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Yeah, Spy Kids is some legit great kid cinema. But between Spy Kids 3D, Sharkboy and Lava Girl, and Shorts whatever spark he had died a long time ago. e. Apparently they made a fourth Spy Kids movie, the gently caress?
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Oh and Marv's story in Sin City is legitimately excellent.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I actually like the first two Spy Kids movies, for what it's worth. Oh thank God I'm not alone. I love love loved the first two when I was a kid, and I was afraid that when I watched them when I was older they'd be awful. But ignoring the choppy child acting and the overly-stupid humor that pops up sometimes, they're both surprisingly good still.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:e. Apparently they made a fourth Spy Kids movie, the gently caress? C'mon, McHale and Gervais? What could go wrong? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8uZYU-iDCk I also count the Spy Kids movies as part of the Machete franchise.
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Mar 8, 2013 01:34
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Tewratomeh posted:Uhh, no? No. Sex Machine is probably the most sane and normal thing in the second half of that movie. Rest of the post... "considering the content of the movie." Basically imagine how Rodriguez would make that movie today. The content is what it is but everything is handled with a measure of restraint, the exception being little things like Sex Machine's dickgun that are just sort of silly fun for the sake of it.
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Mar 8, 2013 01:36
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Rodriquez makes nothing but great movies. Fact. Also, I know he only produced, but Predators was the best sci-fi/action movie since Terminator 2.
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Mar 8, 2013 01:36
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I even like The Faculty - probably one of the less typical Rodriguez style he's done, probably since he didn't write it.
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Barometer posted:So good it was remade! Oh my God, I love how they're not even pretending like they didn't just bring their pets to work and glue fins and horns on them. No, really. Check out life before the "No animals were harmed" disclaimer. And, hey we've got ourselves another repeated tagline for a movie that involves dinosaurs. Both this version of "Lost World" and "Valley of Gwangi" use "This is NOT blah-million years ago, this is TODAY!!!" The Time Dissolver posted:IIRC this was also the plan for Dinosaur. Remember Dinosaur? Anyone? The more you learn about what Disney's "Dinosaur" could have been, the more the ultimate end product leaves you utterly heartbroken. People, we almost had a Paul Verhoven Disney movie. I don't know if that would have been good, but it would have at least been something. Anyway, "Dinosaur" is itself partially responsible for the "look into my eye" meme: 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Pretty sure gun boobs as a concept has been around longer than that, bro. Does no one remember the Fembots?? Rahonavis posted:
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Mar 8, 2013 05:08
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Rahonavis posted:
I had completely forgotten this move ever existed. 
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Mar 8, 2013 05:45
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Desperado Bones posted:I had completely forgotten this move ever existed. We all did. Canned Panda posted:Sofia Vergara's character poster for Machete Kills Her
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Mar 8, 2013 06:00
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Suzuki Method posted:We all did. I don't get it. There's nothing wrong with her arm. But yes we did all forget about Dinosaur.
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Mar 8, 2013 06:13
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I assume he meant her left arm because yes her left arm is terribly done.
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Mar 8, 2013 06:18
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Rodriquez makes nothing but great movies. Fact. I wouldn't go that far, but gently caress anyone who hates on Predators. The fact that it managed to pull of the "bigger, more badass tribe of Predators" without sucking is worth the price of admission alone.
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Mar 8, 2013 06:19
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Macaluso posted:I assume he meant her left arm because yes her left arm is terribly done. Yeah I meant the arm to my right, not her right arm. 
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GonSmithe posted:Oh thank God I'm not alone. I love love loved the first two when I was a kid, and I was afraid that when I watched them when I was older they'd be awful. But ignoring the choppy child acting and the overly-stupid humor that pops up sometimes, they're both surprisingly good still. I think the first Spy Kids is probably one of the best films Rodriguez has ever made. It's terrific family entertainment. The first sequel is okay, but fails to live up to the promise the first film lays out. That said, the Harryhausen homages in 2 are fantastic. The only good thing in 3 is Sly Stallone not knowing what the hell is going on, and just winging it. I'd also like to point out that the original trilogy gave us the gift of Mike loving Judge playing a prominent role in three family films. TheBigBudgetSequel fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Mar 8, 2013 |
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Canned Panda posted:Sofia Vergara's character poster for Machete Kills Don't know if I'm impressed or disappointed that Rodriguez showed enough restraint to not have Gaga in the machine gun bra.
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Mar 8, 2013 07:15
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I can't believe I've never seen this poster until now for American Psycho. 
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Mar 8, 2013 09:35
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Because it's some fan poster.
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Mar 8, 2013 09:48
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Mister Chief posted:Because it's some fan poster. That was my first thought, but I'm not seeing any evidence of it. Especially with the super credits at the bottom.
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Mar 8, 2013 10:32
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Every Mondo poster has a billing block so it's presence doesn't mean anything.
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Mar 8, 2013 10:33
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Nevermind, it's from this guy: http://ryanmaceachern.tumblr.com/ Has some pretty good stuff.
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Mar 8, 2013 10:58
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Not an American Psycho poster as such, but still the best thing: 
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Mar 8, 2013 11:43
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A movie starring Cynthia Nixon. Pre-Sex And The City  Post-Sex And The City  Andy Dick and Timothy Olyphant seem as confused by this as I am.
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Jefferoo posted:I can't believe I've never seen this poster until now for American Psycho. The lighting's hosed up there. He'd have to be toplit to have light cast on his butt and thighs. The telescope too. C'mon, dude!
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Mar 8, 2013 14:00
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:C'mon, McHale and Gervais? What could go wrong? The little girl in this movie is playing Cory and Topanga's daughter in the Boy Meets World spinoff.
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Mar 8, 2013 14:46
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wyoming posted:Yeah, I watched the first one a few years ago and was kind of surprised by it. So somewhere there must be a demo of this song with Elfman on vocals, right? I really want to hear that.
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Mar 8, 2013 15:16
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...of SCIENCE! posted:e. Apparently they made a fourth Spy Kids movie, the gently caress? Wasn't that one smellovision?
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The Time Dissolver posted:So somewhere there must be a demo of this song with Elfman on vocals, right? I really want to hear that. ^^Wait, what the hell is smellovision? Is it just a sad little board of scratch and sniff thing that syncs with the movie? Also when I was a kid I kinda liked Spy Kids 3D, I thought it was cool. 
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Oh and Marv's story in Sin City is legitimately excellent. Yeah. It has the benefit of being based off the only really good Sin City mini. Sick.
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DNS posted:Yeah. It has the benefit of being based off the only really good Sin City mini. That and starring Mickey Rourke, Carla Gugino and Powers Boothe, three actors who can be counted on to give a "real" performance regardless of whatever bullshit movie they're currently in.
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Hahaha what the gently caress, the tagline casts a shadow on their face
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The lighting makes it look like they both have high top fades
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Mar 8, 2013 17:40
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Photo taken while they were being scolded by the principal.
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Lobok posted:Photo taken while they were being scolded by the principal. Does that mean the M. Knight twist is them living with his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
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Rirse posted:Does that mean the M. Knight twist is them living with his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. They whistled for a cab and when it came near the Earth had been destroyed and there were aliens in the mirror? Or is that the plot of the upcoming Tom Cruise movie? They look interchangeable to me so I forget.
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