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tut
Nov 4, 2004

I think it's a much bigger get than Anthony Hopkins. Hopkins is great, but this is Robert loving Redford.

Who might he be playing?

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

tut posted:

I think it's a much bigger get than Anthony Hopkins. Hopkins is great, but this is Robert loving Redford.

Who might he be playing?

The article says a higher up in SHIELD, so it could be an original character.

Dauher
Jul 22, 2007
The man from not near.
Maybe he'll be White Nick Fury.

The Riddle of Feel
Feb 2, 2013

Aren't they doing that in the comics, now? There's a Black Nick Fury who's White Nick Fury's son, I think. I quit following them a while ago.

I'm kind of hoping they say that Samuel L. Jackson is Robert Redford's son and just roll with it.

thebardyspoon
Jun 30, 2005
Could he not be old Dum Dum Dugan or something? Can't remember if he died.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



He lived. I suppose it's possible, but I would bet more on an original character.

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
I think he'll be the US President or some sort of politician.

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...
Maybe he's old Bucky? I know it says he works for SHIELD, but maybe he's undercover or something.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm pretty sure he'll be Batroc.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Starsnostars posted:

I think he'll be the US President or some sort of politician.

"No one wants a cowboy actor in the White House."

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Starsnostars posted:

I think he'll be the US President or some sort of politician.

So is this in canon with Watchmen?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Officer Farva posted:

Maybe he's old Bucky?

I can absolutely promise you that this is not going to happen. I'm not sure if I want to tell you why and ruin your obliviousness.

thebardyspoon
Jun 30, 2005
Maybe he'll be playing Dell Rusk, US congressman.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

Dauher posted:

Maybe he'll be White Nick Fury.

No, they are saving that for Hasselhoff.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
Maybe they'll be following the comic's story thread of SHIELD turning out to be secretly controlled by HYDRA. It would actually be pretty in-line with some of the stuff we saw in Avengers with Fury's superiors seeming to be huge douchebags. So, I'm calling shaving his head and being Strucker.

Fishylungs
Jan 12, 2008
Man, Strucker or Dell Rusk would both work for me. The real question is how quick will people catch on to Dell Rusk's name?

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Well, really quickly now that you've hinted us on it. :colbert:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Other than Loki, how many villains have made repeat performances in the MFU?

It's loving Batroc.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

BrianWilly posted:

Well, really quickly now that you've hinted us on it. :colbert:

Dell Rusk is an anagram.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Timeless Appeal posted:

Maybe they'll be following the comic's story thread of SHIELD turning out to be secretly controlled by HYDRA. It would actually be pretty in-line with some of the stuff we saw in Avengers with Fury's superiors seeming to be huge douchebags. So, I'm calling shaving his head and being Strucker.

That would work well, one of the major things that bothered me about Avengers was that there was an anonymous council that had the power to decide to nuke NYC. Like the tapping of every single phone in the world matching for a vocal or facial match to Loki bugged the hell out of me too, but seemed like something any spy agency with the power to do so, would do, even if I don't think they should. But a shadowy cabal being able to order nuclear strikes on one of the most densely populated cities in the world strikes a different level.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Rhyno posted:

Other than Loki, how many villains have made repeat performances in the MFU?

It's loving Batroc.

Robert Redford's going to play a character who's two most defining traits are that he's French and an olympic level athlete?

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

I can't wait to entertain you.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Dell Rusk is an anagram.

Yeah, but not many people remember the obscure Cap enemy the Sled Lurk. Sure he hid in the shadows and only came out to steal sleds from kids, but he WAS created by Kirby after all.

Buddington
Feb 20, 2010

Teek posted:

Yeah, but not many people remember the obscure Cap enemy the Sled Lurk. Sure he hid in the shadows and only came out to steal sleds from kids, but he WAS created by Kirby after all.

It's too bad with all the movie rights issues that we won't be able to have Charles Kane in Avengers 2...

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Dell Rusk is an anagram.

Skrulled. He was replaced by a Skrull shapeshifter, obviously.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Maybe he'll just be Cap's baby brother.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Dell "Dubya" Rusk.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dan Didio posted:

Robert Redford's going to play a character who's two most defining traits are that he's French and an olympic level athlete?

Yeah. He'll probably be Modok.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Rhyno posted:

Yeah. He'll probably be Modok.

If they actually did this, I would totally be on board and so would you.

Roman
Aug 8, 2002

Funny that these porn parodies make better superhero outfits than major studios. Both links should be safe for work.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/61620 - Wonder Woman
http://www.vaughnonmovies.com/2012/07/the-best-batman-and-catwoman-costumes-youll-never-see - Dark Knight XXX

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011
Why do nerds get such hard ons for awful looking fake costumes

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The Born Approx. posted:

Why do nerds get such hard ons for awful looking fake costumes

Literally, in this case.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I still really like that Catwoman porn costume, and if you just put some loving pants on her that Wonder Woman one is streets ahead of the one they had in the actual Wonder Woman pilot from a year back.

E: What they had her in in the CW pilot, for reference-

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

The Born Approx. posted:

Why do nerds get such hard ons for awful looking fake costumes

I think it says something when porn costumes aren't that far removed from what heroines usually wear

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Yonic Symbolism posted:

I think it says something when porn costumes aren't that far removed from what heroines usually wear

The latest episode of Arrow had the huntress infiltrate a strip club by using her traditional comic costume as a stripper outfit which is, of course, oddly appropriate.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




omg chael crash posted:

The latest episode of Arrow had the huntress infiltrate a strip club by using her traditional comic costume as a stripper outfit which is, of course, oddly appropriate.

You mean this one?

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Yes, and they even had her burst through a paper gong.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Oh Jesus, Vaughn on Movies! I'd forgotten all about that dumb bastard. Anyone remember the name of or have a link to that thread about his poo poo?

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

The Born Approx. posted:

Why do nerds get such hard ons for awful looking fake costumes

I don't think any of the three look particularly bad. The Batman costume has a nice Arkham Asylum/City paramilitary vibe without going full-tilt realism, and it doesn't quite look like a rubber suit.

I do hope any Batman movie in the future keeps the two piece cowl from TDK, the unmovable neck really does stick out like a sore thumb now.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I hope they go in the complete opposite direction and that the next Batman movie has a costume that actually looks like some fabric is involved. Here's a fun test, if you take off the cowl, is the costume still recognizable as Batman? Bale's Batsuit just looks like some generic paramilitary Halo armor to me. You have to really be looking to even tell that there's a little bat on his chest and it's virtually never visible in the movies themselves.

It'll never happen, of course.

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Yawgmoft
Nov 15, 2004
Any alternate source for that ant footage?

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