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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Frostwerks posted:

Where the gently caress is there a white sand beach at what looks like a reservoir lake? And why the gently caress does that bother me?

Northwest Florida. There's a tributary to a river I go kayaking down that has sand like that along the shores. Oh god. He could be in my city.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This looks like a better version of Smallville. Or the porn version. Might be the same thing.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Yeah, I put that truck up there with muh bare hands.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Megaspel posted:

How did he get the ball to bounce at the right time and take the photo?

He must have had help. :stare:

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

cobalt impurity posted:

He must have had help. :stare:

You've now made me imagine a nightmare universe where Andy (from Toy Story) grows into a giant creeper as an adult and owns realdolls. Thanks a lot, jerk.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Frostwerks posted:

Where the gently caress is there a white sand beach at what looks like a reservoir lake? And why the gently caress does that bother me?

All you have to do to make a white sand beach at a freshwater lake is to dump a bunch of white sand on the lake shore. There's a big public one at Lake George, NY, called "Million Dollar Beach" because it is supposedly made of a million dollars worth of white sand, and there are a lot of smaller private beaches, too.

That beach is just ask fake as those dolls, and it bothers you because your brain doesn't want to deal with the drat dolls.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

grumplestiltzkin posted:

You've now made me imagine a nightmare universe where Andy (from Toy Story) grows into a giant creeper as an adult and owns realdolls. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make it stop! :gonk:

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

grumplestiltzkin posted:

You've now made me imagine a nightmare universe where Andy (from Toy Story) grows into a giant creeper as an adult and owns realdolls. Thanks a lot, jerk.

And they come to life when no one else is around.

But no hijinks ensue. They just weep.

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Megaspel posted:

How did he get the ball to bounce at the right time and take the photo?

It's a giant ball floating out in the lake.

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Pic description says the cat's name is Money. :3:

Beef Hardcheese
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT




VVV Edit: No idea, it just showed up on my Facebook feed earlier today. VVV

Beef Hardcheese has a new favorite as of 22:19 on Mar 17, 2013

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

... is that the guy from Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time? Has he moved on to after-dinner hygiene?

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
I am reminded of Brandon Hardesty's classic EXTREME TOOTHBRUSHING.

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

cobalt impurity posted:

He must have had help. :stare:

I've been looking for it for a day now but the original set of images came from a 4chan thread, but in it there is a picture of the guy that made the dolls.

And his wife.

And two children.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

I hope this is from an OKCupid profile, and if his name isn't something like Wrench Strongnads I will be very saddened.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Simon Draskovic posted:



VVV Edit: No idea, it just showed up on my Facebook feed earlier today. VVV

Just seems like a less funny ripoff of this to me. :colbert:

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I hope this is from an OKCupid profile, and if his name isn't something like Wrench Strongnads I will be very saddened.

His name is Chest Treetruck.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Cuchulain posted:

His name is Chest Treetruck.

Is this where everyone starts posting Space Mutiny names? I think that happens every time the picture is posted.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

TheModernAmerican posted:

I've been looking for it for a day now but the original set of images came from a 4chan thread, but in it there is a picture of the guy that made the dolls.

And his wife.

And two children.

Timg'd for big pictures.







(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mpyro
Feb 9, 2003

'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom
What the gently caress.

RentCavalier
Jul 10, 2008

by T. Finninho
I don't think this thread was closed long enough.

Or...or...I just don't.

I don't think anything at all anymore.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
let's stop freaking out over a 4chan thread and start posting more funny pictures

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
someone let seaman out of his tank!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Segmentation Fault posted:

let's stop freaking out over a 4chan thread and start posting more funny pictures

Yes, we should be reveling in the time-honoured tradition of dudes pretending to have enormous weiners.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Memento1979 posted:

Yes, we should be reveling in the time-honoured tradition of dudes pretending to have enormous weiners.



War. War never changes.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Memento1979 posted:

Yes, we should be reveling in the time-honoured tradition of dudes pretending to have enormous weiners.



Now let's get antiquitous with our weapon-phallic metaphors.



Warning, rather large (but not the penises).

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
So many penises artfully hidden (or at least partially hidden) by bits of cape or scabbards or what have you, but then there's that dude tying his sandals with his dong in plain sight. What was even the point of all those hidden dongs then?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Took this tonight

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Christoff posted:

Took this tonight



So?

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG

Christoff posted:

Took this tonight


You should give it back.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Christoff posted:

Took this tonight



Is, uhhh, is that t-shirt meant for a smaller person? Like a child, maybe? It takes on a different meaning when it's XL.

E: Or L or even M I am not saying he's fat and therefore worthless I'm saying he is not small and therefore the shirt means the opposite of what it should mean.

Krinkle has a new favorite as of 16:28 on Mar 18, 2013

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Krinkle posted:

Is, uhhh, is that t-shirt meant for a smaller person? Like a child, maybe? It takes on a different meaning when it's XL.

E: Or L or even M I am not saying he's fat and therefore worthless I'm saying he is not small and therefore the shirt means the opposite of what it should mean.

On the back is Yoda next to a "You must be this tall" sign.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Maybe he's not wearing pants and you can see his junk?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Are there eyeballs on the front of the log-thing he's riding in?

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
I think it's supposed to be a cartoon deer motif or something. It's a Disney ride after all.

Feats of Strength
Feb 9, 2012

Man, If god told me to sacrifice my son I'd tell
him to fuck off.

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

DontMockMySmock posted:

So many penises artfully hidden (or at least partially hidden) by bits of cape or scabbards or what have you, but then there's that dude tying his sandals with his dong in plain sight. What was even the point of all those hidden dongs then?

The artist was probably just bad at painting penises. It's the ancient equivalent of the modern "hide the hands because we suck at drawing those" syndrome.

SheepNameKiller has a new favorite as of 19:12 on Mar 18, 2013

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

SheepNameKiller posted:

The artist was probably just bad at painting penises. It's the ancient equivalent of the modern "hide the hands because we suck at drawing those" syndrome.

Rob Liefield's great-great grand daddy.

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schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

Christoff posted:

Took this tonight



I have no idea what the joke is this, but I'm drawn to the magical blue sparkling splashing water.
Is that added in to the photo afterwards, or does Disney have some sort of magic water they use in their flume ride?

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