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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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axleblaze posted:

V/H/S's Facebook page is a goldmine of old horror VHS covers:






It's always fun going through that kind of thing looking for people you've heard of. William Sanderson? Nooooo!

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Ez posted:

Yeah I hate the fact that people seem to think he owns the style of the 80s since e made one crappy movie with some neon in it.

Nicholas Winding Refn didn't make Spring Breakers :v:

note: I have not seen Spring Breakers yet

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Ez posted:

Yeah I hate the fact that people seem to think he owns the style of the 80s since e made one crappy movie with some neon in it.

While I do think "Refn = 80s" is a bit overblown too, Bronson also had somewhat of an 80s vibe, especially during his short time on the outside.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Dick Trauma posted:

Not only was that funny but it's one of the only mock '80s things I've seen that did not suck.

It helps that they seem to have actually referenced 80s cartoons rather than just throwing in every 80s meme regardless of any actual accuracy.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen
This reminded me of something else initially.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Red_Museum posted:

This reminded me of something else initially.



Holy poo poo, goatse is leaking into the real world.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Hewlett posted:

While I do think "Refn = 80s" is a bit overblown too, Bronson also had somewhat of an 80s vibe, especially during his short time on the outside.

Only God Forgives looks like it continues this is oh so big a way.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

If you're looking at that Some Velvet Morning poster and thinking of goatse, you need to get laid as soon as possible.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

penismightier posted:

If you're looking at that Some Velvet Morning poster and thinking of goatse, you need to get laid as soon as possible.

All I can think is "Where is her buttcrack?"

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Coffee And Pie posted:

All I can think is "Where is her buttcrack?"

The MPAA probably have it.

BreakAtmo
May 16, 2009

CPL593H posted:

Holy poo poo, goatse is leaking into the real world.

This was not a word combination I ever wanted to think about.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Mister Chief posted:

The MPAA probably have it.

It's in a drawer full of guns that were pointed at the viewer.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

penismightier posted:

It's in a drawer full of guns that were pointed at the viewer.

More guns and crack than an episode of The Wire.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Young Freud posted:

Only God Forgives looks like it continues this is oh so big a way.
I think that's just because Refn really likes his 80s-esque dreampop.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Red_Museum posted:

This reminded me of something else initially.


I unironically love this poster. The angle catches your eye so much it makes you wonder what the hell the movie is about.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

penismightier posted:

If you're looking at that Some Velvet Morning poster and thinking of goatse, you need to get laid as soon as possible.

This is under the faulty assumption that someone actually finds goatse to be erotic material.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

It even has dangling head.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN
Refn's 80s credentials are suspect but more to the point has he ever made something as close to the bombast and excess of that trailer?

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Vegetable posted:

I unironically love this poster. The angle catches your eye so much it makes you wonder what the hell the movie is about.

I dunno, seems pretty obvious what it's about.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I went on looking for Deliverance movie posters. I found these,which are -in my opinion- awesome:









This one freaks me out because it's coming from the eye oh dear god no!! :cry:



And then found these:

I liked the blue better...


:sigh:

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

Desperado Bones posted:

I went on looking for Deliverance movie posters. I found these,which are -in my opinion- awesome:



Think this is my favorite. Those are all pretty cool.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011


This is the one I chose to use for my media center.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

EvilTobaccoExec posted:

Think this is my favorite. Those are all pretty cool.

Yeah mine too, very cool.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar
I'm on board with the minimalist hate, but this made me chuckle.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

joedevola posted:

I'm on board with the minimalist hate, but this made me chuckle.



The nutsack/lion's jowls ambiguity is pretty clever :stare:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




I think this one is a little better than the "Hidden in Ninjas" poster

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Apr 12, 2013

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The 死/生 split (Death/Life) works better if there's a meaningful difference between the two sides. Other than a little blood on the left side they've done nothing. It's not bad, but it sends a pretty gimmicky vibe.

Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I Love Dogs

Canned Panda posted:

I think this one is a little better than the "Hidden in Ninjas" poster



Wait, is this movie called "Wolverine Samurai"?

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Just saw a poster for Dark Skies on the side of bus that was similar to this one:


However the creepy child with the blacked out eyes was way larger and more focal. (I cannot find the bus poster online at all :( )

Does the producer of Insidious hate children's eyes?

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.


Oh god drat it.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
New domestic poster. No tagline on this one.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

I like that one because it actually looks like, you know, a Star Trek poster.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Suzuki Method posted:

I like that one because it actually looks like, you know, a Star Trek poster.

If you took off the title from that Kirk & Spock poster from earlier in the thread, I could've believed it was some kind of new X-Men movie or else a generic action spy or heist movie.

Donjolly
Jan 15, 2013

Yeah, that's okay. White smoke evokes the Challenger - guess it's been long enough nobody gives a poo poo.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


joedevola posted:

I'm on board with the minimalist hate, but this made me chuckle.



That's outstanding.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Donjolly posted:

Yeah, that's okay. White smoke evokes the Challenger - guess it's been long enough nobody gives a poo poo.

Hm, but white smoke also evokes a new Pope... a possible cameo appearance by Frankie the First himself?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Aatrek posted:

New domestic poster. No tagline on this one.



I almost want to see this movie just so the posters advertising a ship crashing into earth with finally stop. The abuse of that image is comical at this point.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Donjolly posted:

Yeah, that's okay. White smoke evokes the Challenger - guess it's been long enough nobody gives a poo poo.

Hell I didn't think Challenger, but the twin smoke trails left by the meteor over Russia.


Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

BonoMan posted:

Hell I didn't think Challenger, but the twin smoke trails left by the meteor over Russia.




That's obviously a Nexus ribbon.

Wrong Star Trek, dude.

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ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Dissapointed Owl posted:

That's obviously a Nexus ribbon.

Wrong Star Trek, dude.

I'm looking forward to hearing Cumberbatch's opinion on the nature of time.

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