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The bike races are kind of irritating because you can come to a dead stop and get stuck facing a wall if you so much as brush an ant's toenail, but the AI will recover instantly from all wrecks and probably come zooming past at the last second after hanging back the whole race.
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Sorry if it's already been answered but why can't I change the advanced graph settings? It just keeps flipping back to the default value. This is karma punishing me for buying this game from a shady hongkong version of green man gaming. Game runs fine, but I need me some custom settin's.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:00
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tooooooo bad posted:That's entirely a personal problem Not seeing a problem in this at all. It's a glorious feature.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:08
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So uh... turns out I'm really good at this game.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:13
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Just beat the game, I enjoyed it, but I don't think I'll be keeping it a round for any DLC that may or may not come out for it. Good game to pass the time while I've been off work sick.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:21
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BattleCake posted:So uh... turns out I'm really good at this game. At first I thought that was a reflection in the wet road, the I thought that reflection was angled all wrong, then I realized it was simply two cars mating.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:22
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Why don't you have a pork bun in your hand?!
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Aug 24, 2012 02:23
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I've never had a pork bun, though I've always wanted to try one after seeing them in countless movies and things. I don't even know where I'd get one round here. 
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Aug 24, 2012 02:38
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I accidentally called the Valet to send along my Bismarck while I was biking around, and it turns out that the Valet trying to deliver your car while you are both going full speed down a freeway is very similar to the Valet trying to run you off the road.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:43
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Davoren posted:I've never had a pork bun, though I've always wanted to try one after seeing them in countless movies and things. I don't even know where I'd get one round here.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:44
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Davoren posted:I've never had a pork bun, though I've always wanted to try one after seeing them in countless movies and things. I don't even know where I'd get one round here. 
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Aug 24, 2012 02:47
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Sober posted:They really are the best. Just made a dozen of them for lunch today. Easier to find at a supermarket (frozen) if you're in Canada, dunno about in the States that isn't California though.
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Aug 24, 2012 02:53
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Good ol' murder point above the freeway is a fun spot to get cars in interesting positions.
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Aug 24, 2012 03:00
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So, I was in a moderately fast car, the Enforcer I think, and came upon a man on a bike. I rammed him, and he went flying. 15 seconds of hangtime, why the gently caress does the game not track this?
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Aug 24, 2012 03:18
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Davoren posted:I've never had a pork bun, though I've always wanted to try one after seeing them in countless movies and things. I don't even know where I'd get one round here. You can make your own, they're not the most complicated things. Google some Baozi recipes, or one of the dozen different variations. I'm partial to the ones with hardboiled egg in them. So good.
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Aug 24, 2012 03:20
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Casnorf posted:I once discovered a crappy chinese buffet in Philadelphia that had pork buns. My life since then has been a quest to find them again. Crappy Chinese Buffets are so crappy, and yet so good. You're eating it going "Ugh, why am I eating this?", but those chicken balls and wonton soup are calling your name. You go to the bathroom that doesn't look like it was cleaned since the building was constructed, and you think "gently caress, why am I here?". But you head back to your seat and on the way you see a young boy about 11 refilling the steam tray with a giant pile of salty, peppery shrimp, and you walk that much faster to get your plate and get back to the buffet. You get home and have the worlds most magnificent dump, all while sweating pure MSG. Later as you drift off to sleep, your partner says "Hey hon, where should we eat tomorrow?". You silently roll over, lock eyes, and you both realize that visions of greasy little sesame pork balls are dancing in front of you. They've got you, and there's no getting away.
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Casnorf posted:I once discovered a crappy chinese buffet in Philadelphia that had pork buns. My life since then has been a quest to find them again. Also now I am very hungry. edit: ^^^ Chinese buffets, even the good ones in Toronto can't match real Cantonese cuisine from even a relatively decent restaurant. Then again, I suppose it's not fair that Chinese buffets serve Chinese-(North)American food instead. Most of it I don't really like. Sober fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 24, 2012 |
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Aug 24, 2012 03:22
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A man who never had pork buns is never a whole man.
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Just met Sonny and holy crap, I want to beat his face in ten times over.
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Aug 24, 2012 04:52
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Why is it that when I get to high speeds in this game, the camera becomes really stiff and doesn't move fluidly at all? It gets pretty awkward, and that seems weird for a game that otherwise has a decent amount of polish. Also, I'm still full from dinner but now I'm craving Chinese 
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PunkBoy posted:Just met Sonny and holy crap, I want to beat his face in ten times over. I swear every goddamn line out of his mouth makes me want to punch him....probably because every single line out of his goddamn mouth is "Hey, you want to gently caress a starlet?" I'm not even kidding. If Wei asks him a question, he'll find a way to make his response include something about loving women. He's like a parrot that only learned foul words.
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Aug 24, 2012 04:57
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Wei is a slob. Clean your drat toilet man. Or at least flush it. It's just yellow. And don't take two drinks of that energy drink from the fridge then just throw it down in the kitchen. The hell is wrong with you?
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Aug 24, 2012 05:07
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I want the menu music as my ringtone, help please.
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Speedball posted:I swear every goddamn line out of his mouth makes me want to punch him....probably because every single line out of his goddamn mouth is "Hey, you want to gently caress a starlet?" I'm not even kidding. If Wei asks him a question, he'll find a way to make his response include something about loving women. BIG AMERICAN TITTIES, NICO? I ordered this game almost a week ago from an ecrater store and haven't gotten any shipping notification... I hope I didn't get ripped off 
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I hate this game. Because it is late, and I am hungry. I wish Harris Teeter carried premade chinese food
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Aug 24, 2012 05:41
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The role of Wei Shen will now be played by Johnny Gat. SAINTS ROW, BITCHES.
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Capn Beeb posted:The role of Wei Shen will now be played by Johnny Gat. Yessss. God drat this image sums up what I love about this game.
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dahlis posted:Sorry if it's already been answered but why can't I change the advanced graph settings? It just keeps flipping back to the default value. This is karma punishing me for buying this game from a shady hongkong version of green man gaming. If you set the graphics level in the main menu to something other than "custom", it will always return to those pre-defined settings. Make sure it's custom and your settings should stick. Also make sure your game is up to date (v1.4). There was a bug in the earlier versions, so sometimes the game wouldn't save the settings properly.
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Aug 24, 2012 09:56
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How do I stuff people in trunks?
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Grab them, walk up to the back of a car (doesn't work on all cars, but most of them should be fine) and wiggle around until the option to stuff them in the trunk using the grab key appears (you can't miss the message). The same thing works for smacking someone's head with a car door.
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Aug 24, 2012 10:19
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I wish the random groups of thugs you find around the city were bigger. Sometimes I just want to go on rear end kicking sprees for no reason and I need more than 3 guys to beat on. Drug busts are nice but once you've kicked all those guys asses they're gone. Fight Clubs are pretty cool but I'd really just love to look for gangs to take on while cruising on my motorcycle. Even better if they were totally randomized weapon/enemy type wise.
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Aug 24, 2012 10:35
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That....was a pretty satisfying conclusion. I think I'll just knock out the rest of the content here and there, maybe platinum it if it's not too tough to get the last thing I'm missing.
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Dave Mustard posted:I wish the random groups of thugs you find around the city were bigger. Sometimes I just want to go on rear end kicking sprees for no reason and I need more than 3 guys to beat on. Drug busts are nice but once you've kicked all those guys asses they're gone. Fight Clubs are pretty cool but I'd really just love to look for gangs to take on while cruising on my motorcycle. Even better if they were totally randomized weapon/enemy type wise. Crossing my fingers and hoping Gibbed can do something about this. Beating up dudes has never been this fun.
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junan_paalla posted:Crossing my fingers and hoping Gibbed can do something about this. Beating up dudes has never been this fun. I want a never-ending survival mode. Just Wei Shen versus hundreds of enemies, Matrix Reloaded-style.
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Aug 24, 2012 12:11
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How the hell do you get to the health shrine on top of one of the boats in Aberdeen?
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Oceanbound posted:How the hell do you get to the health shrine on top of one of the boats in Aberdeen? Oh, I remember the one you're talking about. I think I had to do a diagonal leap from one of the other boats.
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Speedball posted:That....was a pretty satisfying conclusion. I think I'll just knock out the rest of the content here and there, maybe platinum it if it's not too tough to get the last thing I'm missing. This is the easiest game in the world to 100%. The only thing that's giving me trouble is topping off my triad level, which I can only do by replaying missions and trying to score higher.
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Aug 24, 2012 12:29
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What do "witnesses" do? Occasionally, when I have an accident, a bunch of them pop up on the mini-map, but then disappear. Also, what reference is the "Hog Pen Row" outfit?
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Aug 24, 2012 12:32
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Speedball posted:Oh, I remember the one you're talking about. I think I had to do a diagonal leap from one of the other boats. Huh yeah that did it. I tried a bunch of times before but never managed to reach the top.
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nickmeister posted:What do "witnesses" do? Occasionally, when I have an accident, a bunch of them pop up on the mini-map, but then disappear. Nothing unless one of those witnesses in the radius is a cop.
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