Mitchicon posted:

Do we have a dick expert in here to vouch for this?

A Pale Horse posted:

Dick appraisal is my passion, I would be happy to assess these dicks for all of you.

plaguedoctor posted:

Hasn't Three Olives been posting in this thread?

zylche posted:

Tea Party Daily - Day 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xi84nd8BA

There's some good callers this time, and a bunch of drama in the chatroom when the Selatys find out people have been impersonating them.
Criticise the formats I'm putting these in

TVarmy posted:

Definitely not small arms. You'd probably need an anti aircraft gun, and those are huge crew weapons.

If it were easy, the Taliban would be using it.

plaguedoctor posted:

Hasn't Three Olives been posting in this thread?

LostInTheSauce posted:

I give you the spiritual parent of the Tea Party for those who have not drawn the conclusion themselves, or are not old enough to remember this particular brand of nutjob.

John Birch Society: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Birch_Society

the name changes but the agenda remains the same pretty much. I think the Tea party formed to avoid the stigma of the name while vomiting forth a lot of the same crap. the two are pretty much ubiquitous with each other in the minds of a lot of older people who thought they were crazy thirty years ago.

CommieGIR posted:

You need something of at least 12mm or larger to reach that height or even be effective, I want to say the smallest caliber cannon for AA use is the .50 Cal, but that doesn't reach 10,000 ft.

TVarmy posted:

Definitely not small arms. You'd probably need an anti aircraft gun, and those are huge crew weapons.

If it were easy, the Taliban would be using it.

ViggyNash posted:

I just realized: how would anyone even know it was there from the ground without some really high end equipment? Do they think they'll just happened to spot one while staring dreamilly into the sky for hours on end?

quote:

ABC's Jonathan Karl reports: This week’s Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington has a co-sponsor from the far-right fringe of American politics: The John Birch Society. According to Ian Walters, a spokesman for CPAC, it’s the first time the John Birch Society has sponsored the conference. That’s not surprising, considering that the Birch Society has long been considered wacky and extreme by conservative leaders. William F. Buckley famously denounced the John Birch Society and its founder Robert Welch in the early 1960s as “idiotic” and “paranoid. “ Buckley’s condemnation effectively banishing the group from the mainstream conservative movement. Welch had called President Dwight D. Eisenhower a “conscious, dedicated agent of the communist conspiracy” and that the U.S. government was “under operational control of the Communist party.” Buckley argued that such paranoid rantings had no place in the conservative movement or the Republican party. Two years after Buckley’s death, the John Birch Society is no longer banished; it is listed as one of about 100 co-sponsors of the 2010 CPAC. Why is the Birch Society a co-sponsor? “They’re a conservative organization,” said Lisa Depasquale, the CPAC Director for the American Conservative Union, which runs CPAC. ” Beyond that I have no comment.” On its website, the Birch Society describes it mission as to “to warn against and expose the forces that seek to abolish U.S. independence, build a world government, or otherwise undermine our personal liberties and national independence. The John Birch Society endorses the U.S. Constitution as the foundation of our national government, and works toward educating and activating Americans to abide by the original intent of the Founding Fathers. We seek to awaken a sleeping and apathetic people concerning the designs of those who are working to destroy our constitutional Republic.”

quote:

Welch had called President Dwight D. Eisenhower a “conscious, dedicated agent of the communist conspiracy” and that the U.S. government was “under operational control of the Communist party.”

LostInTheSauce posted:

Accurate destruction of a predator drone with man-portable weaponry would require you to see it and have highly illegal personal guided missile systems capable of picking it out. i am unaware of any standard ball round style weapon capable of both reaching and hitting accurately. flak guns maybe, but you still have to know it's there.

ViggyNash posted:

They also did one about bullets that I remember.

But regardless of if falling bullets are deadly, can any bullet reach the altitude of a drone?

el burbo posted:

TPC talks about threats to this country.



Some these people have to be trolls. There's no way these are real people, right?

Spacedad posted:

I wasn't aware of this but during CPAC in 2010, the John Birch Society was invited as a co-sponsor of the event, ending the JBS's longstanding exile from the mainstream conservative movement.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2010/02/farright-john-birch-society-2010/


That's is a drat loving good barometer of the depths of just how batshit insane that the mainstream GOP is these days.

Doctor Factical posted:

I like how we've pretty much accomplished the goal of making their site completely worthless. They're too busy jumping at shadows.

Three Olives posted:

For reference GOProud, a gay conservative organization that until very recently was against gay marriage and is still against the employement non-discrimination act and opposed to hate crime legislation is banned from CPAC for being too controversial.

That's right, a gay group so conservative they oppose gay rights is banned but the JBS is cool.

Doctor Factical posted:

I like how we've pretty much accomplished the goal of making their site completely worthless. They're too busy jumping at shadows.

ViggyNash posted:

I think our goal should be to leave the site bleeding out in a gutter as they try to convince the authorities that they never did anything illegal even though we already provided all the necessary evidence.

But until that day comes, we troll on

el burbo posted:

Three Olives posted:

For reference GOProud, a gay conservative organization that until very recently was against gay marriage and is still against the employement non-discrimination act and opposed to hate crime legislation is banned from CPAC for being too controversial.

That's right, a gay group so conservative they oppose gay rights is banned but the JBS is cool.

el burbo posted:

TPC talks about threats to this country.



Some these people have to be trolls. There's no way these are real people, right?

CommieGIR posted:

Can you compile all these achievements into one page with links to the images corresponding to the achievement, I might throw them in the OP

Doctor Factical posted:

They do it to themselves, they don't need our help. Pack it up and go home, boys.

looking.glass.eyes posted:

We should either not include the screenshots that correspond, or blur out names/faces. Otherwise if anyone from TPC is still reading this thread, some deep cover accounts are going to be outed.

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Sorry guys! Ol' Clump Burgers is...me! Unfortunately, me! didn't get to do too much else after that but I'm sure he appreciates the post.

e: I'm dum

Schwza posted:

What is our policy on shaming these people? Should I be editing names out after they send me pictures of their genitals and graphic descriptions of what they want sexually? Oh, and a lot of it has homoerotic to homosexual tones from a group that hates gays.

U.S. Barryl posted:

What?

U.S. Barryl posted:

What?

Neodymium posted:

You don't want to know.
If your curiosity gets the better of you, here's the explanation:
HIV is thought to have first spread from an ape to a human, probably through poorly prepared monkey meat. Since in humans, HIV is most often transmitted sexually, the tea partiers jumped to the conclusion of gay beastiality.