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reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

scarycave posted:

it has a rare problem which is

It hardly seems like a rare problem. :crossarms:

fake edit: Somehow this is only marginally less terrifying than the foreverially guy. Marginally.

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g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
here's some porn of the game grumps for some reason

:nws: http://postimg.org/image/wpj0c6f2p/ :nws:
:nws: http://postimg.org/image/4f7e8jx01/ :nws:
:nws: http://postimg.org/image/z1kaz2sb9/ :nws:

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy


Which is ridiculous because Omar's cutie mark would totally be Honey Nut Cheerios.

:colbert:

John Liver
May 4, 2009

foreverial largehands crystal
foreverial hands are large and enjoying it, like a machine

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski
This is some Roald Dahl poo poo, seriously.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

This is some Roald Dahl poo poo, seriously.

Timmy probably shouldn't have touched Wonka's rock candy ore.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

scarycave posted:

I like how the doctor's keep using these crystals despite the fact that:
"It is a large crystal as well but not as big as the crystals that sometimes girls get trapped in. This crysta l isnt a Trap but it has other dangers. It is good for curing sickness but it has a rare problem which is some peoples hands get very large when they touch it."

Has he drawn girls getting trapped in crystals too?

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~

g0lbez posted:

here's some porn of the game grumps for some reason

:nws: http://postimg.org/image/wpj0c6f2p/ :nws:

But why is the cake sweating? :saddowns:

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Geokinesis posted:

Has he drawn girls getting trapped in crystals too?

Of course.


"Just a drawing of idea I had in my head : )) Twilight Sparkle gets very sick and doctors put her inside the crystal so her cells don't get damage from the virus . But even when she get's better she can't find a way out of this crystal, and also the crystal power made her hands grow large."

Himself too:


"This is another interesting idea I had, well, what if I got trapped inside a crystal by the woman who made all crystals (Crystal Queen) with her large hands? The plot is that I was sick and the doctor (Twilight Sparkle) had the queen put me in a Crystal to heal me, you can see, the crystal is not fully formed yet because its transparent but when it is fully formed I will be trapped inside the crystal. I am crying because I don't want ot be Trapped and also because my hands are growing as you can see in the pic, and Doctor Twilight sparkle is very dissapointed in the way I'm acting and thinks its bad."

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

This. This is art.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

If you can never get out of the crystal, then what's the point of using it to heal the sick?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Waffleman_ posted:

If you can never get out of the crystal, then what's the point of using it to heal the sick?

So you can have wild Bubble Boy-esque hijinks, duh.

lunaire
Nov 29, 2012

i, the handsome polnareff,

Liar Lyre posted:

This. This is art.

Indeed.



quote:

OK, In this picture my homestuck OC fantroll Handia is touching a very rare Pyramid Crystal which has the ultimate hand growing powers. And you can see because her hands are growing Very long and large, they are actually some of the longest and largest hands which I have drawn.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Crystal doesn't look like a word anymore.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I love how his fetish revolves around the one thing he is terrible at drawing.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Liar Lyre posted:

This. This is art.

Joking aside, I wouldn't hesitate to consider most of the stuff in this thread (if not all of it) outsider art.

If you think about it, there isn't much separating 'big hands-and-crystals' guy or the dude obsessed with cartoon rodents being tied up and turned into deli meat from someone like Royal Robertson or Adolf Wölfi beyond the approval of someone with an MFA and gallery connections.

Waffleman_ posted:

If you can never get out of the crystal, then what's the point of using it to heal the sick?

I think it suggests some really hosed up perceptions of medicine- maybe tied to his (or his friend's) possible Marfan syndrome? People with genetic diseases like Marfan require management and treatment throughout their whole lives and there's never a point where they're officially "better" or "cured." Maybe he's fixating on the permanence of that situation- or maybe it's an attraction to that idea. But really, who loving knows?

This stuff is interesting to look at because of how bizarre it is, but I don't think we should forget that it's pretty obvious that a lot of these people are quite mentally ill.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
He must have really got a kick out of A Link to the Past.

quote:

...she can't find a washe can't find a way out of this crystal, and also the crystal power made her hands grow large.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



I really want to keep checking this thread but large hands guy just scares the poo poo out of me :saddowns:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I want to post weird fanart but I touched the thread and now I'm trapped inside and my hands are huge.

lunaire
Nov 29, 2012

i, the handsome polnareff,

Electric Bugaloo posted:

This stuff is interesting to look at because of how bizarre it is, but I don't think we should forget that it's pretty obvious that a lot of these people are quite mentally ill.

Yeah. As funny/surreal as I find it the art, I also find the artists' circumstances rather sad.

Electric Bugaloo posted:

I think it suggests some really hosed up perceptions of medicine- maybe tied to his (or his friend's) possible Marfan syndrome? People with genetic diseases like Marfan require management and treatment throughout their whole lives and there's never a point where they're officially "better" or "cured." Maybe he's fixating on the permanence of that situation- or maybe it's an attraction to that idea. But really, who loving knows?

I actually didn't consider that before as a possibility (nor did I realize he may have Marfan syndrome). This makes a lot of sense though, looking at his art now.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if the "foreverial/permanently delitized" dude had schizophrenia. Not because the poo poo he's into is weird, but rather, how he speaks (types?). It's not uncommon for people with schizophrenia to make up words without really meaning to (neologism), such as "foreverial", "delitized"... In addition to that, the way he talks about things is very incoherent, to me anyway, in terms of structure/word usage. That sort of thing is also sometimes a symptom of schizophrenia. Looking at both those behaviors and his interests together sorta leads me to think he may have schizophrenia or a related disorder, anyway. Since we only know about him through a DA page I could be completely wrong though.

lunaire has a new favorite as of 03:47 on Apr 14, 2013

LateToTheParty
Oct 13, 2012

The bane of my existence.


redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
The Weird Fanart Thread: I Bet I Know What's Wrong With This Guy



Dia de Pikachutos
Nov 8, 2012

lunaire posted:

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if the "foreverial/permanently delitized" dude had schizophrenia... In addition to that, the way he talks about things is very incoherent, to me anyway, in terms of structure/word usage. That sort of thing is also sometimes a symptom of schizophrenia.

I had my money on Wernicke’s aphasia, but now that you mention it I suppose he really must be a few crackers short of a cheese platter when you consider the subject matter.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

lunaire posted:

I actually didn't consider that before as a possibility (nor did I realize he may have Marfan syndrome). This makes a lot of sense though, looking at his art now.

Apparently the guy's comments and explanatory notes are just full of references to a friend with Marfan. A couple of goons posted about it a few pages back.


redmercer posted:

The Weird Fanart Thread: I Bet I Know What's Wrong With This Guy

Yeah, that certainly wasn't my intent. I posted the outsider art comment and bit about mental illness as an aside. Let's please not veer this off into that kind of thread.

spongepuppy posted:

I had my money on Wernicke’s aphasia, but now that you mention it I suppose he really must be a few crackers short of a cheese platter when you consider the subject matter.

Really? No poo poo. The fetishistic obsession with being turned into food and tied up forever didn't set off any alarms but the guy's writing style did?

trilobite terror has a new favorite as of 04:22 on Apr 14, 2013

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



This one doesn't seem weird so much as kind of cute.

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice

Mr. Lobe posted:

This one doesn't seem weird so much as kind of cute.

A fair amount of pictures posted are less creepy-weird and more unrelated-weird. I for one welcome these as they are a bit more fun than deli meat bondage and Marfan syndrome fetishists.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
The delitized guy has mentioned being autistic in his deviantart journal.

PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck

Electric Bugaloo posted:

Really? No poo poo. The fetishistic obsession with being turned into food and tied up forever didn't set off any alarms but the guy's writing style did?

Weird fetishes are common and pretty much a normal part of human sexuality. Fantasies about turning into something else, being tied up or being eaten aren't rare at all.

His way of writing is creepy because he writes well (he's clearly competent at spelling/grammar and seems to have a decent vocabulary) and yet there is something very wrong and limited about it all.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


post some drat fanart







:ussr:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Queen Bitch Kairi


quote:

Giantess: Kairi
Location: San Jose California
Giantess Mood: Relaxed
Giantess Size Mega
Garrys Mod Map: Gm_Big City
Over All Time on Set and Pic 3 1/2 Hours none stop work
Death toll: 3778
Tanks Filled : 27

Kairi: Wow, i sure can tear up a city....dont you boys think so?
Sora: Riku remind me why we went looking for Kairi?
Riku: Well, we were both madly in love with her, when we were 12...
Sora: Yeah.. she was so sweet....Now 18 year old Kairi isnt!....She seems scary and big....
Riku: How did she become a giant?
Sora: Better not ask...Her feet are pretty big... perfect for stomping guys like us....
Riku: Yeah....
Kairi: Keep it up lil boys i'm glad I found you. I needed two new foot slaves...


A Hunted Holiday Part 3

Poposan: So what do you girls want?
Iris: We hate it here! Its scary and haunted!
Chaoslightning: Oh please not this again....
Byuti: Idk sis that was pretty wild what I saw about an hour ago...
Tifa: That voice too...
Aerith: And theirs spiders....
Poposan: No way! I will make this a good bed and breakfast if it kills me!
Moxxi: Hmmm I haven't seen Ethin for awhile....

Ethin: (Looking at Samus nude in the bathroom- Oh god....so majestic...T_T
Samus steps out of the tub and walks to Ethin and starts to let him touch her breasts
Ethin: Oh ware have you been all my life...I knew you would...(Looks in mirror, Samus has blue hair. Ethin starts to step away as samus slowly starts to scream Manga and slowly starts to walk to him with her arms outword, Turning into Konata.
Ethin steps back slowly and runs down the hall screaming,
Poposan: Look this place is old it has mice...I sent Ethin to set traps...(Ethin Screams) Hmmm must be a big mouse...
Miku: Your blind! Dont you see what going on here! We are leaving! (Opens door to reveal a snow storm) Crap....Snow, in April.....
Poposan: Yeah haha...Now you girls leave me to my work with this place... I have to do some writing and mild repairs....Go..paint your toes or something...
Candy: We have to get out of here....
ChaosLightning: Good god...I'm with Poposabn on this (Fly's upstairs)
Nightshade: You guys are such baby's hehe ^^ I'm gonna go get a snack...

(Opens fridge)

Nightshade: Lets see... Sunny D some purple stuff, A Severed head jar of pickles, oh cool Pizza.........................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Looks in the fridge again to see a head start to cackle)

Voice: GET OUT!

Nightshade: Ahh loving ghosts!

-Down in the ball room at the bar -


Poposan: Good god the girls can be so ungrateful.... haunted....gawww...I need a drink..(Sits at the bar and smiles) How are you Lloyd?
Lloyd: (A bartender stands at a once empty Bar) How are you Mr. Poposan?
Poposan: Just on Top Lloyd just on top....Well Lloyd It just so happens I got two Twenty's and two fifty's in my pocket....hows about a you put a bottle of bourbon right down here with a nice little glass...LLoyd? HAHA!
Lloyd: Coming up Mr Poposan...(Places Glass and pours a shot)
Poposan: (Opens Wallet to a note that reads needed weed Candy) Say...Lloyd..I seem to be a bit empty At the Moment...Hows my credit here?
Lloyd: Your credit is great here...
Poposan: Lloyd, your the best bar tender in the hole god drat USA.....(Drinks with passion)
Lloyd: Thank you sir.....How are things going Mr Poposan?
Poposan: Things could be better Lloyd...
Lloyd: I hope its nothing bad?
Poposan: No..(Taps on bar Lloyd poors) Just a little problem with the old fun bags up stares....Nothing i cant Handel...
Lloyd: Woman..Cant live with them ..Cant Live With Out them...
Poposan:...Words of wisdom Lloyd words of wisdom....(Drinks) I gave them everything god dammit...I LOVE THE LITTLE SLUTS HAHAHA...I would do anything for them...any fucken thing...That BITCH...as long as I live she'll never let me forget what happened.......I did take them camping once okay...It was meant to be fun!...Good old fun......And it was Two god drat mouths ago!...The little fuckers complain about The dirt, and bugs, and cold...All I try and do is give them a good time....A little bit of gratitude..Lloyd...was that too much?
Lloyd: Not at all Mr Poposan.. not at all....
Poposan: Thats why I like you Lloyd...
Llyode: We like you too Mr Popo...(Popo turns around the empty bar is now filled with people staring at him)
Poposan: Haha well that's great Lloyd....Drinks all around....

(Chaoslighting staring at Poposan from door the room is empty)

Chaoslightning: Hmmmm...odd...

To be Continued ....

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

I spent this whole time thinking there are no creepy deviantart people in my country and finally there it is :poland:

John Liver
May 4, 2009


I'd definitely watch Sailor Moon if it was a horror series like this.

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."




*insert Hook related pun here*

...Bangarang?



Look at these guys, just pallin' around and




Oh, oh my...



:staredog:

Moose King
Nov 5, 2009


Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
80s movie poo poo.




"Evangelion" poo poo.






What in God's name-

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
Incredibly obscure fanart for "What Happened to Agent Small?" - http://invisiblegames.net/archives/what-happened-to-agent-small/

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pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

What makes this especially funny is that I can't NOT read that in Rocko's voice.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Just finished Minerva's Den so I decided to look for some fan-art:




There's an entire gallery full of these little sister things:


Twenty-four to be exact, though some of them are "angels" which are these Bayonetta enemy looking things, oh a recolor of the Mad-Hatter is also one of them too:


and uh, some weird Harry Potter/Charlie Brown comic turned up....
pg.7
pg.9

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scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


I think *stöööööhn* is the universal onomatopoeia for the soul escaping the body.

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