The Return of the Weirdest Fanart Thread.

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sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

scamtank posted:

I think *st��hn* is the universal onomatopoeia for the soul escaping the body.

I'm quite partial to *fechel* *fechel.*

# ? Apr 14, 2013 22:50

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 13:20

LateToTheParty: Oct 13, 2012; The bane of my existence.

More Daft Punk fanart.

# ? Apr 14, 2013 23:26

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; by Fistgrrl

# ? Apr 14, 2013 23:30

1upclock: Sep 25, 2009; Taken completely out of context

Can you guess which one of these may scar me for life?

It's all of them. These will now replace the giant cat-spider hybrids in my nightmares. I shudder to think of the horrors this Anne Frank is hiding from.

# ? Apr 14, 2013 23:49

Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Apr 15, 2013 00:09

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

Stuntman posted:

I want to say it. Should I say it? I guess i'll say it.

~~I didn'~~Nope. Couldn't do it.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 01:01

1upclock: Sep 25, 2009; Taken completely out of context

Ariong posted:

I want to say it. Should I say it? I guess i'll say it.

~~I didn'~~Nope. Couldn't do it.

What a shame.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 01:04

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

1upclock posted:

What a shame.

Hank you might want to see the orthodontist

# ? Apr 15, 2013 01:14

Rahonavis: Jan 11, 2012; "Clevuh gurrrl..."

There's more where that came from, though this one's the least mind-scarring.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 01:23

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Rahonavis posted:

There's more where that came from, though this one's the least mind-scarring.

It's as if Damien Hirst did Disney.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 02:10

Heavy Lobster: Oct 24, 2010

So I guess some guy really liked Cocoon? :nms:

, and

of course.

Posting galleries is frowned upon, right? Because this guy's whole deal is that he uploads about 15 images of the same copy-pasted woman undergoing small changes from panel to panel with his play-by-play description of their "transformation," usually about how they're glad to not have to hide their secret (being Amazon women apparently - it's hard to tell, they all look like the picture I shared with varying amounts of clothing, and without the alien of course). The whole thing is a huge mindfuck and he puts out TONS of it on an almost daily basis.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 03:08

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

Stuntman posted:

Jesus Christ, JC

# ? Apr 15, 2013 03:26

slingshot effect: Sep 28, 2009; the wonderful wizard of welp

1upclock posted:

Can you guess which one of these may scar me for life?

Anne Frank, starring Tommy Wiseau.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 03:53

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Stuntman posted:

This is a joke.
This guy is a master. He has become his own joke.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:15

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Rigged Death Trap posted:

This is a joke.
This guy is a master. He has become his own joke.

I googled the word Delitized and first result came up with was this:
:nms:

http://i.imgur.com/ktMSe0a.jpg :nms:

# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:20

Wowporn: May 31, 2012; HarumphHarumphHarumph

Rigged Death Trap posted:

This is a joke.
This guy is a master. He has become his own joke.

I don't think that is by the actual dude? It's not a cartoon rodent and doesn't look quite the same, so I think like that other picture that wasn't actually his this is just fanart of fanart.

itotaku posted:

I googled the word Delitized and first result came up with was this:
http://i.imgur.com/ktMSe0a.jpg

If this is your first experience with him then you are in for a treat when you read the rest of the thread.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:26

John Liver: May 4, 2009

Stuntman posted:

Oh dear god, it's incredible. These just keep getting betterworse.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:27

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

We've been looking at these things for months now and I only just realized that "delitized" is (presumably) read "deli-tized," as in "transformed into deli products." I was previously seeing it as "de-litized" and thought it was total gibberish.

...and then I searched "deli fanart."

Very lightly :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/Los6QiC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zIM18qY.jpg

# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:28

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Stuntman posted:

My tongue is augmented.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:34

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Ruin Completely posted:

I don't think that is by the actual dude? It's not a cartoon rodent and doesn't look quite the same, so I think like that other picture that wasn't actually his this is just fanart of fanart.

If this is your first experience with him then you are in for a treat when you read the rest of the thread.

What does that word even mean? That's what I want to know.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:39

Mr.Chill: Aug 29, 2006

Sherlock fuckin' Holmes.

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# ? Apr 15, 2013 04:39

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

redmercer posted:

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hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

LateToTheParty posted:

Posting that reminded me of a parody of a Blur compilation cover that I'd seen once before...which turned into a trawl through some goddamned weird Japanese album cover parodies.

So we've got that first...

...and then most of the rest of the weird poo poo I found in the same vein, in vaguely descending order of weird. Or would it be ascending? Either way. It gets weirder.

More Damon Albarn! Sort of.

I don't think any drawing in the world could possibly be as angry at everything as Buddy Rich was.

A well-mannered drawing for the ridiculously well-mannered Steely Dan guy's solo record? ...said record is also on the table, in place of the Sonny Rollins record from the original.

I think the fanartist left in the hand from BRUTE!'s original drawing.

I have no idea why they thought a Maggot Brain parody was a good idea.

This Maiden art has faces that will haunt my goddamn dreams.

This one was worth a chuckle, though.

I don't

nor will I probably ever understand touhou. Even in a progressive rock context.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/kRN39Ps.png :nws:

For the record, I'm surprised I didn't find MORE like this one. I guess death metal is an acquired taste wherever you go. (Maybe not in Scandinavia.)

hexwren has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Apr 15, 2013

# ? Apr 15, 2013 05:28

Grraarrgghh: Feb 12, 2012; "Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."

Chinston Wurchill posted:

We've been looking at these things for months now and I only just realized that "delitized" is (presumably) read "deli-tized," as in "transformed into deli products." I was previously seeing it as "de-litized" and thought it was total gibberish.

Yep.

I've always assumed "foreverial" was some kind of deranged portmanteau of "forever" and "Feivel", the Don Bluth cartoon mouse.

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pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Jesus.
I have to agree that the text is really worse than anything drawn by foreverial guy.
As someone else mentioned, this guy isn't illiterate and the same concept is present in all of the delitized pictures.
The text just has like this strict zealous adherance to these grotesque rules that are unfathomable.
It is like some chant being repeated over and over and the insistance that these things are in fact happening.

When you compare how relatively normal his other works are, I have this mental image of him jolting upright in bed out of a dead sleep, his mouth frothing and him just running to the computer screaming all this poo poo in ecstasy and toiling away at Foreverial and fat Sparky the rest of the night.

Gotta love this dude and crystal fingers. Next person who says originality is dead I'm going to say. "C'mere."

pasaluki has a new favorite as of 06:49 on Apr 15, 2013

# ? Apr 15, 2013 06:47

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Chinston Wurchill posted:

We've been looking at these things for months now and I only just realized that "delitized" is (presumably) read "deli-tized," as in "transformed into deli products." I was previously seeing it as "de-litized" and thought it was total gibberish.

...and then I searched "deli fanart."

Very lightly

http://i.imgur.com/Los6QiC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zIM18qY.jpg

In the content of the text it doesn't seem to make sense, this guy has confounded me on so many levels.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 07:08

Samfucius: Sep 8, 2010; And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Allen Wren posted:

This one was worth a chuckle, though.

Holy gently caress, I listen to Tarkus regularly and the fact that there is anime fanart of it is freaking me out. How big is the ELP/anime crossover fan crowd? I hope it is like one dude.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 07:17

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

DA-Libertarians member posted:

One of many MTG themed political cards I designed to help make my political views more digestible for the everyday layperson. Commenting is encouraged.

A Hollywood actor. Regan grew up as a Democrat, and didn't change party affiliation until he decided to start his political career outside of Hollywood. As President he fought and won a war without firing a single bullet. He barely survived an assassination attempt. The lame stream media of today would have us believe that the era of Reagan is over, that we need to get past Reagan. I happen to agree. We should get past Regan, after we catch up to him. This man envisioned a "Shield" that could intercept and eliminate the threat of a nuclear ICBM, though we posses the technology itself we have yet to invest in it's implementation and infrastructure. The shield was branded by lame stream news as "Star Wars" and was defeated culturally. It would seem that Americas enemy's greatest weapon is made manifest in our own left wing media. Ronald Reagan belongs on Mount Rushmore. Just a fact not an opinion.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 09:31

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Samfucius posted:

Holy gently caress, I listen to Tarkus regularly and the fact that there is anime fanart of it is freaking me out. How big is the ELP/anime crossover fan crowd? I hope it is like one dude.

It's not.

Remember, Japan seriously dug on prog and psych sounds in the 70s, and World Tours mean just that.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 12:26

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Allen Wren posted:

It's not.

Remember, Japan seriously dug on prog and psych sounds in the 70s, and World Tours mean just that.

According to Dave Barry, in the very late 80s/early 90s, they were also into greasers and doing the twist.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 14:25

Lord Lambeth: Dec 7, 2011

For the life of me I can't find any thatcher fan art that isn't "gently caress this woman". Not even internet weirdos like thatcher.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 14:32

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Lord Lambeth posted:

For the life of me I can't find any thatcher fan art that isn't "gently caress this woman". Not even internet weirdos like thatcher.

That's because you're not looking in the right thread.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 15:17

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

# ? Apr 15, 2013 22:30

Tracula: Mar 26, 2010; PLEASE LEAVE

So how long till we start seeing horrible, awful tributes to the Boston bombing with MLP characters and whatnot?

# ? Apr 16, 2013 00:16

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

Tracula posted:

So how long till we start seeing horrible, awful tributes to the Boston bombing with MLP characters and whatnot?

"Okay, so I come downstairs after at least two hours of animation on my DSi when I hear that some b*tch(es) decided that they were going to bomb the freaking Boston Marathon. TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD.

Is this what our country is turning into? 9/11, Newtown, THIS?!"

"Just as the title says. The Boston Marathon was just bombed, and it's terrible."

# ? Apr 16, 2013 00:39

PlantRobot: Feb 13, 2010

Tracula posted:

So how long till we start seeing horrible, awful tributes to the Boston bombing with MLP characters and whatnot?

Already, probably? I'm sure within five minutes someone saw their chance for ~~internet fame and glory~~ unique pageviews and was scribbling furiously.

edit: ^^haha. poo poo, beaten. Thanks for finding all of that- I think?

PlantRobot has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Apr 16, 2013

# ? Apr 16, 2013 00:41

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Somebody beat me to most of them.

Just another strip you don't want to draw. I quickly tossed this together. Skip remembered 9/11 why not Boston. Every life is scared to the Doctor.

I didn't want you to draw it either, buddy.

# ? Apr 16, 2013 00:43

scarycave: Oct 9, 2012; Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

These are the worst...I'm sorry, but there is not a bit of my mind that actually thinks any of these are sincere.
(Though, people do cope in different ways I suppose...)

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Somebody beat me to most of them.

Just another strip you don't want to draw. I quickly tossed this together. Skip remembered 9/11 why not Boston. Every life is scared to the Doctor.

I didn't want you to draw it either, buddy.

Skip? Bleeker? Oh good, that means Karl should be here soon to clean up this horrible mess.

# ? Apr 16, 2013 00:50

Senju Kannon: Apr 9, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Just another strip you don't want to draw. I quickly tossed this together. Skip remembered 9/11 why not Boston. Every life is scared to the Doctor.

I didn't want you to draw it either, buddy.

There is crossover fanart of Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog, a newspaper comic strip, with Dr Who. And it is apparently part of a series, which has "commemorated" the Boston Marathon bombing.

I have to admit this is so absurd it's just confusing me instead of infuriating like "tribute" art usually does.

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swamp waste: Nov 4, 2009; There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Heavy Lobster posted:

So I guess some guy really liked Cocoon? , , and of course.

UHHHHHHHH jesus christ dude. That's eerie. The randomness of the proportions, like the body is just a stack of parts, and the juxtaposition of the faces...

# ? Apr 16, 2013 02:49

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