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Vagabundo posted:Also, Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise's giant head has a new poster. "What does that say? I hate reading backwards. T-Tommm... c-Cruss-no wait, Cruise! 'Tom Cruise', that's me!"
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What the gently caress   I didn't realize that by 3D they meant 90s 3D video game cutscene.
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feedmyleg posted:Tom Cruise is currently in the process of falling on his face, if the Empire State building is to be believed What? 
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Feb 13, 2013 22:34
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feedmyleg posted:What the gently caress This cannot be real.
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Feb 13, 2013 22:36
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Hahahaha they never got past that jackassey lenticular Lost World poster, except it looks like they recreated it for Sega CD:
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Feb 13, 2013 22:37
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That poster is reminding me of that "3D" gif someone made for the 3DS thread using that very Lost World poster.
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Feb 13, 2013 22:39
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feedmyleg posted:What the gently caress
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penismightier posted:Hahahaha they never got past that jackassey lenticular Lost World poster, except it looks like they recreated it for Sega CD: See the thing is that T-Rex looks like he's busting through a wall for a surprise party. He has a huge smile and I detect no malice in his eyes.
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Rirse posted:That poster is reminding me of that "3D" gif someone made for the 3DS thread using that very Lost World poster. This one?: 
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feedmyleg posted:What the gently caress "Yo. Come see this movie based on this poster featuring NOTHING from the movie." gently caress, even the mirror is the wrong shape. They weren't driving a school bus for fucks sake. TheBigBudgetSequel fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Feb 13, 2013 |
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Feb 13, 2013 23:04
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I love how his teeth appear to be puncturing his jaw.
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Feb 13, 2013 23:05
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feedmyleg posted:I didn't realize that by 3D they meant 90s 3D video game cutscene. Well this is just terrible. I'm sure they just used the same graphics artist on Paul for that poster.
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Feb 13, 2013 23:09
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"Hi, we'd like to contract you to make a poster for our re-release." "Great! Can we have your modeling for use?" "No." "Uh, okay... how about some stills at least?" "No." "...Fine, gently caress you, here."
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Feb 13, 2013 23:21
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feedmyleg posted:What the gently caress  You don't need to do anything different, hell I'd just be satisfied if they just used the original post, you can't top perfection damnit!!!  Also the rerelease tag line should be "A Return 20 years in the making", but that's just me.
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Feb 13, 2013 23:51
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I think this poster is infinitely more effective and unnerving than either that Halloween II poster or the Would You Rather poster.
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Feb 13, 2013 23:56
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Terminal Entropy posted:This one?: Yep, even through the one I saw before cropped it onto a 3DS.
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Hey Kool-Aide!
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Mister Chief posted:I think this poster is infinitely more effective and unnerving than either that Halloween II poster or the Would You Rather poster. That made me shudder.
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Feb 14, 2013 01:54
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Cause of that Left Behind poster I just read the plot summaries to every book on Wikipedia. I'd love for the reboot to be incredibly successful and the entire series to be shot with crazy movie stars and the world's greatest special effects just so I can pop in to the second to last movie and see Jesus float down to kick butt during world war 3. That sounds fun.
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Mister Chief posted:I think this poster is infinitely more effective and unnerving than either that Halloween II poster or the Would You Rather poster. Holy poo poo that's an effective poster.
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Feb 14, 2013 02:42
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feedmyleg posted:What the gently caress I would legit pay an extra $5-10 for a special edition bluray that replaces all of the movie effects with this style of whatever the gently caress.
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Feb 14, 2013 03:35
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feedmyleg posted:What the gently caress It's Smith-Micro Poser! I know this!
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Feb 14, 2013 03:38
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Speaking of Jurassic Park posters! And here's a couple others.  
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Feb 14, 2013 03:41
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Wow how do you make a bad poster out of a movie like Blade Runner?
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Ghostpilot posted:Speaking of Jurassic Park posters! Why must you anger us so.
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ZackHoagie posted:It's Smith-Micro Poser! I know this! I think you're right. It's hosed up that the teeth seem to be coming out from the Rex's lips and not behind them. At least the lenticular poster did that.
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Ghostpilot posted:Speaking of Jurassic Park posters! Local Dino Eats Hi-Liter Factory
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Vegetable posted:Wow how do you make a bad poster out of a movie like Blade Runner? Quickly and with photoshop folded paper overlays.  
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Ghostpilot posted:Speaking of Jurassic Park posters! Where did our portable high-powered flashlight end up?
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uPen posted:Quickly and with photoshop folded paper overlays. What is the second one even referen- oh gently caress YOU.
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Ghostpilot posted:
The blade runner one has odd colors but immediately tells you its going to be a serious movie with a flashy city as the setting.
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Feb 14, 2013 04:06
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Feb 14, 2013 04:07
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Those posters are hilarious because the compositions of each are great, and if it wasn't for that loving jerkoffy man-boy drawing style, they would all be awesome as hell.
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Feb 14, 2013 04:13
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uPen posted:Quickly and with photoshop folded paper overlays. haha that second one is so hilarious I kind of like it.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:haha that second one is so hilarious I kind of like it. I stared at it for 30 seconds, wondering what the joke was, and then my thought processes went "So what's going on he...OH FOR gently caress'S SAKE." It's oddly effective in its...obtuseness?
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Feb 14, 2013 07:23
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It's tears in the rain, isn't? I like this a little more than the actual poster.
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Dopefish Lives! posted:I stared at it for 30 seconds, wondering what the joke was, and then my thought processes went "So what's going on he...OH FOR gently caress'S SAKE." It's oddly effective in its...obtuseness? I had a similiar but somehow opposite effect: I kept staring thinking "okay, yeah, the tears in rain line...annndd??? Is there something else I'm not getting?" Then gave up. Granted, I watched that movie for the first time about a month ago so it is still super fresh in my mind. I can't say I hate this poster but ehhhhh yeah, whatever. The movie rules 
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