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Naw man, little kids can't grow wings like that.
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Stoatbringer posted:Is it actually physically possible? You know what you need to do.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Facial recognition software is pretty racist, y'all: We import from Asia and one Korean company had this technology where the security camera would track people, and we asked what happened when there were two people in the scene and the guy presenting the product proudly announced that it could determine and follow the person with darker skin color. They also had no idea why this was unacceptable and that we couldn't sell it.
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Mulefisk posted:I don't see how this is any more smooth than just bringing a flashlight. Might be useful for drunk people who aren't entirely sure of the attractiveness of their drunk partner and fear turning on the lights
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RizieN posted:We import from Asia and one Korean company had this technology where the security camera would track people, and we asked what happened when there were two people in the scene and the guy presenting the product proudly announced that it could determine and follow the person with darker skin color. They also had no idea why this was unacceptable and that we couldn't sell it. When you need security cameras, think Cartman-Security Cameras!
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Jazz musicians with googly eyes. It's a good thing.    
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ukulele bastard posted:Jazz musicians with googly eyes. It's a good thing. When are googly eyes ever not a good thing.  
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LadyPictureShow posted:That story made it (maybe) less unsettling. At first I thought somebody had garbage-bagged their real doll, bought it a plane ticket, and took it on a flight with them. I have to admit I'm kind of curious whether anyone has actually tried that (I'm sure someone has) and what the result was. I'm also extremely curious how this guy managed to avoid suffocating in there.
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stubblyhead posted:I have to admit I'm kind of curious whether anyone has actually tried that (I'm sure someone has) and what the result was. I'm also extremely curious how this guy managed to avoid suffocating in there. This ad has been in the Nashville craigslist for several months. I'm wondering if he's just collecting reaction emails or what. Here, I link the screenshot since I don't know if the ad gets deleted then reposted every few weeks or something and it's not really that funny of a picture. Except that one of the thumbnails is the real doll in a similar position to the above cat image. http://i.imgur.com/YV3v9vc.png Bored has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Apr 12, 2013 |
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Bored posted:When are googly eyes ever not a good thing. Does anyone know where I can get big googly-eyes? Like...a foot wide, or more? They are some billboards near me that need...uhh..."fixing." Edit: Now that I think about it, I'd have to drive at least an hour to find some drat billboards, and no promises they'd have people on them. drat this state!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Does anyone know where I can get big googly-eyes? If anyone else is planning to vandalize a billboard, note that they're probably not going to jiggle much up there. Just make some big eyes out of posterboard.
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KnifeWrench posted:If anyone else is planning to vandalize a billboard, note that they're probably not going to jiggle much up there. Just make some big eyes out of posterboard. A lot of the billboards around here are those projection screen ones now. I'm not sure if that would make it easier or harder to googly eye them (since you'd have to hack or replace the ads) but that would let you get motion.
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Kwyndig posted:A lot of the billboards around here are those projection screen ones now. I'm not sure if that would make it easier or harder to googly eye them (since you'd have to hack or replace the ads) but that would let you get motion. Or you could just make/buy something that would jiggle them around off of battery power.
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Probably  due to bizarre male undergarmentshttp://i.imgur.com/vQb444j.jpg
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stubblyhead posted:Probably How does this even
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stubblyhead posted:Probably I don't even want to know how it remains tight around the back.
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Tardcore posted:I don't even want to know how it remains tight around the back. Maybe it's made from the same stuff as those slap bracelets for kids?
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Tardcore posted:I don't even want to know how it remains tight around the back. Like this. (NSFW) Took it at a gay pride parade where these costumes were surprisingly common. This is what he looked like from the front. 
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poptart_fairy posted:Like this. (NSFW) I really like the Mad Max movies too.
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Welp, looks like someone's getting fired.
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poptart_fairy posted:Like this. (NSFW) Wez, before the apocalypse.
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mind the walrus posted:Welp, looks like someone's getting fired. For what? Accidentally using a preliminary version of a banner ad where the quote to be highlighted isn't specified? It's not that big a deal and I'd wager it's already been fixed. Or did I miss something?
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poptart_fairy posted:Like this. (NSFW) Not too long back I was at an all-gender burlesque show, and I saw that they also have ones without the leg-wrap part. Also, when did googly-eyes stop being comedy shorthand ala rubber chickens and cycle back into being funny? Because they certainly did.
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Choco1980 posted:Also, when did googly-eyes stop being comedy shorthand ala rubber chickens and cycle back into being funny? Because they certainly did. Around the time mustaches and bacon wore out their welcome everywhere but reddit.
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Nevermind. I hope I didn't break any tables. [timg] I dunno how to fix it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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I had to google Cloaca: In zoological anatomy, a cloaca (pron.: /kloʊˈeɪkə/) is the posterior opening that serves as the only opening for the intestinal, reproductive, and urinary tracts of certain animal species. But I still don't think it's funny. 
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RizieN posted:I had to google Cloaca: Thanks to new advances in medical technology, you can have your own! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U4zemqaq68
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Hot Wheels Tracks posted:Nevermind. Don't believe us? Just have a sniff!
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