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Ross
May 25, 2001

German Moses
The guy they cast for Roose Bolton for me is exactly what I pictured him looking like in the books.

Same for Drogo, and King Robert B except bigger (he was noticeably shorter than Ned on the show if I remember right).

Tyrion was the most off. Now when i read it I picture show Tyrion.

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Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

The Unnamed One posted:

The eyebrows don't really help

This is the really baffling one. Dany's eyebrows are a serious immersion breaker :saddowns:

rypakal
Oct 31, 2012

He also cooks the food of his people

Stargate posted:

This is the really baffling one. Dany's eyebrows are a serious immersion breaker :saddowns:

I have never seen anyone properly dye eyebrows to match hair in any show ever. You must spend a lot of time with broken immersion.

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

rypakal posted:

I have never seen anyone properly dye eyebrows to match hair in any show ever. You must spend a lot of time with broken immersion.

Well if she would have just shaved her head and eyebrows for S2...

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

equity posted:

Well if she would have just shaved her head and eyebrows for S2...
The lack of Qartheen gowns was what hurt my immersion the most.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Ross posted:

The guy they cast for Roose Bolton for me is exactly what I pictured him looking like in the books.

Same for Drogo, and King Robert B except bigger (he was noticeably shorter than Ned on the show if I remember right).

Tyrion was the most off. Now when i read it I picture show Tyrion.

I always pictured Brian Peppers as Tyrion. That may have been a symptom of the age back when I was first reading.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
My immersion
:qqsay:

was ruined by Hodor not being a bigger, stronger dude who could carry around the 6'0" actor they got for Bran.

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013

Stargate posted:

This is the really baffling one. Dany's eyebrows are a serious immersion breaker :saddowns:

I don't understand why they didn't shave them off and donate those flowing tresses to Locks of Love.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I have dark eyebrows and light hair. It's not that weird to me.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

My immersion
:qqsay:

was ruined by Hodor not being a bigger, stronger dude who could carry around the 6'0" actor they got for Bran.

Hey, he still had that giant dick. That should help keep everyone's immersion.

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Does the curtains match the drapes (curtain being eyebrows)? Because immersion ruined if that's not the case.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Dead Man Posting posted:

Does the curtains match the drapes (curtain being eyebrows)? Because immersion ruined if that's not the case.

What about the upholstery?

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
I don't know about you guys, but has anyone else here been absolutely baffled by how popular this series has gotten since the show? Just two or three years ago, these books were just medieval porn adventures that we all masturbated to in High School because zombies and dragons and backstabbing politics and other poo poo. I never thought it would grow popular beyond a few loser neckbeards on the Internet.

I went on a date with a girl the other day and she brings up the show and asks me if I watched it. And it just hit me that this poo poo is now considered first-date conversation material. This poo poo couldn't happen with Star Trek back in the day....... Could it?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Contra Calculus posted:

I went on a date with a girl the other day and she brings up the show and asks me if I watched it. And it just hit me that this poo poo is now considered first-date conversation material. This poo poo couldn't happen with Star Trek back in the day....... Could it?

I've had a first date conversation about Star Trek. It was also a last date.

(She liked Voyager better than DS9, gently caress that poo poo)

Once it hits mainstream media, it's ok for public consumptiong and first date conversation. I see people reading Fifty Shades of Grey on the bus all the time, for gently caress's sakes.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I talked about Game of Thrones on a first date. She was into it. She was into me. Then I was into her. :heysexy:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

FrozenVent posted:

(She liked Voyager better than DS9, gently caress that poo poo)

:stare:

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010
Am I a bad person because I tell people I don't like to watch the show and never mention the books? Because I feel like this is the best course of action for people you don't like :colbert:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

smertrioslol posted:

Am I a bad person because I tell people I don't like to watch the show and never mention the books? Because I feel like this is the best course of action for people you don't like :colbert:

No. As long as you're using it as a long-con and listen to them speculate endlessly, trying to draw you in and then finally, in a fit of rage spoil everything. :master:

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Contra Calculus posted:

I went on a date with a girl the other day and she brings up the show and asks me if I watched it. And it just hit me that this poo poo is now considered first-date conversation material. This poo poo couldn't happen with Star Trek back in the day....... Could it?
What the gently caress?! My date also brought the show up the other day, I was going to scream spoilers but she was hot so I didn't :ohdear:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Talas posted:

What the gently caress?! My date also brought the show up the other day, I was going to scream spoilers but she was hot so I didn't :ohdear:

We'll make a good GoT fan out of you yet. Baby steps :unsmith:

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Just remember, if she says she thought Renly and Loras was hot, you gotta break out the "well, I'm not exactly straight myself" routine for added moisture. Bonus points if you're not even lying.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Brag about your taste for wetly glistening members.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

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Rarity posted:

We'll make a good GoT fan out of you yet. Baby steps :unsmith:

This is an oxymoron.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Just remember, if she says she thought Renly and Loras was hot, you gotta break out the "well, I'm not exactly straight myself" routine for added moisture. Bonus points if you're not even lying.

My date actually thought Jaime was hot. Does this mean I now have to break out the "well, I'm not exactly non-incestuous myself" routine for added moisture? I don't think I'm cut out for the dating scene any more. This poo poo's getting too weird.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Just remember, if she says she thought Renly and Loras was hot, you gotta break out the "well, I'm not exactly straight myself" routine for added moisture. Bonus points if you're not even lying.
This route can only end in a threesome with us and another guy, I think I'll pass.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Nah, when the sex happens you have to keep switching accents for no discernible reason.

It is known.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Talas posted:

This route can only end in a threesome with us and another guy, I think I'll pass.

You loving square. Man up and join the 21st century, bigot.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

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Talas posted:

This route can only end in a threesome with us and another guy, I think I'll pass.

I'd actually be fine being in a threesome with a girl and another guy as long as there was no crossing of Dornish spears, but this would probably cause her to figure out I was lying about being 'not exactly straight.'

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

That's why you gotta bite the bullet, man. And by that, I mean suck his dick.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

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Oh come on! At least I tried using nerdy-rear end fantasy terminology.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

That's why you gotta gnash the spear, man. And by that, I mean suck his glistening manhood.

How hard was it to do that?
Stay on topic! Jesus!

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
Or fat pink mast. That works too.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Look, Contra. Some of us have become men, and as men it's okay to use words like "cunny" and "love baton". I don't need your lame-o virginal metaphors clouding things over here.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Look, Contra. Some of us have become men, and as men it's okay to use words like "cunny" and "love baton". I don't need your lame-o virginal metaphors clouding things over here.

Love Baton sounds like you're conducting the world's saddest orchestra.

Fiendish_Ghoul
Jul 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 160 days!

Mnemosyne posted:

That's just silly, she's clearly too old for GRRM.

Though the creepiest thing they could do right now would be to offer her extra cash up front in exchange for her to contract to shave her head and do full-frontal for Cersei's walk of shame.

Oh you magnificent bastard. You would do well in the ASOIAF world.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
Only in the bad thread could we go from debate over the quality (or lack thereof) of the Walking Dead to debating the finer points of faking one's way through a MMF threesome within the space of a page.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Why fake your way through? In for a penny, in for a pound. :getin:

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

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Cornwind Evil posted:

Only in the bad thread could we go from debate over the quality (or lack thereof) of the Walking Dead to debating the finer points of faking one's way through a MMF threesome within the space of a page.

What about a debate about the quality of MMF threesomes with Walking Dead zombies? We haven't talked about that yet.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Do you really want to see a threesome of Zombie Shane, Zombie Andrea, and Zombie Merle?

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Contra Calculus posted:


I went on a date with a girl the other day and she brings up the show and asks me if I watched it. And it just hit me that this poo poo is now considered first-date conversation material. This poo poo couldn't happen with Star Trek back in the day....... Could it?
First date. She brings up DS9 and the Ferengi (this is because she has sticky-outie ears). That was September of 2005. Now married almost 3 years, have an 18 month old, and one more on the way. It can happen.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I went on a date with a dude that watched the Walking Dead and GoT, and I told him I read the books, so I know what happens, so he may as well not speculate.

Then he S'ed my D.

Conclusion: literate people are gods amongst men, and TVIV is our giant harem full of pillowy-lipped eager pleasers.

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Literate people are gods amongst men, and TVIV is our giant harem full of pillowy-lipped eager pleasers.

This sounds like the sort of bizarre, unrecognizable future you'd find in an HG Wells story or something. I assume FYAD would be the Morlocks.

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