she wearing a "Jackies Joke oval office" t-shirt?

Also how long ago was that pic taken, do you know?

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

imma gently caress you in the rear end it is

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Like a wild aminal?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Apparently the jerkoffs at dawgsaloon got their hands on a bunch of lovely videos of Ashley Stern singing cover songs.
I laughed at first, but then felt bad because she's only tried to hide from the limelight and Howard never talks about his kids or brings them in for material.
Basically it's nice that there are Stern fans on the internet (you guys) who aren't total dicks.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

GenoCanSing posted:

He just clearly hates women, and prefers to think of them as objects. Remember Kissyphur? His phone sex line addiction? He was just rejected his whole life for being a total creep, and his horniness and loneliness and hatred all manifested in the man you see.

He can't function with a normal woman. He couldn't have a girlfriend, like, someone he lives with and goes grocery shopping with and lies in bed with and talks. His ability with women begins and ends at dealing with professionals who are experts at dealing with broken men like him. I used to bounce at a strip club in college, and there were just loads of JDs, and a few of the girls were virtuosos at handling them.

If not for the fact that JD is totally broken in all the ways you outlined above, I'd totally date him, fat and all. The funny thing is that even if I wanted to, I probably couldn't "get" him because he's so obsessed with stripper/porn star types.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

Manifest posted:

Apparently the jerkoffs at dawgsaloon got their hands on a bunch of lovely videos of Ashley Stern singing cover songs.
I laughed at first, but then felt bad because she's only tried to hide from the limelight and Howard never talks about his kids or brings them in for material.
Basically it's nice that there are Stern fans on the internet (you guys) who aren't total dicks.

I guess you haven't seen their thread about Bababooey's kid yet. That kid looks like a jerkoff.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I wonder if Stuttering John was laid off.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/18/showbiz/tonight-show-cuts/index.html

quote:

Source: At least 20 'Tonight Show' staffers laid off, Leno's salary slashed

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Leno was quoted as saying, "Ehh, that's cool, they gotta do whatever they have to, I'm just happy to be working."

Oh no, 20 less writers to not write jokes!

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Why haven't I watched the Gary tape every day for the past 7 years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xij1cfhyj48

Holy poo poo Gary is hiding his face for the entire video, this is so loving awesome

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

Leno was quoted as saying, "Ehh, that's cool, they gotta do whatever they have to, I'm just happy to be working."

Oh no, 20 less writers to not write jokes!

He could have gone to ABC after Conan took over, got 20 mil a year, and gotten staff guarantees. His devotion to NBC is bizarre.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Szyznyk posted:

He could have gone to ABC after Conan took over, got 20 mil a year, and gotten staff guarantees. His devotion to NBC is bizarre.

He could have gotten lots more money from NBC all along. It's come up before that he doesn't make salary demands; he just takes what they give him. (And he banks it, living on his stand-up salary.) Howard blows a gasket when he talks about it.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

Howard better be on tomorrow, because I know the first hour is gonna be a gently caress Jay Leno rant and will piss him off for the entire day thus giving us a show worth listening too.

Manifest posted:

Apparently the jerkoffs at dawgsaloon got their hands on a bunch of lovely videos of Ashley Stern singing cover songs.
I laughed at first, but then felt bad because she's only tried to hide from the limelight and Howard never talks about his kids or brings them in for material.
Basically it's nice that there are Stern fans on the internet (you guys) who aren't total dicks.


Dawgsaloon is so loving creepy.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

Howard better be on tomorrow, because I know the first hour is gonna be a gently caress Jay Leno rant and will piss him off for the entire day thus giving us a show worth listening too.




This bullshit isn't tired to anyone at this point?


Yeah I hope he talks about OJ tomorrow, that would be funny too.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
If you don't like listening to Howard complain about stuff, mainly Jay Leno, you really don't like the Howard Stern show.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
I do, just not stuff that happened three hundred years ago.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Did the app just crap out for anyone else? Won't work on wifi or 3G. I got that "Data stream not connected message" and now it won't work at all.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






AxeManiac posted:

Leno was quoted as saying, "Ehh, that's cool, they gotta do whatever they have to, I'm just happy to be working."

Oh no, 20 less writers to not write jokes!

Leno still does stand-up gigs all over the fuckin' country.

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