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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

I was looking this over and feeling kinda ho-hum about it. Then I got to "Largest rock climbing wall in Kansas", and for reasons I can't explain it suddenly became one of the funniest things in this thread.

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spacedad posted:

Here's the video for easy viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfCX9sJqqc

:siren: Everyone needs to watch this. And yes, it is confirmed with internet detectivework that this guy is for real.:siren:

Thank you, Spacedad. Might as well do a member search for this guy.
Also that 'Pink Patriot' or whatever is a massive sock puppet by Selaty.

Mr Darcy
Feb 8, 2006

I'm posting from my mobile so I can't take any screencaps. I've been following this woman's thread too and drat she's got issues about THE GAYS.

Lacerta
Oct 17, 2005

Baby, tonight the world belongs to you and I.
:thumbsup: What a winner. Ignorant, hateful and proud, spouting words of love for "White People". I can't imagine why he didn't have a girlfriend to bring along.

edit: in reference to The Video

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Vivoviparous posted:


:negative:

It's really hard for me to understand what's going on here. Because you know he doesn't sit around thinking, "you know, I wouldn't mind being a slave. 3 square meals, some nice hay to sleep on, good exercise. Not bad!"

Maybe they really should have reeducation programs in universities, where if you say some poo poo like this you have to pick cotton 10 hours a day for a week or you get expelled. Get some hands on education.

Nothing like having your children sold out from under you, working for 14 hours or more a day (if it was a full moon they could often work through the night)

Oh don't forget the bonus if you are into BDSM: Whippings, hanging by hooks, all sorts of neat anti-runaway devices.

This is so loving stupid.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Acquire Currency! posted:

Thank you, Spacedad. Might as well do a member search for this guy.
Also that 'Pink Patriot' or whatever is a massive sock puppet by Selaty.

Just like Tim Jr, you mean? :v:

HackerJoeGuy
Apr 18, 2007

The Civil War never ended. It just became less about physical violence over time.

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming

cucurbit posted:

Someone should suggest they ressurect and recruit for the White Panther party.

:ssh:The White Panther party was an extremely leftist Black Panther support group that was hugely active in civil rights politics in the 60s and 70s and may very well have been the reason Nixon got busted on Watergate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Panther_Party
I know all about the White Panthers... and loving love your idea. Somebody needs to get in on that, STAT!

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master

I Fought The Mom posted:

Just like Tim Jr, you mean? :v:

Where's the birth certificate, Selaty?

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

I Fought The Mom posted:

Just like Tim Jr, you mean? :v:

It's sockpuppets all the way down.

Until they realize they've all been gathered into one forum by Soros' mighty string-pulling.

HackerJoeGuy
Apr 18, 2007

Also to go with the video SpaceDad posted if any of you are running low on ideas for accounts/content for TPC just watch some of the CPAC videos floating around Youtube from this years event. It's a horrible, rage-inducing mix of gently caress You Got Mine and White Man's Burden that should easily be passable on the site.

HappilyDeranged
Mar 17, 2009

Mr Darcy posted:

I'm posting from my mobile so I can't take any screencaps. I've been following this woman's thread too and drat she's got issues about THE GAYS.

Wow, you aren't kidding. She thinks gays are targeting the children of celebrities and conservative politicians and turning them into gay pod people or something.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

redstormpopcorn posted:

Where's the birth certificate, Selaty?

This was brought up in the last thread, there's two 'Selaty' family members no one has actually seen. Their avatars are some .gif and copy right infringing re cropping of a picture.

DA PANET EARF
Jun 14, 2011

RIP dad. You only lasted about 8 hours, but it was 8 hours of fun.


Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DA PANET EARF posted:

RIP dad. You only lasted about 8 hours, but it was 8 hours of fun.




NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Spacedad posted:

Here's the video for easy viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfCX9sJqqc

:siren: Everyone needs to watch this. And yes, it is confirmed with internet detectivework that this guy is for real.:siren:
I never thought I'd see something so bad to literally make me say "holy poo poo" out loud, but this did it.

The Tea Party in 2013, ladies and gentlemen.

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
Heh, Tea Party gun-noobs don't even recognize a Mateba Unica when it's pointed in their face. Some firearm enthusiasts they are.

I only know that because of Ghost in the Shell

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

DA PANET EARF posted:

RIP dad. You only lasted about 8 hours, but it was 8 hours of fun.


That handgun she is holding, if I am not mistaken, is a Mateba, which are really rare...unless its some other third party knockoff

E:fb, either way that is a rare gun.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

The Rokstar posted:

I never thought I'd see something so bad to literally make me say "holy poo poo" out loud, but this did it.

The Tea Party in 2013, ladies and gentlemen.

There are people clapping in the audience by the way. Several of them afterwards were more angry at a black woman who tried to dispute the idea that the democratic party is the party of the KKK than the full blown white supremacist.


She was shouted down in particular by the man in the tricorn hat and costume carrying the "don't tread on me" banner, who also says "I'm one of your people" to the white supremacist in that video.

Mr. Tricorn hat also was seen in a photograph with a picture of vilerat and the other Benghazi victims attached to his tricorn. (It was posted in the CPAC D&D thread but I'd have to dig it out to get it.)

He also is, in his words, the 'minister of a black church' as seen in this video, where he's bashing gays:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVw7xnIMY4

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Vivoviparous posted:

It's not, really. They're just too ignorant to tell. Gotta start somewhere. Perhaps I'm still naive, but I'm hoping that sending these screencaps along with gentle explanations about how, for instance, Black Power derives from the murder, torture and oppression of African Americans, while White Power uh, does not, might help at least get the ball rolling.

They're not going to ban PTP, but maybe they'll start banning people who are openly white supremacist. Like, loudly and obviously.

Edit:


:negative:

It's really hard for me to understand what's going on here. Because you know he doesn't sit around thinking, "you know, I wouldn't mind being a slave. 3 square meals, some nice hay to sleep on, good exercise. Not bad!"

Maybe they really should have reeducation programs in universities, where if you say some poo poo like this you have to pick cotton 10 hours a day for a week or you get expelled. Get some hands on education.

Not only that, but he was talking specifically about Frederick Douglass, suggesting that he should be 'thanking' his former master.

Frederick Douglass.

Also:




Oh and this is my "favorite" quote from the white supremacist guy (Scott Terry) from that event:

quote:

(In response to a black woman pointing out that the Republican party is the party of Lincoln that abolished slavery) "I didn't know the legacy of the Republican Party included women correcting men in public."

She should have snapped back with "Then the man should stop being a racist misogynist dumbfuck."

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Mar 16, 2013

Polythene Pam
Dec 27, 2007

And I thought MY super hyper weapon was small...!


Samson is more direct with his feelings than Filia.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

CommieGIR posted:

That handgun she is holding, if I am not mistaken, is a Mateba, which are really rare...unless its some other third party knockoff

E:fb, either way that is a rare gun.

That's a Mateba- an automatic revolver. They're very rare and expensive. I couldn't give a real price but I know some TFR goons have them and they're 2k+ purchases.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Uncle Enzo posted:

That's a Mateba- an automatic revolver. They're very rare and expensive. I couldn't give a real price but I know some TFR goons have them and they're 2k+ purchases.

Easily $2k, I found one from a dealer for $4k when I was in the market, I want one but not bad enough to shell out $4k for it.

There are some similar models but they are few and far between.

You can also go for a Chiappa Rhino with the same design.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Spacedad posted:

Here's the video for easy viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfCX9sJqqc

:siren: Everyone needs to watch this. And yes, it is confirmed with internet detectivework that this guy is for real.:siren:

I took some small solace in that the room (full of mostly white people that I could see) was clearly aghast and horrified at this turd's pro-slavery opinion.

Vivoviparous
Sep 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

The Rokstar posted:

I never thought I'd see something so bad to literally make me say "holy poo poo" out loud, but this did it.

The Tea Party in 2013, ladies and gentlemen.

Did internet detectivery reveal this guy to be a teabagger? Sounds like run of the mill dumb young Libertarian spew to me.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Uncle Enzo posted:

I took some small solace in that the room (full of mostly white people that I could see) was clearly aghast and horrified at this turd's pro-slavery opinion.

The most apt thing I've seen said about this is a huffington post site comment:

"The tree planted by Lee Atwater bears fruit."


I would add that it bears very Strange Fruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZyuULy9zs

Also, the Scott Terry white supremacist guy was later overheard muttering "why can't we just have segregation" after the uproar.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Mar 16, 2013

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 23:47 on May 27, 2013

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value



Oh Liz. :smith:

SpookyTurtle
Jun 13, 2003

Top of the food chain, Ma!
Lame. I caught an IP ban for posting as "La Li Lu Le Lo" - not for debating anything, just being agreeable with my fellow Patriots and endorsing keeping government out of pretty much everything.

Caught this glimpse of genius before I was banished, though:


: Don't worry, we'll fix it.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Vivoviparous posted:

Did internet detectivery reveal this guy to be a teabagger? Sounds like run of the mill dumb young Libertarian spew to me.

No. The difference between that guy and libertarians is that that guy legit wants to go back to at LEAST Jim Crow and would also be okay with slavery. He's actually a columnist at some white, christian nationalist site that promotes of agenda of "well, sure, we're all god's children but god, in his infinite wisdom, granted some of us with superior genetics (nudge nudge wink wink white people)"

Libertarianism, for all it's infantile faults, at least slaps a veneer of "well, of course we want everyone to be free, prosperous and control their own destiny; however, if someone is so poor that the only way to live is to sell himself and his family into slavery rather than starve, well, that's just the market working :smug:"

Even the Tea Party writ large just usually has an oversimplified view of race in America. I would argue that the vast majority of them don't want to go back to Jim Crow and definitely not slavery. They're just dumb, uneducated white people who are mad about rap music and affirmative action because they're dumb, uneducated and white.

This dude manages to be worse than mainstream libertarians and mainstream Teabaggers combined.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



HappilyDeranged posted:

Wow, you aren't kidding. She thinks gays are targeting the children of celebrities and conservative politicians and turning them into gay pod people or something.


Holy poo poo she's so close to figuring it out when she talks about being pro-gay marriage in order to get public support. "Guys I don't get it, why on earth would being a decent human being get supported by the general public?" :iiam:

It's because liberals are on average more likely to be intelligent and educated enough to become college professors :ssh:

Vivoviparous posted:

It's not, really. They're just too ignorant to tell.
Muslims are quite literally to the tea party what Jews were to the Nazis. The best part is that tea partiers don't even realize it.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

quote:


I find it morbidly hilarious that someone named Ronnie Coffin is screeching the Darwin-awards-level ignorance that 'condoms do NOT protect you.'



Also "since when do we send out kids to college to learn about sex?" Yes, heaven forbid people learn things at college.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Hazo posted:

It's because liberals are on average more likely to be intelligent and educated enough to become college professors :ssh:

And, inversely, people with educations and experience interacting with groups outside their own socio-racial-policial-cultural groups are less likely to be conservative.

You know how conservatives always rant about Hollywood and "liberal actors"? It's because actors/people in Hollywood live in a very diverse, tolerant area and are exposed to a lot of different cultures and viewpoints and whatnot and surprise, surprise that isn't such a bad, scary thing after all no matter how much Elmer Q. Honky from Hog Holler, Mississippibama thinks it is.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Crowsbeak posted:

I think they should be informed about this horrible location in Kansas.


I've always enjoyed its Yelp reviews.

The best one is the one-star review that just reads, "too many stairs".

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

C.C.C.P. posted:

Elmer Q. Honky from Hog Holler, Mississippibama

Did I miss this gimmick account?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Trichomoniasis != trichinosis, Ms. Coffin. Unless you were literally loving a pig, you didn't get trichinosis from sex.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AlbieQuirky posted:

Trichomoniasis != trichinosis, Ms. Coffin. Unless you were literally loving a pig, you didn't get trichinosis from sex.

He was right the first time :colbert:

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

C.C.C.P. posted:

And, inversely, people with educations and experience interacting with groups outside their own socio-racial-policial-cultural groups are less likely to be conservative.

You know how conservatives always rant about Hollywood and "liberal actors"? It's because actors/people in Hollywood live in a very diverse, tolerant area and are exposed to a lot of different cultures and viewpoints and whatnot and surprise, surprise that isn't such a bad, scary thing after all no matter how much Elmer Q. Honky from Hog Holler, Mississippibama thinks it is.

People with a wealth of knowledge and experience tend to think in a liberalized worldly manner. You can't afford to be 'conservative' (in the nationalistic sense) when there's so many different ways in which humanity operates to be aware of. To do so would be dishonesty with oneself of the highest (or lowest) order.

Fittingly, I think that George Orwell's essay on the subject of nationalism will help explain this mentality, and where it comes from even in more worldly and intellectual conservatives. (It is often a case of over-simplifying the world to a fault, and twisting it to fit the nationalist's lenses.) Have a read: http://orwell.ru/library/essays/nationalism/english/e_nat

quote:

Indifference to Reality. All nationalists have the power of not seeing resemblances between similar sets of facts. A British Tory will defend self-determination in Europe and oppose it in India with no feeling of inconsistency. Actions are held to be good or bad, not on their own merits, but according to who does them, and there is almost no kind of outrage — torture, the use of hostages, forced labour, mass deportations, imprisonment without trial, forgery, assassination, the bombing of civilians — which does not change its moral colour when it is committed by ‘our’ side.

Sound familiar? It should.

Also, this is loving hilarious:

quote:

(iii) Colour Feeling. The old-style contemptuous attitude towards ‘natives’ has been much weakened in England, and various pseudo-scientific theories emphasising the superiority of the white race have been abandoned(7). Among the intelligentsia, colour feeling only occurs in the transposed form, that is, as a belief in the innate superiority of the coloured races. This is now increasingly common among English intellectuals, probably resulting more often from masochism and sexual frustration than from contact with the Oriental and Negro nationalist movements. Even among those who do not feel strongly on the colour question, snobbery and imitation have a powerful influence. Almost any English intellectual would be scandalised by the claim that the white races are superior to the coloured, whereas the opposite claim would seem to him unexceptionable even if he disagreed with it. Nationalistic attachment to the coloured races is usually mixed up with the belief that their sex lives are superior, and there is a large underground mythology about the sexual prowess of Negroes.

Oh Orwell, you biting wit you. :allears:

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Mar 16, 2013

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
And now the scat porn is-a flowing. I repeat: The scat porn is-a flowing.

e: could some kind soul please send the IRC details to fredrik at goatse.cx

Odysseus S. Grant fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Mar 16, 2013

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Cathulhu posted:

And now the scat porn is-a flowing. I repeat: The scat porn is-a flowing.

What is wrong with my that my immediate thought when seeing this was 'I gotta see this poo poo!'

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