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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Collects Welfare posted:

Netflix launched their remake of House of Cards today, and it shows a lot of promise. The production values are great, there are a lot of well-known actors (including, obviously, Kevin Spacey as Francis Underwood), and the tone seems spot on. So far my only complaint is minor. Francis Underwood hails from the South, and Spacey does not. His fake accent is pretty decent, but it is a little telling at times.

Other than that, pretty good so far.

Netflix is really dropping the ball on this. I loaded up the Netflix site earlier today and there's no mention of it at all. I looked under Recently Added and New Releases and it was nowhere to be found. They spent a lot of money on this series. It should be plastered all over the page so people will see it.

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Wilhelm Scream
Apr 1, 2008

It was plastered on mine when I went there this morning.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Joe Don Baker posted:

Netflix is really dropping the ball on this. I loaded up the Netflix site earlier today and there's no mention of it at all. I looked under Recently Added and New Releases and it was nowhere to be found. They spent a lot of money on this series. It should be plastered all over the page so people will see it.

For the past three days or so when I logged in to Netflix on my laptop there's been a huge banner announcing it.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
That's really weird. You guys are just going to straight to the Watch Instantly page?

Acrolos
Mar 29, 2004

Yeah, it was all over my Ipad Netflix app, as well as the Apple TV Netflix. I would honestly have a hard time missing it, even if I wasn't awaiting it's release.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Joe Don Baker posted:

That's really weird. You guys are just going to straight to the Watch Instantly page?

The PS3 app literally starts on a screen sized banner of it that you have to scroll away from. It's actually a little annoying.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

There's a big ad for it but I cannot for the life of my find the place to add it to my Instant Queue. I want to finish The West Wing first, dammit!

e: never mind, I had to type it into the search bar and add it from there.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Well I'll be. I will have to load up the iPad version and see that. I guess they are promoting it. Not sure why none of my browsers here or at work show the ads.

Tennis Ball
Jan 29, 2009
So I just started watching House of Cards, and the first part was loving stupid. Hit and run on a dog? Going to call the cops? Yeah, I don't think thats a crime.Why the gently caress was your dog running outside when you live on a street?

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


Joe Don Baker posted:

That's really weird. You guys are just going to straight to the Watch Instantly page?
Ah, looks like some adblockers may be filtering it out. Are you running Adblock or anything? On mine it doesn't show with Firefox running Adblock:


But if I pull it up with IE there's a huge banner:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

RightClickSaveAs posted:

Ah, looks like some adblockers may be filtering it out. Are you running Adblock or anything? On mine it doesn't show with Firefox running Adblock:


But if I pull it up with IE there's a huge banner:


I'm running AdBlock Plus in Chrome and it showed up.

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Monkeyseesaw posted:

There's a few episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation that have the "wobbly video-tape" audio; like it's been run through the VCR too many times. It's kind of amazing.
A bunch of their episodes of Newsradio had unsynced audio that never got fixed, and now they're gone :(.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

WickedIcon posted:

The latest episode of Archer is pretty goddamn amazing.

Basically Archer is the god damned best, and netflix has the first two seasons. Everybody watch it!

Unmature
May 9, 2008
Had high hopes for House of Cards, but the first episode failed to grab me. I'll keep going with it, but even though I had the time I didn't move on with the second ep today.

Spacey seems super over the top for the subject matter, though he kinda always does that. Based on the first episode there didn't seem like anything to like about any of the characters, every scene was people yelling or talking about why they should be yelling at each other. And I don't see what people are saying about the production values. Though maybe I was just distracted by the weird, kinda gross color palette. WHY IS KEVIN SPACEY SO ORANGE?

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug
I thought HoC got better as it went on. First one was the worst IMO (I'm ep 7 now).

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



morestuff posted:

It's been a few years since I saw it, but I don't remember much topical other than the (admittedly kind of terrible) opening scene.

Yeah maybe I was having a bad day or something and was too down on the movie. I browsed through it again this morning and realized I was forgetting a lot of really funny scenes. I prefer the TV show to the movies but the first movie is still good. Gonna watch the second one tonight.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Unmature posted:

WHY IS KEVIN SPACEY SO ORANGE?

Because your monitor is broken?

The production values are loving amazing, and not just because David Fincher directed the first two episodes, but because everything looks genuine and lived in. From the offices of Washington to the conspiracy theory trailer visited in episode two there's a richness to the set dressing and the lighting that is rarely seen on TV. I understand not liking the series, but don't blame it for you having weird color settings.

Rothgil
May 12, 2008
I added Groundhog Day to my queue months ago and thought today would be a good day to watch it again.

Turns out they pulled it yesterday

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Rothgil posted:

I added Groundhog Day to my queue months ago and thought today would be a good day to watch it again.

Turns out they pulled it yesterday

Now I'm completely convinced they do this poo poo on purpose just to gently caress with us. It's the same reason why most of their horror movies are pulled right before October.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Well it's probably because the copyright holders know that this is their one chance to make money off of it. Like they know a bunch of people think it would be great to watch Groundhog Day on Groundhog Day so they pull it because they make much more money on people renting or buying it. Saem with horror movies before October.

It's really not Netflix itself. If Netflix had their way they'd have every movie ever on their service. If they had their way they wouldn't even have a DVD rental service anymore.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

axleblaze posted:

Well it's probably because the copyright holders know that this is their one chance to make money off of it. Like they know a bunch of people think it would be great to watch Groundhog Day on Groundhog Day so they pull it because they make much more money on people renting or buying it. Saem with horror movies before October.

It's really not Netflix itself. If Netflix had their way they'd have every movie ever on their service. If they had their way they wouldn't even have a DVD rental service anymore.

Or that Netflix bought it for x years early in some previous October (or Groundhog day, as it were), so the contract expired on that early date, when years ago they were making it be ready for the holiday.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Rothgil posted:

I added Groundhog Day to my queue months ago and thought today would be a good day to watch it again.

Turns out they pulled it yesterday

If only you had yesterday to do over again.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

So in case any of you had seen the incredible trailer for A Talking Cat?!?! a few months back, I just found out that is on Netflix. I'm definitely planning on watching/livetweeting it tonight, just to find out how atrocious it is, and how bored Eric Roberts sounds in his speakerphone performance as the cat's voice.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Rothgil posted:

I added Groundhog Day to my queue months ago and thought today would be a good day to watch it again.

Turns out they pulled it yesterday

But they just added Scrooged, so you can watch that now and watch Groundhog Day next Christmas.

Tennis Ball
Jan 29, 2009
House of Cards

Kevin Spacey: Is that a PS Vita? Anyways, back to what we were talking about that had nothing to do with video games.

Unmature
May 9, 2008

PriorMarcus posted:

Because your monitor is broken?

The production values are loving amazing, and not just because David Fincher directed the first two episodes, but because everything looks genuine and lived in. From the offices of Washington to the conspiracy theory trailer visited in episode two there's a richness to the set dressing and the lighting that is rarely seen on TV. I understand not liking the series, but don't blame it for you having weird color settings.

Watched it on my TV, everything else looked fine. I thought all the makeup looked kinda weird. Everyone looked like they were trying out self tanner for the first time. And everything was so clean and sterile. Nothing really felt lived in to me.

Tennis Ball
Jan 29, 2009
House of Cards

I am on episode 11. It keeps getting better. The first two episodes are pretty mediocre, but they just keep picking up steam. Definitely give it to episode 3 at least.

conscript salad
Oct 5, 2005
I am not allowed to post outside of CC or repsnake will hurt me.

Tennis Ball posted:

House of Cards

Kevin Spacey: Is that a PS Vita? Anyways, back to what we were talking about that had nothing to do with video games.

Sure it was blatant product placement but at least they attempted to set it up earlier in the series. That's something rarely seen. This is a superb show for a production company's 2nd series.

tliil
Jan 13, 2013
The worst product placement ever is in the show White Collar wherein every few episodes the characters do something like:

FBI guy: We need to find the criminal! Argh, this traffic!
FBI lady: Wait, FBI guy! With the Ford Whatever's traffic tracker system, you can see that the traffic clears up in two blocks!
*multiple close-ups of buttons and screens showing you the features of this amazingly versatile Ford*
FBI guy: These really are great cars!

It's otherwise a pretty good show (though the premise starts to wear thin after a while) but here have a taste of how loving jarring the product placement scenes are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5RhYe3zBeI

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Forgive me and ignore this if technical questions are outside the purview of this thread. Backtracking a few seconds or a couple minutes on Netflix streaming (on my PC) always requires loading again. Is there a way to make this smoother and more immediate? Through Chrome cache settings or Silverlight settings?

Edit for another small question: anybody notice a whole lot of bad subtitles? For example there's plenty of times when the subtitler couldn't understand British English and put a question mark in for half of a sentence. Why wouldn't they use the same subtitles that would come with the movie's DVD, which are also often inaccurate but much better?

Mescal fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Feb 3, 2013

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
No the worst product placement ever is in Pawn Stars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H7hWL_uXT8
For like a season they had a scene like this every episode.

conscript salad
Oct 5, 2005
I am not allowed to post outside of CC or repsnake will hurt me.
Wow, that's beyond placement. It's seriously a car commercial, shot-for-shot.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

tliil posted:

The worst product placement ever is in the show White Collar wherein every few episodes the characters do something like:

FBI guy: We need to find the criminal! Argh, this traffic!
FBI lady: Wait, FBI guy! With the Ford Whatever's traffic tracker system, you can see that the traffic clears up in two blocks!
*multiple close-ups of buttons and screens showing you the features of this amazingly versatile Ford*
FBI guy: These really are great cars!

It's otherwise a pretty good show (though the premise starts to wear thin after a while) but here have a taste of how loving jarring the product placement scenes are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5RhYe3zBeI

Nope. The absolute worst for this type of thing is the new Hawaii 5-0 show. In EVERY show, they show off Microsoft products and Chevy(?) cars. Literally every episode there are several sequences where someone shows someone else how to use an MS product, highlighting its features, or they drive flawless cars in long helicopter shots along a waterfront highway. They even had an episode where everyone stopped and talked about how much they loved the quality and freshness of Subway sandwiches.

That show purely exists for product placement. They can't get 10 minutes in the show without showing off a different product.

Dr Monkeysee
Oct 11, 2002

just a fox like a hundred thousand others
Nap Ghost

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

Swamp Thing was in french when I tried to watch it, subtitles included. But when it was paused on the preview screen it was in english.

Battle Royale didn't have subtitles at all! I watched it anyway. Coupled with the Wikipedia page it was surprisingly easy to follow.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

No, you're all wrong about the worst product placement. It's Minority Report:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQo0N8tEnEM

After Tom Cruise's character John Anderton leaves the precinct or whatever, he's bombarded from all sides by obnoxious advertising and I guess the intent is to convey how the retinal scanners are everywhere and he's never truly anonymous, but every ad is paid product placement. It's as aggressively obnoxious for the viewer as it is for Anderton.

Plus the Bulgari watch. Is anybody who can actually afford a Bulgari watch really going to get the idea to buy one from a goddamn movie?

Are there any good horror movies on Netflix that aren't either old classics, "haunted white girl" ghost movies, or gore porn?

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

No, you're all wrong about the worst product placement. It's Minority Report:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQo0N8tEnEM

After Tom Cruise's character John Anderton leaves the precinct or whatever, he's bombarded from all sides by obnoxious advertising and I guess the intent is to convey how the retinal scanners are everywhere and he's never truly anonymous, but every ad is paid product placement. It's as aggressively obnoxious for the viewer as it is for Anderton.

Plus the Bulgari watch. Is anybody who can actually afford a Bulgari watch really going to get the idea to buy one from a goddamn movie?

Are there any good horror movies on Netflix that aren't either old classics, "haunted white girl" ghost movies, or gore porn?

No, this is good product placement in that it's used to enhance the narrative or just in places where there actually would be products in real life. I mean in here you explain why the scene with the ads is probably there and then you dismiss it, which confuses me.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

axleblaze posted:

I mean in here you explain why the scene with the ads is probably there and then you dismiss it, which confuses me.

My problem with it is that it's shoved in my face. Yes, it's effective to literally beam images of your product into somebody's eyeballs and yell the product name at them, and it enhances the narrative of Anderton's fear and lack of anonymity, but it's loving obnoxious. Understanding why it's there doesn't make it any less ugly or obtrusive.

As for "where products actually would be in real life", try Terminator 2. The Subway sandwich and drink on the table in the scene where the two cops are showing pictures of the T-800 to Sarah Connor and she steals the paper clip.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Tennis Ball posted:

House of Cards

Kevin Spacey: Is that a PS Vita? Anyways, back to what we were talking about that had nothing to do with video games.

Maybe they're just establishing it's existence for a plot point in an upcoming episode. Chekhov's Vita.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Are there any good horror movies on Netflix that aren't either old classics, "haunted white girl" ghost movies, or gore porn?

I'm having a hard time getting a handle on what kind of horror you want. Name a few horror movies you liked, I'll see if I can match them to anything on Netflix.

Acrolos
Mar 29, 2004

Insidious was released last year and is available...It may fit what you're looking for (based on your relatively vague request).

It was my favorite horror in recent memory.

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Wilhelm Scream
Apr 1, 2008

All this talk about product placement and no one bothers with the best?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAjXYfTtGas

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