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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I just don't see how oral sex becomes easier when both partners are laughing so hard they can't catch their breath. 
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Fabulist posted:Probably the same department with the highest turnover/suicide rate. Modern sex toy marketing is realllllly depressing. Really, it can't be that ba  ...oh Sighence posted:
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Supervisor: "Run a check for prior art. Smith, you're the most junior guy here, so here's the file." Smith: 
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Is that an anal slingshot? Sorry, but physics doesn't work like that. You won't get any lift off.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Is that an anal slingshot? It's powered by farts.
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Fabulist posted:Probably the same department with the highest turnover/suicide rate. Modern sex toy marketing is realllllly depressing. Patent applications have nothing to do with marketing though. They can have some pretty funny/bizarre images as Moon Potato has shown, but the text is pretty drat boring most of the time. http://goo.gl/81s6L (full-image available at the bottom if your browser has tiff support)
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Moon Potato posted:Really, it can't be that ba Yeah, I'm gonna need to see figures 1B, 3 and 4 to help me better understand this.
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stubblyhead posted:Patent applications have nothing to do with marketing though. They can have some pretty funny/bizarre images as Moon Potato has shown, but the text is pretty drat boring most of the time. Google Patents is a lot easier than the Patent Office site: http://www.google.com/patents/US8313424?dq=8,313,424&hl=en&sa=X&ei=-TVnUcTTJufWyQHLmYHYBw&ved=0CDUQ6wEwAA Spectral Werewolf posted:Yeah, I'm gonna need to see figures 1B, 3 and 4 to help me better understand this. Here you go: http://www.google.com/patents/US6203491?dq=6203491&hl=en&sa=X&ei=IDZnUZu7M8WsywGOv4HwAw&ved=0CDQQ6AEwAA Not that is matters as it still doesn't make sense . And that's the great thing about the Patent Office: You never actually have to build the patent to see if it would even work. 
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thread posted:Sex toys  Gonna need some NWS tags. Not that I myself mind but I'm sure there are people out there that would. e: Some people found a way to make foosball even less fun: 
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Someone must have found this guy's wallet: 
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Terminal Entropy posted:Google Patents is a lot easier than the Patent Office site: http://www.google.com/patents/US8313424?dq=8,313,424&hl=en&sa=X&ei=-TVnUcTTJufWyQHLmYHYBw&ved=0CDUQ6wEwAA Wow, I had no idea this existed. It doesn't look like the Patent Office's site has changed appreciably since I was doing occasional patent searches for SBDC clients over ten years ago. And figures 7 and 8 on that patent 
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Brother Jonathan posted:Someone must have found this guy's wallet: And he's even on the SUBWAY 
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Brother Jonathan posted:Someone must have found this guy's wallet: Well that's just absurd, by that logic, our money is made out of human skin. Wait, is our money made out of human skin? 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Wait, is our money made out of human skin? No it's made out of old clothes.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Wait, is our money made out of human skin? If you are in Afghanistan, your currency is the afghani, so yes. But the wallet above is probably Spanish, in which case it is just holding dinero.
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Brother Jonathan posted:Someone must have found this guy's wallet: Together we can build a sandwich 
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cheerfullydrab posted:I have only bought one signed print from an artist who I knew only through the internet. If anyone else is interested, I'll save you the reverse image search and tell you it's this guy; Taiyolapaix 
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ante posted:Together we can build a sandwich 
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cheerfullydrab posted:I have only bought one signed print from an artist who I knew only through the internet. Barometer posted:If anyone else is interested, I'll save you the reverse image search and tell you it's this guy; Is this woman based on a real person? Or is she just an R. Crumb-esque fantasy?
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Brother Jonathan posted:If you are in Afghanistan, your currency is the afghani, so yes. It needs to be holding more lettuce. 
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Stoatbringer posted:Technology to improve your sex life! I don't see how this is any more smooth than just bringing a flashlight.
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Mulefisk posted:I don't see how this is any more smooth than just bringing a flashlight. My wife would just tell me this product was great because it could help her find it and me read the manual on what I'm supposed to do.
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Terminal Entropy posted:Google Patents is a lot easier than the Patent Office site: All I get from the picture is that they found a new use for the lap bars on roller coasters. Noblesse Obliged posted:My wife would just tell me this product was great because it could help her find it and me read the manual on what I'm supposed to do. I'm sorry if I made you feel bad about your confusing use of English, if it's not your first language. Bored has a new favorite as of 04:13 on Apr 12, 2013 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:My wife would just tell me this product was great because it could help her find it and me read the manual on what I'm supposed to do. Your wife can't find her own vagina?
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Brother Jonathan posted:He is so wacky and random. That was pretty close, but it's missing the constant script changes that make The Oatmeal really shine.
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TurboTax posted:Is this woman based on a real person? Or is she just an R. Crumb-esque fantasy? I read some of the comments and he responded to that exact question completely ambiguously. It's a pretty unusual type and stands out nicely for the art.
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VanSandman posted:Your wife can't find her own vagina? You sometimes lose things that you're constantly renting out.
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My new wallpaper. Yes, it's a cat driving a hotdog of death. Found here
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LingcodKilla posted:I read some of the comments and he responded to that exact question completely ambiguously. It's a pretty unusual type and stands out nicely for the art. It's not based on a real person, but she figures quite prominently in his work, and he's taken her surname as his own: http://www.boldlife.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A19328
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http://i.imgur.com/3PQ4202.jpg Going to nws that picture just in case.
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moosepoop posted:
It's so majestic.
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moosepoop posted:
Why would you post that version and not the full version? http://i.imgur.com/rhgr1eq.jpg
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bewilderment posted:Why would you post that version and not the full version? Full version is even better.  Thank you. Edit: Info about ^that pic moosepoop has a new favorite as of 13:14 on Apr 12, 2013 |
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bewilderment posted:Why would you post that version and not the full version? is that supposed to be Emma Watson?
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Memento1979 posted:
I doubt it, it's by Arthur Berzinsh and he seems to use his own models for his photography/photoshop work.
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Facial recognition software is pretty racist, y'all:  
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moosepoop posted:Full version is even better. That story made it (maybe) less unsettling. At first I thought somebody had garbage-bagged their real doll, bought it a plane ticket, and took it on a flight with them.
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