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SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Gaga owns bones, she just put out poo poo too fast instead of refining.

Back to regular-threadness:

quote:

Make fun of the Bran van 3000 or something?

This is both a hilarious thing and a p good reference. So, uh, you wanna make out or something. Like, even if you're a dude or not up to it, or whatevs. It's cool either way, Wild Cards don't need permission.



e: poo poo, new page.

quote:

Where's the next episode, George?


David Simon posted:

WildCards: Where's the episode at? ... Where's the ep, George?
GRUM: Cards, shut your mouth.
WildCards: Where's the episode? That's all I wanna know.
Ty: Kid, you better think...
WildCards: Where's the episode? Where the gently caress is the episode? Huh? Huh? Grrm? Gurm? Look at me! Where the gently caress is the episode? HUH!? I don't want this Hot Topic-wearing motherfucker writing for me. I'ma get my own man. So just get back in your car and get the gently caress back down south.
GRUM: A'ight, you stupid motherfucker, you made your decision.
WildCards: Yeah, I made my decision. Where's the episode at? Where the gently caress is the episode? Where's the episode, George? Gurm! Where the gently caress is the episode? Huh? GRRM?!

SaviourX fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Apr 13, 2013

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I'll take the Gaga derail as proof that ELO are fuckin' awesome.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Favourite candy? Skor bar.

Goddamn, I love me some Skor. Other candies come and go, but my love for Skor has never flagged once.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.
My favorite candy is definitely human brains, but I like monkey as well.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
You guys don't like Haribo what the gently caress is wrong with you

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

What's blue and full of Haribos?

GRRM's hat.

nuncle jimbo
Apr 3, 2009

:pcgaming:
whats fat and covered with varicose veins

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Shoehead posted:

ELO are fuckin' awesome.
It is known.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SaviourX posted:


This is both a hilarious thing and a p good reference. So, uh, you wanna make out or something. Like, even if you're a dude or not up to it, or whatevs. It's cool either way, Wild Cards don't need permission.


Thanks.

Going to watch this classic and drink my hangover away. You're welcome to join me.



And my vote is for Violet Crumble. A confection from down under filled with treachery and deceit.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
By candy you mean sweets. :argh:

Blech to all of it. I like some stuff but my heart remains with savoury. Almond fingers, thems the tits. Jersey creams, once in a while. Profiteroles, so much sexiness.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

rejutka posted:

By candy you mean sweets. :argh:

Blech to all of it. I like some stuff but my heart remains with savoury. Almond fingers, thems the tits. Jersey creams, once in a while. Profiteroles, so much sexiness.

I heard from my little birds that Georg R R Martin is a huge fan of Jersey creams.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

nuncle jimbo posted:

whats fat and covered with varicose veins

A fat pink mast?

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Favourite candy? Skor bar.

Goddamn, I love me some Skor. Other candies come and go, but my love for Skor has never flagged once.

gently caress yes. Put a few boxes of those in front of me and I'll look like Sam by the end of the week.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009
Skor vs Heath: The Great Debate.

Hey have we ranked the greatest swordsmen in Westeros recently? We can include dead people like Syrio and Ned if we want. Not Rhaegar or Arthur Dayne though, they are dead at the beginning of the series.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
The greatest known swordsman in Westeros is Wyman Manderly because hes fat as gently caress.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

run DNC posted:

The greatest known swordsman in Westeros is Wyman Manderly because hes fat as gently caress.

I like how him being morbidly obese saves him from otherwise being lethally stabbed. It's Gurm being unapologetic to the reader for being fat because his lard protects him from danger.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

bigmcgaffney posted:

I heard from my little birds that Georg R R Martin is a huge fan of eating.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
So... did anything fun happen the last 1000 posts?

I'd ask if there were any progress on the book, but that would be as futile as nipples on a breastplate. Or expecting a quality post out of Azure_Horizon.

The Mutato
Feb 23, 2011

Neil deGrasse Highson
Is bitching about TVIV fun? We did that. Also possible coincidence but A_H posts in that forum a bunch too.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Thats just status quo.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
There was the Lemongate incident, that was pretty fun.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
oooOOOooo, I hope it's something sexy... or disgusting... or disgustingly sexy.

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
Roughly rasping char.
Come into my castle deep ...
Now shimmers tummy.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Anders posted:

oooOOOooo, I hope it's something sexy... or disgusting... or disgustingly sexy.
Well, it all revolved around A GLISTENING HODOR, so you know it definitely was.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I can't believe this GoT-related personal ad hasn't been mentioned here yet.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I can't believe this GoT-related personal ad hasn't been mentioned here yet.

Send her a pic and see what happens?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Pod is going to become Bronn.

Colonel Pancreas
Jun 17, 2004


Anyone have a link to the wine spill video?

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Colonel Pancreas posted:

Anyone have a link to the wine spill video?

http://youtu.be/6lz3lAd2nGQ

e- Baby thread went crazy. It was great.

dentist toy box fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 15, 2013

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

Anders posted:

So... did anything fun happen the last 1000 posts?

I'd ask if there were any progress on the book, but that would be as futile as nipples on a breastplate. Or expecting a quality post out of Azure_Horizon.

Jealousy is amusing to read.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Azure_Horizon posted:

Jealousy is amusing to read.

New Girl is a great show dawg, sorry bout Happy Endings

(Also a great show)

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Azure_Horizon posted:

Jealousy is amusing to read.


Look bra, I've come around on you on a lot of things, but seriously, your thoughts on some of the FFs are like crazy bananas, okay.

stawk Archer
Jun 19, 2004

by angerbot
Did Theon get castrated?

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
Not yet.

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

SaviourX posted:

Look bra, I've come around on you on a lot of things, but seriously, your thoughts on some of the FFs are like crazy bananas, okay.

That's fine. It's just Final Fantasy so what's it matter

mythicknight
Jan 28, 2009

my thick night

So that's what a Mereenese knot is.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Azure_Horizon posted:

Jealousy is amusing to read.

...he said, stroking a white persian whilst clad in a grey suit, fastened up to the neck. "One of your human emotions, jealousy. My people have evolved past such things." He sipped from a cup of plomeek broth. "Refreshing, and bland. Excellent."

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

...he said, stroking a white persian whilst clad in a grey suit, fastened up to the neck. "One of your human emotions, jealousy. My people have evolved past such things." He sipped from a cup of plomeek broth. "Refreshing, and bland. Excellent."

It's called a Neiru Jacket :eng101: , and yes, that's exactly how I read A_H.

"Oh, Mr. Bad Thread, you see, it was all part of my clever ruse. I wanted you to think I was a foul diaper baby that enjoyed ADWD, as a part of my elaborate scheme to have you all think I was wrong, when in actuality I was right and ADWD is actually a good book!"

*shits pants*

*volcano lair collapses*

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009
Does the lair collapse in response to the pants making GBS threads, or are they unrelated events? Did you even plot this out beforehand? Are you going to cover up your errors with an ill thought out time skip? Or will you say "gently caress it, what's done is done"? Or both? Also, your prose is confusing, and stilted yet unconventional. Something to think about in the next draft.

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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

It's called a Neiru Jacket :eng101:

Tell me more about the disco era, tou-san :allears:

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