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StrifeHira
Nov 7, 2012

I'll remind you that I have a very large stick.

Spiderfist Island posted:

I'm willing to bet that our Communist analogue in this will arise out of antipathy towards how "revolutionary" means absolutely nothing in a political sense after so long.

This sounds likely, though at the same time I'm almost hoping that some sort of "Christian Socialism" springs up in eastern Borealia.

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Rejected Fate
Aug 5, 2011

Spiderfist Island posted:


Pearson Pennant designs:


Three leaves for the three old nations.


This ones strikes me as the most pleasing to the eye.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I want to know what Italy is doing. It has serenely stayed out of the Revolutionary Wars, hasn't had much other conflict and owns both Brazil AND half of India. Maybe it will get into war with Mughalistan?

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

DarkCrawler posted:

I want to know what Italy is doing. It has serenely stayed out of the Revolutionary Wars, hasn't had much other conflict and owns both Brazil AND half of India. Maybe it will get into war with Mughalistan?

"Splendid Isolation." Likely, they're too busy experimenting with pasta and curry dishes/dealing with Chartist petitions (Italy is totally our timeline's Britain) to care much about foreign policy.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
To be fair with the Italo-Indian-whatever Brazil is called in this timeline cuisine that would result, I would be too busy stuffing myself to care about wars either.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Wasn't Italy the only major absolute monarchy left in Europe besides Azerbaijan? You'd think they above all the other countries that participated in that last war would have reason to want to stop Russia.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Pakled posted:

Wasn't Italy the only major absolute monarchy left in Europe besides Azerbaijan? You'd think they above all the other countries that participated in that last war would have reason to want to stop Russia.

Italy is a conmon.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Spiderfist Island posted:

Pearson Pennant designs:


Three leaves for the three old nations.

I've liked pretty much all the designs, but this one is the best, in my opinion.

I'm also holding out hope that something awakens the sleeping giant of Italy and they crush the Revolutionary governments (or at least Russia) by conscripting the entire population of India like the British in Vanilla so we can dogpile on them, too. Being nice and progressive won't get Astrakhan back. :colbert:

Thanqol
Feb 15, 2012

because our character has the 'poet' trait, this update shall be told in the format of a rap battle.

DarkCrawler posted:

Newest Sultans of Azerbaijan, I don't think I need to inform about the huge filesize anymore!
http://www.imgnook.com/IQmKqo.jpg

Could you please host this on some other site? Imagenook doesn't work in my country.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

paragon1 posted:

I know what you were trying to do there, but it doesn't make any sense.

I just wanted to say something silly. :shobon:

Spiderfist Island posted:

Pearson Pennant designs:


Three leaves for the three old nations.

Yeah, this one is the best.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


Spiderfist Island posted:

Here are some Borealia flags, for no governments in particular. If you want symbolism, I took the colors to represent Christainia (Red), Vestland (Green) and Cascadia (Blue), but I just tried to incorporate as much of the color schemes of the old flags as possible.

Nordic cross:


(Designed to reflect the geographical borders of the old nations: Christiania in the northeast, Vestland in the south, Cascadia in the far west)

Pearson Pennant designs:


Three leaves for the three old nations.


The three leaves, colored. I put Vestland (Blue) in the center because the Green and Red right next to each other looked like rear end.

Oh these are great designs, esp. for a republic. I most like the last one with the coloured leaves, it really looks unique and beautiful.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

DarkCrawler posted:

To be fair with the Italo-Indian-whatever Brazil is called in this timeline cuisine that would result, I would be too busy stuffing myself to care about wars either.

Oh god. Think of the Indian/Italian food.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

PBJ posted:

Oh god. Think of the Indian/Italian food.

I think Italy is safe from Russian invasion because there is a chance, however remote, that the Italian Monarchy survives the war and refuses to sell Indian/Italian/Brazilian food to the republics.

This would be the end of the Russian Revolution and the old monarchies would be restored over night.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Thanqol posted:

Could you please host this on some other site? Imagenook doesn't work in my country.

Does this work?
http://www.pictureshack.us/images/28908_azerbaijan.jpg

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

PBJ posted:

Oh god. Think of the Indian/Italian food.

And now we are faced with the final problem that must be solved and will be solved! It is the final demand which I shall make of Europe, but it is the demand which I shall not give up and which with God's help I shall ensure is fulfilled. Germany MUST HAVE THE RECIPE FOR CHEF'S GIOVANNIS SIGNATURE CURRY AND CHURASSCO PIZZA!

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer

Spiderfist Island posted:

Pearson Pennant designs:


Three leaves for the three old nations.

How about a version of the Pearson Pennant but with horizontal lines instead of vertical?

Canuck-Errant fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Nov 19, 2012

Rejected Fate
Aug 5, 2011

Canuck-Errant posted:

How about a version of the Pearson Pennant but with horizontal lines instead of vertical?

If that was made, I think it'd make most sense to have the blue stripe at the top and the green at the bottom, like a maple tree sprouting from the ground towards the sky.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Rejected Fate posted:

If that was made, I think it'd make most sense to have the blue stripe at the top and the green at the bottom, like a maple tree sprouting from the ground towards the sky.

So like this then?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011



What about this?

E:F,B

But I prefer the thinner stripes.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Freudian posted:



What about this?

E;FB

But I prefer the thinner stripes.

Yeah, I'd honestly go with that one over mine.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

PBJ posted:

Yeah, I'd honestly go with that one over mine.

Gotta give the plants room to breathe, son! You'll never grow a tree that way.

Plus this differentiates it from literally every other horizontal tricolor out there. Which, thanks to the Revolution, there are a lot of.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Hopefully exposure to radical thought from Russia and Europe helps to eventually end the dictatorship in Japan.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Peel posted:

Hopefully exposure to radical thought from Russia and Europe helps to eventually end the dictatorship in Japan.

Or to send it in new and terrifying directions. Imagine North Korea, Imperial Japan and Terror-era France all meshed into one country.

Cate the Great
Nov 16, 2012

So what is the chance of Azerbaijan doing anything in Victoria? I'm worried.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Cate the Great posted:

So what is the chance of Azerbaijan doing anything in Victoria? I'm worried.

It's actually really cool how we are not in a supreme position at the moment. We are basically surrounded with no obvious avenues of conquest or exploitation at our borders, the Superpower at the era right next to us and not too well-disposed towards us and a shitload of internal minorities making things even more complicated.

Basically we have to hope that we get more sultans like the current one to rapidly industrialize, as well as finding some way of fixing our biggest internal issue (that only 20% of the population is Azeri).

I hope those two goals don't combine in the worst possible way. :ohdear:

I think our next possible enemy, barring Russia taking us for their next punching bag, is Greece. With the nascent age of nationalism it has to be hungrily eying the Anatolian coast...

Spiderfist Island
Feb 19, 2011

Freudian posted:



What about this?

E:F,B

But I prefer the thinner stripes.

I think this is a great revision of the flag I did.


Cate the Great posted:

So what is the chance of Azerbaijan doing anything in Victoria? I'm worried.

Oh, don't worry. We're a secondary power, we'll still find a place in the sun for ourselves.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
At this point my hope is that the world doesn't turn into a boring democratic utopia; Russia is such a powerful and driven democratic nation that I can't really see any way for any nation in Europe to have a government different than Russia's. Maybe that's where communism and fascism step in; communists feel Russia abandoned the goals of the revolution, fascists resent Russian interference with their affairs, but I can't see them surviving long before Russia decides to spread democracy to them :(.

E: Same thing goes for Africa and Asia where Euopeans will be spreading their new republics to these regions. I guess if South America and North America don't go democratic for whatever reason we could see non-Democratic superpowers.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

DrProsek posted:

At this point my hope is that the world doesn't turn into a boring democratic utopia; Russia is such a powerful and driven democratic nation that I can't really see any way for any nation in Europe to have a government different than Russia's. Maybe that's where communism and fascism step in; communists feel Russia abandoned the goals of the revolution, fascists resent Russian interference with their affairs, but I can't see them surviving long before Russia decides to spread democracy to them :(.

Fear not, we still have the wizard on our side! (Our side being the most hilarious of all historical possibilities given)

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

In the light of all the revolutionary success, would reforming our government make Azerbaijan a less likely Russian target?

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

DrProsek posted:

At this point my hope is that the world doesn't turn into a boring democratic utopia; Russia is such a powerful and driven democratic nation that I can't really see any way for any nation in Europe to have a government different than Russia's. Maybe that's where communism and fascism step in; communists feel Russia abandoned the goals of the revolution, fascists resent Russian interference with their affairs, but I can't see them surviving long before Russia decides to spread democracy to them :(.

E: Same thing goes for Africa and Asia where Euopeans will be spreading their new republics to these regions. I guess if South America and North America don't go democratic for whatever reason we could see non-Democratic superpowers.

I don't think Russia is powerful enough just to do whatever it wants in Europe, it was unable to advance beyond Poland in the last war. I think the constant defeats have made democracy a dirty word in the Coalition states, and Burgundy and Germany will certainly be very reactionary. Italy is powerful and monarchical as well (while it hasn't been beaten into bloody mess by Russia it certainly would look at it with worry).

Also, none of the Republics are very colonialist. All of the colonialist states thus far (except the Dutch?) have been monarchies.

And of course we have the Islamic Empires of Asia who won't give any quarter to democratic aspirations.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Well, Netherlands, Britain, Spain, Italy, and Germany are all still Con Mons and Bavaria is an Absolute Monarchy. Bavaria, Mughals, Zhen, Persia, and Azerbaijan are basically the only significant countries holding to Absolute Monarchy. Still, though, that's basically all of Asia for Absolutism.

Wiz, would you mind telling us about our western neighbors Bulgaria and Greece?

EDIT: At least Bavaria started out an Absolute Monarchy, but given how easy it is to reform out from Absolutism to Prussian Constitutionalism I wouldn't be sure that they're still Absolutist.

Brutus Salad
Nov 8, 2009

Best buddies forever! :3:
Hey DarkCrawler, digging the rulers of Azerbaijan timeline, but I just wanted to point out that one of our early CK sultans was a Murad so we're on Murad II.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
I think the main issue with Russia is that they'll be like a tide- slowly they'll sweep further and further over Europe, each time converting more nations to their cause, as slowly and slowly the monarchies die out and are replaced by puppet democracies.

If we can stop the spread at the conference, all the better.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Brutus Salad posted:

Hey DarkCrawler, digging the rulers of Azerbaijan timeline, but I just wanted to point out that one of our early CK sultans was a Murad so we're on Murad II.

Missed that. Will fix in next update!

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

DarkCrawler posted:

I don't think Russia is powerful enough just to do whatever it wants in Europe, it was unable to advance beyond Poland in the last war. I think the constant defeats have made democracy a dirty word in the Coalition states, and Burgundy and Germany will certainly be very reactionary. Italy is powerful and monarchical as well (while it hasn't been beaten into bloody mess by Russia it certainly would look at it with worry).

Also, none of the Republics are very colonialist. All of the colonialist states thus far (except the Dutch?) have been monarchies.

And of course we have the Islamic Empires of Asia who won't give any quarter to democratic aspirations.

True it probably did take up a good deal of Russia's resources to repel the Coalition forces, and Italy was absent from the last war, but next time Russia will have Poland and Scandinavia on its side, and in the mean time unless the war was a Pyrrhic victory for Russia, they're probably strong enough to go after some states like Zhen or Persia during the conference to flip another nation Democratic. Unless the European monarchs actually do one large push together, I'm expecting constant failed wars to restore order to Russia, every few years first by one half the Monarchs, and later by the other half, assuming of course that the convention fails.

You do have a point about the colonies though, even if Europe becomes nothing but democracies, the Americas are solidly monarchs and would likely be able to resist invasion assuming they don't have insane infighting :ohdear:.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

WIZ I want the mod of this. :ohdear: Can you do it faster for my health?

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I think America is mostly non-Monarch, being product of revolutions of their own. Cherokee is a monarchy though, and a very militaristic one in that. Italian Brazil and Dutch Argentina/Florida are monarchist, obviously, but the rest (Peru, Chile, Colombia, Mexico, Missouri, New England, Borealia) are probably presidential dictatorships.

EDIT: Yeah, just looked and they were all different republics at the end of EU3. Might be some actual democracies there too.

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Nov 19, 2012

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

DarkCrawler posted:

I think America is mostly non-Monarch, being product of revolutions of their own. Cherokee is a monarchy though, and a very militaristic one in that. Italian Brazil and Dutch Argentina/Florida are monarchist, obviously, but the rest (Peru, Chile, Colombia) are probably presidential dictatorships.

EDIT: Yeah, just looked and they were all different republics at the end of EU3. Might be some actual democracies there too.

Ah, my bad, assumed they stayed kingdoms like their former overlords. I predict monarchy will be totally extinct by 1900 :v:.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

DrProsek posted:

Ah, my bad, assumed they stayed kingdoms like their former overlords. I predict monarchy will be totally extinct by 1900 :v:.

I'd take that bet: I haven't seen a successful AI naval invasion of the British Isles in a Paradox game not in the Crusader Kings series.

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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

DrProsek posted:

Ah, my bad, assumed they stayed kingdoms like their former overlords.

That would have been a wierd-rear end revolution, what, they'd find a guy with the snazziest hat and make them their new king? :cheeky:

Wait, that actually kind of happened
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_empire

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