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Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind


And they've gone full Godwin.

Some serious :ironicat: in the comments, as always.

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HappilyDeranged
Mar 17, 2009
You would think that this guy must be a troll, and maybe he is, but he's been around for a while. Either way, gotta love that creative spelling of "cojones."

gatesealer
Apr 9, 2011

They really think you're bothering to photoshop their comments?

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
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I just realized its the 20th. Everyone's checks should be in the mail.

If you don't receive yours by the end of the week PLATINUM ACCESS REQUIRED.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.
I feel like I've been singled out. Now I understand how Sally Fields could be proud and humble at the same time.




Edit: Oh my God, I Photoshopped their comments!

Blackajack
Aug 5, 2012

Ottakringer Helles


mds2 posted:

I just realized its the 20th. Everyone's checks should be in the mail.

If you don't receive yours by the end of the week PLATINUM ACCESS REQUIRED.

My application was just approved yesterday. Will I still receive payment on schedule?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
My god, PhotoShop isn't even the right tool for the job. Dump the html, edit the comment and screenshot that.

It's like these idiots have never been payed good bisondollars to defame republicans in their life.

Leave it to the experts, TPC.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

gatesealer posted:

They really think you're bothering to photoshop their comments?

I like to think its a good sign. If they think the comments are bad, then it means they feel at least a little shame about the worst things being said.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Joe Jameson trying to do the Harlem Shake is the worst thing I've seen so far. Worse than gay porn/gore/other stuff. Spreading the video would be one way to knock that fad silly.

I need to get back to my Iron Sheik/Hank Hill posting. I need to conjure up some inspiration :v:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


ikanreed posted:

My god, PhotoShop isn't even the right tool for the job. Dump the html, edit the comment and screenshot that.

It's like these idiots have never been payed good bisondollars to defame republicans in their life.

Leave it to the experts, TPC.

Your Bisondollars are in the mail.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.
Big Announcement at TPC:
Tim Jr. has been coding his heart out, working up TPCv2.0 Update (also known as FB 1.1). I especially like how they are going directly from Beta to 2.0. Oh wait – they are skipping 2.0 and going directly to the Update of 2.0.

You should check it out here - https://www.teapartycommunity.com/announcement/view/id_47/
It’s mostly a text wall, but here some screen shots:

The new look


Tim explains how porn can be downrated by the members (note that this requires that the members all play Rate the Smut):


My favorite feature – “like” has been expanded! You can now also be “angered”, “worried”, even “prayed”. Tim is my new Hero.


Members now can build up Reputation and Level Up, I assume by scoring comment hit points (and of course, with Real Dollar$):


Tim explains new methodology for Mods -note how Pink Tea Patriot now has a field for Type of Offense where where she can enter “Firm Boobies”:


There is even an attempt at transparency in Moderation, which shows Squealers


I can see how this could turn into a whole new game. Thanks, Tim, for the new MMO!

tselatyjr
Feb 11, 2013

Gobbles??

Wet and ready posted:

Big Announcement at TPC:
Tim Jr. has been coding his heart out, working up TPCv2.0 Update (also known as FB 1.1). I especially like how they are going directly from Beta to 2.0. Oh wait – they are skipping 2.0 and going directly to the Update of 2.0.

You should check it out here - https://www.teapartycommunity.com/announcement/view/id_47/
It’s mostly a text wall, but here some screen shots:

The new look


Tim explains how porn can be downrated by the members (note that this requires that the members all play Rate the Smut):


My favorite feature – “like” has been expanded! You can now also be “angered”, “worried”, even “prayed”. Tim is my new Hero.




Members now can build up Reputation and Level Up, I assume by scoring comment hit points (and of course, with Real Dollar$):


Tim explains new methodology for Mods -note how Pink Tea Patriot now has a field for Type of Offense where where she can enter “Firm Boobies”:


There is even an attempt at transparency in Moderation, which shows Squealers


I can see how this could turn into a whole new game. Thanks, Tim, for the new MMO!

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Meeting tonight on IRC, PM me for details. If you want to keep getting your Soros checks get on. Financials will be discussed as well as new op plans.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.
Joe is back, with new weapons.

It looks like his strategy is to Out the Trolls by leaving their poopdicks on his wall.



Mensa, es verdad!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

CommieGIR posted:

Meeting tonight on IRC, PM me for details. If you want to keep getting your Soros checks get on. Financials will be discussed as well as new op plans.

Agent XY will be there and tell us about what he found out about the TPC donations.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


CommieGIR posted:

Meeting tonight on IRC, PM me for details. If you want to keep getting your Soros checks get on. Financials will be discussed as well as new op plans.



I think they're on to me.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Wet and ready posted:

Joe is back, with new weapons.

It looks like his strategy is to Out the Trolls by leaving their poopdicks on his wall.



Mensa, es verdad!

Hahaha, he thinks he brought undue pressure. Joe you're not the special snowflake you think you are.

Fill Baptismal
Dec 15, 2008
God it's pathetic how smug they get over finding an obvious troll. Hey guys I think this "Freedom Wizard" account may be a troll. A+ detective skills Tom.

E: I think they're truly unaware of how many trolls there are on that site. We're probably the single largest voting bloc. This rating system is going to be great.

Fill Baptismal fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Mar 20, 2013

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

Hey Timmy, welcome back!

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

The funny thing is that you think that this discourages us.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

themrguy posted:

God it's pathetic how smug they get over finding an obvious troll. Hey guys I think this "Freedom Wizard" account may be a troll. A+ detective skills Tom.







romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 23:48 on May 27, 2013

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

Please tell: Are you for real or just one of Tim Selaty's personas?

Does he wear a wig when he's "Mommy"?

How does it feel to cheat all those gullible people?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

Hey Tim, how about we all try to have another truce? We promise to play nice. :toot:

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009
I doubt he's going to reply to any questions. He just wanted to show that he's still reading the thread, and gloat over giving us a new (probably equally badly programmed) toy to break.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Wet and ready posted:

You can now also be “angered”

So is anyone planning to remake Giant Ball of Pure Rage?

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

fool_of_sound posted:

So is anyone planning to remake Giant Ball of Pure Rage?

Re-reformed Chief Rageball.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

I don't really like pay2win games, Tim.

Also, I don't think PTP is real, I don't like all these NPC's you're implementing!

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



harlequin baby posted:

Hey Tim, how about we all try to have another truce? We promise to play nice. :toot:
Seconding this, it would be interesting for you guys to actually honour a truce for more than 5 minutes. That was with us ignoring the multiple ways the agreement was changed.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Just a reminder that Tim Selaty Jr is a fabrication of Tim Selaty. If he was real he would have shown us the birth certificate already.

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

I Fought The Mom posted:

Just a reminder that Tim Selaty Jr is a fabrication of Tim Selaty. If he was real he would have shown us the birth certificate already.

I'm not saying he was born in Kenya, I'm just saying he hasn't proved he wasn't born in Kenya

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

Where is the birth certificate Tim. We want to see it to prove that there really is a Jr!

tselatyjr
Feb 11, 2013

Gobbles??

Cosmik Debris posted:

I'm not saying he was born in Kenya, I'm just saying he hasn't proved he wasn't born in Kenya

In west Arizona born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys from goons, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood...

tselatyjr fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 20, 2013

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

tselatyjr posted:

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys from SA, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood...

You're old and pretend to be a 20 year old on the internet.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

tselatyjr posted:

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys from SA, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood...

So how does it feel to be 22, living in your parent's basement, and scamming old people out of their money?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

tselatyjr posted:

In west Arizona born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of goons, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood...

Fixed that for you. There's a perfectly good word for us that wouldn't butcher the rhythm. :colbert:

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

tselatyjr posted:

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys from SA, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood...

You hosed up the metre. Can't you people do anything right?

godammit.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

djw175 posted:

So how does it feel to be 22, living in your parent's basement, and scamming old people out of their money?

On the other hand, good job choosing some of the least sympathetic people in the entire nation to scam!

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

tselatyjr posted:

In west Arizona born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys from goons, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood...

This is the saddest thing I've read all month.

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C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

tselatyjr posted:

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys from SA, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood...

You're old and also pretend to be your wife on the internet.

Hey "Tim Jr.", can you ask your "mom" why "she" paid a sizable license fee for use of the painting she has in her avatar just to use it on some dumb site no one cares about? "She" insists "she" did but we know better. ;)

By the way, I started loving with your site back in November/December and remember when there was only Tim Selaty. No Jr., No Sr., No Pink Tea Patriot. I, more than anyone else, know how absolutely full of poo poo you are about your "family" being involved. Why are you sockpuppeting the website that YOU YOURSELF own?

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