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Hollow Hills
Jan 27, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post

McSpanky posted:

No poo poo, this show's sex scenes blow softcore (and let's be honest, most hardcore) out of the water. More than a few have left me wondering how they're filmed without the actors just actually loving. It boggles mind.

I think it was Mickey Rourke or Billy Bob Thornton who said a long time ago that the unspoken truth is that a lot of the time they really are having sex, at least in the movies, I don't know if it's the same for TV.

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Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Spartacus style gets a big thumbs up in my house.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Hollow Hills posted:

I think it was Mickey Rourke or Billy Bob Thornton who said a long time ago that the unspoken truth is that a lot of the time they really are having sex, at least in the movies, I don't know if it's the same for TV.

No they're really not, i'm sure whoever said that was joking.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No one in their right mind would have sex with Mickey Rourke.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I assume Tiberius would, if he thought it was beneficial. Or tactical.

Hollow Hills
Jan 27, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I phrased that wrong, it was sex in that penis was on/in vagina, but they weren't actively trying to get off. I'm pretty sure it was Rourke in 9 1/2 Weeks era, but it may have been Billy Bob. Nowadays in film even for the most explicit scenes you'll have a body double stand in who won't mind actual penis to vagina contact so they can get the really explicit shots without seeing a body patch covering their junk.

Robert Analog
Feb 16, 2008

shyah

Mans posted:

No one in their right mind would have sex with Mickey Rourke.

There was a rumor that Lisa Bonet was actually having sex with Mickey Rourke in Angel Heart. That was a long time ago when he was still handsome and it may have been debunked.

Science
Jun 28, 2006
. . .

Conquistador posted:

I assume Tiberius would, if he thought it was beneficial. Or tactical.

Or non-consensual.

Mistikman
Jan 21, 2001

I was born ready. I'm Ron Fucking Swanson.

Science posted:

Or non-consensual.

Well that is sort of a given.

LLJKSiLk
Jul 7, 2005

by Athanatos

Mistikman posted:

Well that is sort of a given.

Gods forbid his horse bucks him off. "HOLD DOWN THE HORSE!" *Whips out already erect penis*

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





LLJKSiLk posted:

Gods forbid his horse bucks him off. "HOLD DOWN THE HORSE!" *Whips out already erect penis*

Ah the reverse Mr Hands.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Robert Analog posted:

There was a rumor that Lisa Bonet was actually having sex with Mickey Rourke in Angel Heart. That was a long time ago when he was still handsome and it may have been debunked.

Yeah after his 80s film career he had a drive to get back into boxing with predictable face results.

Scuzzywuffit
Feb 5, 2012

Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Scuzzywuffit posted:

Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

I think I could watch this all day.

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug

Scuzzywuffit posted:

Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

Haha, that is awesome. Every video I see makes me want to hang out with them more and more.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

calandryll posted:

Haha, that is awesome. Every video I see makes me want to hang out with them more and more.

Or just make a real world reality show using the whole cast, except they have to stay in character.

Someone makes the mistake of trying to fight Crixus on the boardwalk or Tiberius gets sucker punched after trying to steal someones drink at the bar.

Hollow Hills
Jan 27, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I really hope there's going to be a spin off for Caesar or Crassus, Starz has absolutely gently caress all else anybody will watch and they've already got all the set pieces for a really nice First Triumvirate era show.

Make it so, Starz.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
We don't have Starz here. What other shows do they have goin on?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Nothing good

There's an upcoming Leonardo Da Vinci drama that looks interesting, but it will probably be crap.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

All I want after this episode is for tiberius to get the worst ending this show can come up with. Which is definitely saying something.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Mu Zeta posted:

Nothing good

There's an upcoming Leonardo Da Vinci drama that looks interesting, but it will probably be crap.

Didn't they have a King Arthur thing going on? Did it end up not good as well?

Sober
Nov 19, 2011

First touch: Life.
Second touch: Dead again. Forever.
Pretty sure that got canceled and not even Eva Green('s tits) could save that show. Even the chick that played Guinevere was something.

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011

Zzulu posted:

Didn't they have a King Arthur thing going on? Did it end up not good as well?

It was so poo poo Purefoy quit after the first episode or something.

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Sober posted:

Pretty sure that got canceled and not even Eva Green('s tits) could save that show.

That's a bold statement, because I thought for sure Eva Green's tits could fix anything.

Officer Sandvich
Feb 14, 2010
Boss was great. But no one watched it.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
I remember that show (Camelot, I mean, not Boss), the writing dragged its feet most of the time and the actor playing Arthur couldn't sell the role. The thread had a running joke that he would die and his brother would assume his name and throne. Purefoy's character would have been a good antagonist for the first season but they decided to kill him off in the first or second episode, so there was no driving force behind the story.

Also, the show was way too expensive. I think each episode cost 6 or 7 million, probably about the same as Game of Thrones but remember HBO has a lot more money to toss at productions than Starz.

edit: clarified something.

As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Mar 30, 2013

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006
Starz also has Magic City which is a fairly good 60s period drama set in a Miami casino/hotel.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Still not recovered from the last episode. I want Tiberius to be killed in a humiliating fashion, where he makes a speech in front if everyone and tries to pull the 'at least I will fall at the hands of Spartacus' and Spartacus goes 'nah meet my German friend with a hammer and a hatred for limbs.'

Sober
Nov 19, 2011

First touch: Life.
Second touch: Dead again. Forever.
Actually I would love to see Tiberius either have an arm ripped off and then beat to death with it, or someone literally tears him in half with his bare hands.

Fragmented
Oct 7, 2003

I'm not ready =(

So i keep thinking i won't laugh like an idiot when i see the beginning of that blooper reel, but then "He is a princess." happens and i lose it every time.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fragmented posted:

So i keep thinking i won't laugh like an idiot when i see the beginning of that blooper reel, but then "He is a princess." happens and i lose it every time.

I hope some sort of longer blooper reel gets released with the Blue Ray, the whole cast is hilarious off camera.

Science
Jun 28, 2006
. . .
The only appropriate way for Tiberius to die is if he gets castrated and raped with his own little Tiberius.

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011

Officer Sandvich posted:

Boss was great. But no one watched it.

It was great save for the chick that played Grammer's daughter. She single handily ruined that show with her horrid acting.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sober posted:

Actually I would love to see Tiberius either have an arm ripped off and then beat to death with it, or someone literally tears him in half with his bare hands.

Or least spend the whole hour with Lugo chases Tiberius around with his maul in slow Sparta-motion.

I imagine Tiberius would punish his troops with a unique twist on decimation if they perform poorly again, 1/10 soldiers gets taken to the saw horse.

Scuzzywuffit
Feb 5, 2012

etalian posted:

Or least spend the whole hour with Lugo chases Tiberius around with his maul in slow Sparta-motion.


I'd take either slow Sparta-motion or a sped-up Scooby Doo chase scene with them running in and out of various tents, possibly set to Yakety Sax.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Another cast goofing off video from the original season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpIl99fyevs

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Scuzzywuffit posted:

Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

I had a productive night ahead of me. I am now spending it just watching that video.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

That makes me miss Varro

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jerkface posted:

That makes me miss Varro

he had so many hilarious parts in the gag reel but I liked his slapstick humor for when he failed the obstacle course scene.

Plus it had lots Manu Bennett goodness such as the piss porridge joke.

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Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !
Anyone hating on Naevia is missing the point; she's basically a Lady Macbeth figure to replace Lucretia. All of Crixus' terrible life choices originate with his good lady friend, without fail. That's how drama is made, you don't have to like it,

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