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I am so tired of the Jack Reacher commercial and that loving song in the ad. The one guy just rattles off the cliched agencies a hero needs to be a part of in an action movie "You betta watch it! The guy was part of FBI, CIA, BLACK OPS, Seal team 345, CBS, NBC, Super Secret Super Agent Club, Evolution Revolution, Banana Splits"
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SpacePig posted:I swear to god that the first time I saw the first of those commercials, the one in the meeting room or whatever, the graph wasn't labelled in any way, and it was just "which of these bars is bigger". I thought I was going crazy, but I think you're right. I was going to point out the lack of labels to somebody a while back and then there they were.
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the boys are back in town the boys are back in town the boys are back in town the boys are back in town
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Dec 7, 2012 01:42
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I wanna say chiles? or applebees? Smug chef flipping beer bottles while he cooks with Jason Sudeikis(?) doing voice over. Fuuuuuuck you. Plus his stupid little face at the end.
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Dec 7, 2012 02:30
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I hate that loving AT&T U-verse commerical with the little girl lecturing her little sister and her friends about how "easy" they had it in regards to their TV watching. "..and if Dad was snoring on the couch, WE muscled through it." I know it's wrong to hate little girls, but I do. I hate that little girl. Also the person behind that Kay Jewler's commercial with the Mistletoe company CEO who is running a meeting and says "Mistletoe sales are at an all time low, yet kissing is at an all-time high! I WANT ANSWERS!" can go to the darkest level of Hell. 404GoonNotFound posted:I really want to hate the AT&T children focus groups ads... but I just can't. I actually love those commercials. Unscripted kids are awesome. BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Dec 7, 2012 |
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Dec 7, 2012 06:06
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Retail Slave posted:
You needn't say more than that. Jewelry commercials are always the worst
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Dec 7, 2012 07:32
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Retail Slave posted:
I chuckle every time the guy is straight face saying "That's a pain in the buns". Something about the innocence makes me 
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Pretty much any and all dating website advertisements. Zoosk, Christian Mingle, JDate, Cougar Life (UGH), I think there was one that was specifically targeted towards black people as well, but I don't remember the name. They all reek of "Hey you watching the TV why aren't you married? You shouldn't be alone join our site and pay money so we can "Match" you up with random people, who knows maybe they'll be "The one", Join now! Look at this happy couple we in no way didn't pull off the street and pay to say good things about us. JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW!" Any and all Jamster commercials can go gently caress off too. I don't want to see a lovely looking CGI Gummy Bear dancing Gangam Style, I especially don't want you to call it cute when it looks like a loving middle-aged man in a green bear costume (Complete with stubble and grungy briefs.), I especially don't want to see it on the supposed to be ad-free Boomerang. Can I just watch my retro cartoons without being reminded that stupid things like this exist?
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RMZXAnarchy posted:Pretty much any and all dating website advertisements. I think "black people meet" is the one your thinking of.
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Dec 7, 2012 23:48
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That SodaStream commercial. It's not even really annoying, I just find something wrong with the term "Fresh Soda".
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Kay jewelers. little girl gets necklace from new stepfather. creepiest thing ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo1DEdRn-JI Can't find a better version. Magnatux fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Dec 8, 2012 |
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Dec 8, 2012 07:32
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Oh yeah, I saw that one yesterday during It's Always Sunny. "It's just like yours, mom!" That's some serial killer-esque stuff. Yeesh.
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Dec 8, 2012 07:52
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deadicons posted:I think "black people meet" is the one your thinking of. Wow, really? How unoriginal. But seriously, there's no need for all these dating sites, all they do is encourage terrible commercials to pop up on TV.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=trueview-instream&v=0-JgJGU5wXo just had this come up while trying to watch a music video. The soundtrack to 28 weeks later really doesn't seems to be a confusing choice for a Louis Vutton ad. RMZXAnarchy posted:Any and all Jamster commercials can go gently caress off too. I don't want to see a lovely looking CGI Gummy Bear dancing Gangam Style, I especially don't want you to call it cute when it looks like a loving middle-aged man in a green bear costume (Complete with stubble and grungy briefs.), I especially don't want to see it on the supposed to be ad-free Boomerang. Can I just watch my retro cartoons without being reminded that stupid things like this exist? I'm really at a loss as to why Jamster is still in existance. I recall cringing when their ads first starting airing back in 2005, pre-smart phone era. Kind of in a "Why the hell would someone spend money on such a poo poo ringtone" sort of way, and then they had ads for "Text 34566 to see if your boyfriend is right for you, or your daily horoscope" sort of garbage. In the world of iphones and androids, their customer base should be down to exactly zero people, yet I still see ads. My only other explanation is that there's some really dumb 12 years old that must still download this stuff.
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Dec 8, 2012 22:51
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Gonz posted:Oh yeah, I saw that one yesterday during It's Always Sunny.
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Doctor Butts posted:I am so tired of the Jack Reacher commercial and that loving song in the ad. The one guy just rattles off the cliched agencies a hero needs to be a part of in an action movie "You betta watch it! The guy was part of FBI, CIA, BLACK OPS, Seal team 345, CBS, NBC, Super Secret Super Agent Club, Evolution Revolution, Banana Splits" The books are a fun read but my girlfriend and I can't stop laughing that they seriously cast Tom Cruise as this dude who is supposed to be a tall, muscular giant. Dude's not exactly a spy, he just beats the poo poo out of people, but nope, let's get Tom Cruise.
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gently caress you direct tv full dvr ads. gently caress you really bad
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Dec 9, 2012 01:33
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This kid is overvaluing the concept of the Fathead by an absurd margin. It's a huge decal. It goes on your wall. Yet he acts like his parents invited God over to his house and God brought all his dead pets back to life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXMnGdPobx8 Really? All that emotion and reaction for a goddamn GRAVE DIGGER wall decal? This family sucks.
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Dec 9, 2012 02:19
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FuzzySkinner posted:In the world of iphones and androids, their customer base should be down to exactly zero people, yet I still see ads. My only other explanation is that there's some really dumb 12 years old that must still download this stuff. Never underestimate the stupidity of teenagers with access to their parents' credit cards.
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Dec 9, 2012 02:42
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Gonz posted:This kid is overvaluing the concept of the Fathead by an absurd margin. I would have acted like that when I was 11. That Grave Digger Fathead cost $100. A birthday gift for me when I was 11 was like $20. $100 was the combined value of all my Christmas gifts. If 10 year old me came home to see this: http://www.fathead.com/military/vehicles/f-16-fighting-falcon/?src=browse on my wall, I'd have pissed myself in joy.
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I dunno. If you're 11 years old, I suppose it's cool, but to have family members on speakerphone, and your mother choking back tears of joy while she's filming your response? It's just all so melodramatic for such an underwhelming surprise.
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"I got him a John Cena fathead. I put it on his ceiling right above his bed so that it'll spend every single night, staring him down."
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FuzzySkinner posted:In the world of iphones and androids, their customer base should be down to exactly zero people, yet I still see ads. My only other explanation is that there's some really dumb 12 years old that must still download this stuff. I think their business model is 90% people pranking their friends by signing them up for it when they use the can and leave their phone lying on the table, and 10% stupid 12-year olds with babby's first cell phone.
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Gonz posted:I dunno. If you're 11 years old, I suppose it's cool, but to have family members on speakerphone, and your mother choking back tears of joy while she's filming your response? I agree. Just saw that ad for the first time yesterday, and they spend a full 40 seconds on the kid before they pan over to the Fathead decal. I thought it was a Make-a-Wish foundation ad for all the buildup, and Travis Pastrana was gonna be in the room or something. I definitely didn't expect it to be a Fathead ad, it's all very over the top.
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Floorgazer posted:I agree. Just saw that ad for the first time yesterday, and they spend a full 40 seconds on the kid before they pan over to the Fathead decal. I thought it was a Make-a-Wish foundation ad for all the buildup, and Travis Pastrana was gonna be in the room or something. I definitely didn't expect it to be a Fathead ad, it's all very over the top. I seriously thought it was going to be a "look how happy this kid is on his 11th birthday... 2 weeks later he was killed by a drunk driver" type ad.
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Timett posted:I seriously thought it was going to be a "look how happy this kid is on his 11th birthday... 2 weeks later he was killed by Just imagine the Grave Digger part is in the voice of the monster truck commercial guy who always hypes up the truck names.
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Grave Digger dug a grave for that kid. And then put him in the grave. But don't worry, because before he was murdered by a monster truck, he was given free pit passes....TO HELL. (That whole family is going to hell, since it appears that they're a family of Steeler fans)
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Magnatux posted:Kay jewelers. little girl gets necklace from new stepfather. creepiest thing ever. 
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Vicas posted:"I got him a John Cena fathead. I put it on his ceiling right above his bed so that it'll spend every single night, staring him down." goddamnit that made me laugh more than I should. this needs to be the next photoshop contest. Awful fatheads and posters.
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FuzzySkinner posted:this needs to be the next photoshop contest. Awful fatheads and posters. I second this. I also suggest a contest where people edit the commercial footage to show a variety of things when the camera cuts to the wall. For instance, footage of a Nuremberg rally/the Shockmaster tripping over the 2x4/the Hindenberg disaster/footage of arm-wrestlers snapping their arms in half/Honey Boo-Boo clips/etc;etc. This kid going apeshit over some of the worst atrocities in human history would be magnificent. Also, this: 
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Dec 9, 2012 10:42
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Gonz posted:This kid is overvaluing the concept of the Fathead by an absurd margin. Also, Fatheads are way more expensive than I thought... I was thinking they were like $20 or something like that. 
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Exactly. I don't think that kid is going to want to invite his friends over to his house when he's in his late teens and brag about having Grrrrrrraaaaaave DIGGGARRR up on his wall. Or maybe he will. Just imagine his reaction to the first naked woman he'll see in his life. I fear he'd end up like that kid in Stephen King's It who got attacked by Pennywise and it caused his hair to turn white.
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That kid is going to grow up to be a NASA astronaut and then get washed out of the program after his superiors find out he smuggled several lbs of bbq pulled pork onto the International Space Station via his flightsuit.
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Gonz posted:I second this. I also suggest a contest where people edit the commercial footage to show a variety of things when the camera cuts to the wall. I imagine a Goatse fathead would be the natural go-to for this kind of thing.
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Dec 9, 2012 16:37
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If it wasn't for this ad, don't know what I'd hate... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91XWdOq1lDI
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raditts posted:I imagine a Goatse fathead would be the natural go-to for this kind of thing. If I had some money around I would be totally down to buy one of those just for pranking people.
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I can't believe Fathead hasn't made a line of giant food fatheads, yet. Imagine walking into your home every day and being greeted by a 5 by 5 foot hot dog, or a steak and eggs platter, or stewed tomatoes. Or a dill pickle.
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Dec 10, 2012 02:52
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Vicas posted:"I got him a John Cena fathead. I put it on his ceiling right above his bed so that it'll spend every single night, staring him down." Krispy Kreme gonna have to update his christmas list. Also, found a new commercial that makes no loving sense to me. Its the Garmin christmas commercial. One of the scenes is some chick unwrapping it while on a camping trip. In a regular lovely dome tent, in the middle of loving winter. Who the gently caress camps in the middle of winter on loving christmas?
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Doctor Butts posted:Krispy Kreme gonna have to update his christmas list. 
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If I hear Mozzarella-la-la-la-la-la one more time im gonna firebomb a Wendys
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