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Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

looking.glass.eyes posted:

Apparently the security features are working and we are terrified. And something horrifying is just around the corner for all of us or something.

Dear Tims and TPC,

For the past two months, something big, terrifying, and potentially litigious has been imminently coming to get us. No less than four times has the threat of a Big Game-Changing Maybe-FBI Thing been spewed in our direction by you or your members. I would very much like to see what this big scary thing is that I should be very much worried about, but despite your insistence that it is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER JUST YOU WAIT, there has been absolutely nothing of the sort.

Please, Tim Selaty Jr and Sr, I would very much like to experience the devastating repercussions of posting silly pictures on an internet website.

Sincerely,
Glorgnole

P.S. Your site is still terrible, fix your drat site.

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McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

TVarmy posted:

Who here among us is not Jewish Princess?

I'm Jewish, but I don't think I can be a princess on account of I'm a boy.

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008

McCloud24 posted:

I'm Jewish, but I don't think I can be a princess on account of I'm a boy.

You need to be sent to a Soros Gender Reeducation Camp, comrade.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Schwza posted:

You need to be sent to a Soros Gender Reeducation Camp, comrade.

Also known as college.

O Rapture
Feb 28, 2007
Ugh. I have stared into the abyss too long... makes me feel dirty and leaves me kinda hating everyone.

Also missed the memo on 'no contact April 15th' day... I'm afraid I was in there swinging per usual.

Ah well... given my Deep Cover Account's newly discovered conspiracy paranoia, I probably won't last long.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



McCloud24 posted:

I'm Jewish, but I don't think I can be a princess on account of I'm a boy.

Nonsense, boys can be princesses if they want to! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Stellardyes
Apr 9, 2013
What the hell is wrong with this site? It's coming up all funky.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Stellardyes posted:

What the hell is wrong with this site? It's coming up all funky.

Funky in what way? Screenshot?

JULIAN ASSANGE
Dec 6, 2012

Julian Assange FACT:
If you unzipped my pants, you would only find more pants.
Look at these chuckefucks. NOT RACIST!!!



I am Robin Huffman

JULIAN ASSANGE fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Apr 16, 2013

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
"A black kid to be walking around in a white neighborhood" :raise:

O Rapture
Feb 28, 2007

ashgromnies posted:

"A black kid to be walking around in a white neighborhood" :raise:

We should have some sort of game to guess who the trolls are in that thread.

OH NO MY DICK
Feb 24, 2013


Forums Jesus
I do like that they imply that killing a human being is worth it if no one gets their car stolen.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

O Rapture posted:

We should have some sort of game to guess who the trolls are in that thread.

I know a lot of the trolls and I don't recognize any of those names.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Wikipedia posted:

Culture

Piss ant can also be used positively. Ron Ault of the AFL-CIO said, in describing the relationship of his union to the Pentagon, "Our job is to be the irritant piss ant stinging them on their ankles at every opportunity."[11]

plaguedoctor
Jun 26, 2008

I CAN DUMP MY GIRLFRIEND CAUSE SHE'S LIKE A WHORE, RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT???
"George Zimmerman isn't white; he's a Jew."
- Richard James, 2013

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

TVarmy posted:



It's a fair cop.

Oh God Damnit! I forgot to file my PEN-15 again. Is there any way to get an extension, or am I going to be a laughingstock at the next few meetings? All I have to work with is last year's stub.

Gimby
Sep 6, 2011

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Oh God Damnit! I forgot to file my PEN-15 again. Is there any way to get an extension, or am I going to be a laughingstock at the next few meetings? All I have to work with is last year's stub.

You can get an extension, but you may have to take the blue pill

dirtycajun
Aug 27, 2004

SUCKING DICKS AND SQUEEZING TITTIES

Gimby posted:

You can get an extension, but you may have to take the blue pill

The fact they make us take it is the worst, there isn't much harder than life on the blue pill.

SillyGoosesinc
Jul 18, 2012

by exmarx

looking.glass.eyes posted:



Apparently the security features are working and we are terrified. And something horrifying is just around the corner for all of us or something.

God, how long have we been trolling this site and they still think the decoy threads in GBS are the real deal. You'd think by now they'd have discovered at least one of the real threads we've hidden in Pet Island, Creative Convention, and YOSPOS.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
My favorite bit of trolling with one of my deep cover was to constantly say poo poo like "Thank God the Baby Boomers, the most entitled generation in world history, will be irrelevant/dead soon." and watch all the TPC members freak the hell out about it.

They hate the fact that they'll be irrelevant and nobody will care about them beyond what we learn about them in history.

The TPC members constantly like to bag on today's generation, but I usually refute it with facts and figures about employment, wages, the War on Terror, deployment, VA articles about how Vietnam Vets in the system were found to have consistently delayed OIF vets benefits, poo poo like that, along with a good dose of hippy sayings.

That got him banned like a motherfucker.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Really Lance? Then why do you keep hitting on one of my trolls?

Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Apr 17, 2013

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

McDowell posted:

Everything on Something Awful.com exists to irritate TPC members.

SomethingAwful was founded in 1999 as a reacton to the Tea Party with the explicit purpose of irritating the tea party community portal. Boy things sure started picking up when the TPC site was launched a couple months ago.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Fiend posted:

SomethingAwful was founded in 1999 as a reacton to the Tea Party with the explicit purpose of irritating the tea party community portal. Boy things sure started picking up when the TPC site was launched a couple months ago.

My favorite thing is when they find out we have a gun forum and are all :psyduck:, as apparently we are all 100% in lockstep for taking all the guns.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



JULIAN ASSANGE posted:

Look at these chuckefucks. NOT RACIST!!!

"If you can think of another reason for a black guy to be walking around at night in a white neighborhood covering his face with a hood, let me know." - Jennifer Leary

I know people in the tea party are racist, but holy wow that is just blatantly racist as all hell.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci


David Stasinos is on the fence about whether or not it's okay to try to murder Senators, he has to know the intended victim's party affiliation first. :geno:

Edit:

Hazo posted:

"If you can think of another reason for a black guy to be walking around at night in a white neighborhood covering his face with a hood, let me know." - Jennifer Leary

I know people in the tea party are racist, but holy wow that is just blatantly racist as all hell.

No no, see I thought that at first too. But if you look closer, she calls him a "black guy". It's only racist when you say the N word, remember?

looking.glass.eyes fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Apr 17, 2013

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

looking.glass.eyes posted:




No no, see I thought that at first too. But if you look closer, she calls him a "black guy". It's only racist when you say the N word, remember?

friend of the family filters into "black guy"

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

socialsecurity posted:

friend of the family filters into "black guy"

Filters into "black person" actually, so for whatever it's worth, that IS what she wrote.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

romeo x-ray posted:

Unless something weird happened very consistently yesterday, I had three accounts banned, except they didn't block the IP, just got logged out and couldn't login again. It's either an attempt to preserve material for the ongoing urgent FBI investigation, or...I don't know? I just made new accounts with the same email a minute later.

I think that's a "password ban". PTP is pretty incompetent and has been known to do that

TVarmy posted:

My favorite thing is when they find out we have a gun forum and are all :psyduck:, as apparently we are all 100% in lockstep for taking all the guns.

Nono you see we are taking all the guns for ourselves so when the FEMA revolution comes they will be first against the wall

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Apr 17, 2013

Stellardyes
Apr 9, 2013

Kaethela posted:

Funky in what way? Screenshot?


It's a browser issue. Firefox all funky, Chrome all normal. I'm embarrassed to admit I don't know how to do a screenshot.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

Stellardyes posted:

It's a browser issue. Firefox all funky, Chrome all normal. I'm embarrassed to admit I don't know how to do a screenshot.

Fireshot plugin for Firefox (I think there is a Chrome one too) works well. Windows Snipping tool is good for quick grabs, too.

Stellardyes
Apr 9, 2013

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Oh God Damnit! I forgot to file my PEN-15 again. Is there any way to get an extension, or am I going to be a laughingstock at the next few meetings? All I have to work with is last year's stub.

Yes, we will laugh at you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

Hazo posted:

"If you can think of another reason for a black guy to be walking around at night in a white neighborhood covering his face with a hood, let me know." - Jennifer Leary

I know people in the tea party are racist, but holy wow that is just blatantly racist as all hell.

GOVERNMENT STOP INFRINGING ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S RIGHTS TO BUY GUNS

I see no reason a black guy should be allowed here at night, better shoot him on sight

SpookyTurtle
Jun 13, 2003

Top of the food chain, Ma!
It's adorable to watch the TPC try to distance itself from their like-minded counterparts in the Westboro Baptist Church.



Let's see:
  • WBC members are socialists
  • WBC members aren't Real Christians™
  • WBC is going to get smashed for protesting the Boston Marathon funerals
  • WBC is a false flag organization to make Real Christians™ look bad
  • WBC members are trolls

Never let a crisis go to waste. :smuggo:

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

TVarmy posted:

My favorite thing is when they find out we have a gun forum and are all :psyduck:, as apparently we are all 100% in lockstep for taking all the guns.

Well, to be fair to them, it's not really a true gun forum, being on a troll site and all. You're only allowed to own a gun if you're not a liberal, donchaknow.

Joke's on them. I got all my guns by cashing in my Soros Stamps. That means I'm also not impacted by the ammunition supply problems right now because all my guns fire gay abortions. :mmmhmm:

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

:frogsiren:Attention all Soros Operatives, your presence is requested in the IRC.:frogsiren:

O Rapture
Feb 28, 2007
And my deep cover identity FINALLY shows up on SA... I feel like I should throw a little party.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

O Rapture posted:

And my deep cover identity FINALLY shows up on SA... I feel like I should throw a little party.

Make sure to note that on your PEN-15 form, Soros gives you a bonus abortion and gay marriage for it,

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Glorgnole posted:

:frogsiren:Attention all Soros Operatives, your presence is requested in the IRC.:frogsiren:

Do you mean all of us from across SA? Many of us have our own assigned projects that need attention, but can help you out with whatever you need if Soros approves it.

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Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Bait and Swatch posted:

Do you mean all of us from across SA? Many of us have our own assigned projects that need attention, but can help you out with whatever you need if Soros approves it.

Something is Awful dot org is in fact entirely dedicated to the ruination of Tea Party Community and freedom-loving peoples the world over, so of course I mean :siren:all Soros Operatives!:siren:

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