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McSpanky posted:No poo poo, this show's sex scenes blow softcore (and let's be honest, most hardcore) out of the water. More than a few have left me wondering how they're filmed without the actors just actually loving. It boggles mind. I think it was Mickey Rourke or Billy Bob Thornton who said a long time ago that the unspoken truth is that a lot of the time they really are having sex, at least in the movies, I don't know if it's the same for TV.
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Spartacus style gets a big thumbs up in my house.
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Hollow Hills posted:I think it was Mickey Rourke or Billy Bob Thornton who said a long time ago that the unspoken truth is that a lot of the time they really are having sex, at least in the movies, I don't know if it's the same for TV. No they're really not, i'm sure whoever said that was joking.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 06:21 |
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No one in their right mind would have sex with Mickey Rourke.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 06:25 |
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I assume Tiberius would, if he thought it was beneficial. Or tactical.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 06:29 |
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I phrased that wrong, it was sex in that penis was on/in vagina, but they weren't actively trying to get off. I'm pretty sure it was Rourke in 9 1/2 Weeks era, but it may have been Billy Bob. Nowadays in film even for the most explicit scenes you'll have a body double stand in who won't mind actual penis to vagina contact so they can get the really explicit shots without seeing a body patch covering their junk.
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Mans posted:No one in their right mind would have sex with Mickey Rourke. There was a rumor that Lisa Bonet was actually having sex with Mickey Rourke in Angel Heart. That was a long time ago when he was still handsome and it may have been debunked.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 10:47 |
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Conquistador posted:I assume Tiberius would, if he thought it was beneficial. Or tactical. Or non-consensual.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 11:22 |
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Science posted:Or non-consensual. Well that is sort of a given.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 13:29 |
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Mistikman posted:Well that is sort of a given. Gods forbid his horse bucks him off. "HOLD DOWN THE HORSE!" *Whips out already erect penis*
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LLJKSiLk posted:Gods forbid his horse bucks him off. "HOLD DOWN THE HORSE!" *Whips out already erect penis* Ah the reverse Mr Hands.
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Robert Analog posted:There was a rumor that Lisa Bonet was actually having sex with Mickey Rourke in Angel Heart. That was a long time ago when he was still handsome and it may have been debunked. Yeah after his 80s film career he had a drive to get back into boxing with predictable face results.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 16:19 |
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Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 18:24 |
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Scuzzywuffit posted:Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead: I think I could watch this all day.
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Scuzzywuffit posted:Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead: Haha, that is awesome. Every video I see makes me want to hang out with them more and more.
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calandryll posted:Haha, that is awesome. Every video I see makes me want to hang out with them more and more. Or just make a real world reality show using the whole cast, except they have to stay in character. Someone makes the mistake of trying to fight Crixus on the boardwalk or Tiberius gets sucker punched after trying to steal someones drink at the bar.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 21:04 |
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I really hope there's going to be a spin off for Caesar or Crassus, Starz has absolutely gently caress all else anybody will watch and they've already got all the set pieces for a really nice First Triumvirate era show. Make it so, Starz.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 21:53 |
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We don't have Starz here. What other shows do they have goin on?
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 22:23 |
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Nothing good There's an upcoming Leonardo Da Vinci drama that looks interesting, but it will probably be crap.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 22:24 |
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All I want after this episode is for tiberius to get the worst ending this show can come up with. Which is definitely saying something.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 22:43 |
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Mu Zeta posted:Nothing good Didn't they have a King Arthur thing going on? Did it end up not good as well?
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 22:52 |
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Pretty sure that got canceled and not even Eva Green('s tits) could save that show. Even the chick that played Guinevere was something.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 22:56 |
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Zzulu posted:Didn't they have a King Arthur thing going on? Did it end up not good as well? It was so poo poo Purefoy quit after the first episode or something.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 22:56 |
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Sober posted:Pretty sure that got canceled and not even Eva Green('s tits) could save that show. That's a bold statement, because I thought for sure Eva Green's tits could fix anything.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 23:35 |
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Boss was great. But no one watched it.
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# ? Mar 29, 2013 23:41 |
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I remember that show (Camelot, I mean, not Boss), the writing dragged its feet most of the time and the actor playing Arthur couldn't sell the role. The thread had a running joke that he would die and his brother would assume his name and throne. Purefoy's character would have been a good antagonist for the first season but they decided to kill him off in the first or second episode, so there was no driving force behind the story. Also, the show was way too expensive. I think each episode cost 6 or 7 million, probably about the same as Game of Thrones but remember HBO has a lot more money to toss at productions than Starz. edit: clarified something. As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Mar 30, 2013 |
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Starz also has Magic City which is a fairly good 60s period drama set in a Miami casino/hotel.
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 01:40 |
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Still not recovered from the last episode. I want Tiberius to be killed in a humiliating fashion, where he makes a speech in front if everyone and tries to pull the 'at least I will fall at the hands of Spartacus' and Spartacus goes 'nah meet my German friend with a hammer and a hatred for limbs.'
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 02:02 |
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Actually I would love to see Tiberius either have an arm ripped off and then beat to death with it, or someone literally tears him in half with his bare hands.
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 02:03 |
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So i keep thinking i won't laugh like an idiot when i see the beginning of that blooper reel, but then "He is a princess." happens and i lose it every time.
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Fragmented posted:So i keep thinking i won't laugh like an idiot when i see the beginning of that blooper reel, but then "He is a princess." happens and i lose it every time. I hope some sort of longer blooper reel gets released with the Blue Ray, the whole cast is hilarious off camera.
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 02:45 |
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The only appropriate way for Tiberius to die is if he gets castrated and raped with his own little Tiberius.
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Officer Sandvich posted:Boss was great. But no one watched it. It was great save for the chick that played Grammer's daughter. She single handily ruined that show with her horrid acting.
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Sober posted:Actually I would love to see Tiberius either have an arm ripped off and then beat to death with it, or someone literally tears him in half with his bare hands. Or least spend the whole hour with Lugo chases Tiberius around with his maul in slow Sparta-motion. I imagine Tiberius would punish his troops with a unique twist on decimation if they perform poorly again, 1/10 soldiers gets taken to the saw horse.
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etalian posted:Or least spend the whole hour with Lugo chases Tiberius around with his maul in slow Sparta-motion. I'd take either slow Sparta-motion or a sped-up Scooby Doo chase scene with them running in and out of various tents, possibly set to Yakety Sax.
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# ? Mar 30, 2013 15:25 |
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Another cast goofing off video from the original season: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpIl99fyevs
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# ? Mar 31, 2013 02:47 |
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Scuzzywuffit posted:Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead: I had a productive night ahead of me. I am now spending it just watching that video.
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# ? Mar 31, 2013 03:21 |
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That makes me miss Varro
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# ? Mar 31, 2013 03:21 |
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Jerkface posted:That makes me miss Varro he had so many hilarious parts in the gag reel but I liked his slapstick humor for when he failed the obstacle course scene. Plus it had lots Manu Bennett goodness such as the piss porridge joke.
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# ? Mar 31, 2013 03:52 |
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Anyone hating on Naevia is missing the point; she's basically a Lady Macbeth figure to replace Lucretia. All of Crixus' terrible life choices originate with his good lady friend, without fail. That's how drama is made, you don't have to like it,
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