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You need to keep that up randomly for a few weeks, and if anyone questions your devotion to Easter, throw Jesus in their face.
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Aww that's cool. Too bad Phyllis White can't even accept someone being nice without being being paranoid and tossing out a few backhanded insults. We're actually very nice people, Phyllis... it's simply that most of us have enough life experience to realize that hateful bigots trying to drag our country backwards (like tea partiers) are deserving of mockery, especially when it comes from such an easy target that's clearly a moneymaking scam. Love how Cheri comes so close to mentioning that one of the reasons for the high standard of living in Hawaii is because they have socialized health care.
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I thought Phyllis was our friend with the vaginal probe avatar who disappeared? Or is that another tpcer?
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I deleted the account, no trolling with it. I have enough deep covers to do that whenever I want. I personally couldn't bring myself to be mean with the Easter Bunny.
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Apr 1, 2013 11:19
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If only they had more life experience they'd be as racist, homophobic and bigoted as us 
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That's adorable. I hope y'all have some surprises in store for April the first. Gloves come off yodirtycajun posted:I deleted the account, no trolling with it. I have enough deep covers to do that whenever I want. I personally couldn't bring myself to be mean with the Easter Bunny. How did you not pick Easter Island for location? 
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Apr 1, 2013 12:06
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Alan Smithee posted:How did you not pick Easter Island for location? gently caress.
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Hazo posted:Aww that's cool. Too bad Phyllis White can't even accept someone being nice without being being paranoid and tossing out a few backhanded insults. We're actually very nice people, Phyllis... it's simply that most of us have enough life experience to realize that hateful bigots trying to drag our country backwards (like tea partiers) are deserving of mockery, especially when it comes from such an easy target that's clearly a moneymaking scam. Not to mention that we offered to stop trolling the site if you promised to stop banning people who disagree with you (and who are often more polite that you guys are). Your users voted to ban us. Admit it: you aren't actually interested in civil discussion, you're only interested in only speaking to people who agree with you. Want my opinion? It's because you guys, as a whole, have terrible self-esteem. Being proven wrong damages your self-image (righteous Christian American doing the righteous American Christian thing) because you've never learned that admitting a mistake or changing your opinion does not in any way diminish you, and because you've never learned to deal appropriately with mental duress, you act as a child would: you angrily lash out, then run away from or ignore the source of your angst (we'll make our own Facebook so we don't have to face reality!). It isn't that we're rude, it's that you have very thin skin. My offer is still open, by the way: if a single TPC member comes here and makes a structured, logical argument for any non-religious tea party stance based in empirical evidence from credible news sources (anything short of a blog, youtube video, or Drudge) or expert (non-talking head/blogger/reporter) opinions, and I cannot prove that your information or conclusions are incorrect, I will stop trolling your site AND change my avatar to "A TEA PARTIER OUT-DEBATED ME" for at least 6 months  .
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Apr 1, 2013 15:26
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fool_of_sound posted:Not to mention that we offered to stop trolling the site if you promised to stop banning people who disagree with you (and who are often more polite that you guys are). Your users voted to ban us. Admit it: you aren't actually interested in civil discussion, you're only interested in only speaking to people who agree with you. Oh c'mon that is the easiest ever.
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dirtycajun posted:I deleted the account, no trolling with it. I have enough deep covers to do that whenever I want. I personally couldn't bring myself to be mean with the Easter Bunny. That entire thing was kind of  , since you can tell that a lot of them are basically nice, good people who hold some unbelievably abhorrent views about the world. It just makes you wonder how they got that way.
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McCloud24 posted:That entire thing was kind of I'm pretty sure Joe got that way by being an abhorrent person.
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TVarmy posted:I thought Phyllis was our friend with the vaginal probe avatar who disappeared? Or is that another tpcer? She is.
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Another pattern at least looking from rabid TP people on Facebook is how along with the standard image macros, they really like posting snake oil cures for things such a cancer or obesity. Doctors lie, try this magic herb to cure cancer without side effects. etalian fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Apr 1, 2013 |
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Apr 1, 2013 17:18
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Does anyone still have that picture of reagan with that christian faith quote by hitler?
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etalian posted:Doctors lie, try this magic herb to cure cancer without side effects. But pot is the devil's weed! 
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Because flags are people too. Troubled people.    
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I just can't do it lately. Trolling these people is like having Thanksgiving with the family members I don't talk to unless it's Thanksgiving.
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Man they banned my anger management account so fast. All I did was say that some people on the site seem to have anger management issues and posted helpful tips on how to control it. I was just trying to help 
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McCloud24 posted:Yeah. I forget the exact verse, I think it's in Revelations, that says if you take out or add anything to the bible you're in big trouble. I mean, it's already been translated into every language you can imagine, so how much MORE trouble could we be in, really? It is in Revelations, but it was only meant to apply to Revelations, and it was pretty much the ancient-world equivalent of a copyright notice. Scribes were notoriously unreliable at the time, so there are many examples of ancient documents that exhort the scribe to be meticulous and not make any additions or subtractions. This example made it into the Bible, so it gets made to mean a lot more than was originally intended.
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CommieGIR posted:Oh c'mon that is the easiest Not as easy as my Obama Toxx was
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I'm sure it has been said a dozen times, but it is so humorous how obsessed these idiots are with 'Murica and freedom!!!! Someone should post the Tribute video from 9-11.
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romeo x-ray posted:Because flags are people too. Troubled people. The best part of these images is I bet whoever made them doesn't even know it's Johnny Cash covering a NIN song. The "crown of thorns" line makes it obvious which version they were using since the original is "crown of poo poo".
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I Fought The Mom posted:What is the deal with tea partiers and thinking up convoluted fictional realities where there is a myriad of queers ready to sue Jack's Welding Company when they aren't hired after only having experience with floral design on their resume? Well, the sentiment expressed here isn't a million miles away: Georgia GOP chair: if same-sex marriage becomes legal, straight people will enter into fake gay marriages in order to fraudulently receive benefits  "There is no way that this is about equality. To me, it’s all about a free ride.” "Lord, I’m going to get in trouble over this, but it is not natural for two women or two men to be married,” she also said. “If it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship.” 
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MonkeyBot posted:The best part of these images is I bet whoever made them doesn't even know it's Johnny Cash covering a NIN song. The "crown of thorns" line makes it obvious which version they were using since the original is "crown of poo poo". The best part is the idea that this country is so down that the flag is addicted to heroin.
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Von Bek posted:Well, the sentiment expressed here isn't a million miles away: Man, my state is full of dumb people. Does she not see that her first argument has a hole in it I could drive a truck through? Namely, that straight people can already do that with people of the opposite sex?
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Von Bek posted:Well, the sentiment expressed here isn't a million miles away:
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I feel bad for anyone who is so limited in their view of sex that "penis + vagina" is the only conceivable way that two people can indulge themselves in.
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JossiRossi posted:I feel bad for anyone who is so limited in their view of sex that "penis + vagina" is the only conceivable way that two people can indulge themselves in. I know someone who seriously believes that anything other than missionary position is a sin, and "will never indulge in such sinful activities." It probably comes as no surprise that his wife enjoys the company and pleasures of men other than him.
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50 Foot Ant posted:I know someone who seriously believes that anything other than missionary position is a sin, and "will never indulge in such sinful activities." Some people are wierd. I know guys who swear they hate blowjobs, which absolutely blows my mind.
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 Quick quiz: Did the rest of TPC... A. Condemn this image for its blatant racism? B. Defend it as being completely acceptable, because LIEberals made fun of Laura Bush and this is TOTALLY THE EXACT SAME THING 
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Here's something fun for someone with a believable cover.Conservatives Not Happy With Sarah Palin’s PAC’s Financials posted:
She's either a rube being fleeced by crooks or very probably one herself. Also still a rube.
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ReidRansom posted:Here's something fun for someone with a believable cover. It's a similar concept to the more inefficient charities, it's basically a handy way to enrich close friends and family members by making the consulting payouts really high, while spending minimal field money.
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MonkeyBot posted:The best part of these images is I bet whoever made them doesn't even know it's Johnny Cash covering a NIN song. The "crown of thorns" line makes it obvious which version they were using since the original is "crown of poo poo". I think the best part is that the effort I made to get that natural macro look was worth it! That's an account that looks like this - https://www.facebook.com/TheTeaParty.net - posting exactly the same stuff, and 'Join us on facebook', just to point out that the TPC is a scam pretender. Got bored, got emo-macro-happy. Thought I'd get banned before I got through the lyrics. Nope.
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romeo x-ray posted:I think the best part is that the effort I made to get that natural macro look was worth it! That's an account that looks like this - https://www.facebook.com/TheTeaParty.net - posting exactly the same stuff, and 'Join us on facebook', just to point out that the TPC is a scam pretender. Got bored, got emo-macro-happy. Thought I'd get banned before I got through the lyrics. Nope. Dammit I was 50/50 on this and lost. It's still a nice troll considering you got some likes on it.
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Being an MP is a good reason.
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thehumandignity posted:Man, my state is full of dumb people. Does she not see that her first argument has a hole in it I could drive a truck through? Namely, that straight people can already do that with people of the opposite sex? Remember, GOP types think gays get special benefits that the straights don't.
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ReidRansom posted:Here's something fun for someone with a believable cover. You have to understand the genius of her book. Not the actual content of the book, just its mere existence and the purpose it serves. Sarah Palin writes Going Rogue. Her PAC buys a zillion copies of it, propelling it onto the best-seller list and putting thousands of dollars directly into her pocket (on top of what the publisher paid her to write it). The book is then offered as a premium to people who donate $50/$100/whatever to her PAC, which then pays that money back out to her advisers/family/inner circle. I almost admire the sheer transparency and audacity of the scam.
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skaboomizzy posted:You have to understand the genius of her book. Not the actual content of the book, just its mere existence and the purpose it serves. It's basically a way to print money assuming you can find the right gullible fanbase, I fanbase which has no interest in facts or reality so they can overlook being robbed blind by someone who profits greatly off their hatred of Obama.
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I am reminded of articles I read about lottery winners who go broke despite the amount of millions they make. I am all for Sarah Palin fleecing people in a massive pyramid scheme in which only she and her cronies will ever see any money, because much like a real pyramid, she will never ascend anywhere and thus the money can do no more harm.
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