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fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

itotaku posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QOhnMAG.png
an original my little pony character? That's not so ba-...oh...

That isn't remotely where a horse's teats are :colbert:

......

# ? Apr 19, 2013 15:53

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:10

M as in Mancy: Apr 21, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

fool_of_sound posted:

That isn't remotely where a horse's teats are ......

Unfortunately, many bronies can actually get very pedantic about this, going as far as to make a brand new fetish based around placing human breasts there, calling them "crotchboobs". There's even an absurdly popular blog based around it. Here's a sample!

:nws:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e5e2a74e7848c33d47476b5b036328d/tumblr_mi8kcl2ek61rkh28ho1_1280.png :nms:

# ? Apr 19, 2013 16:14

trilobite terror: Oct 20, 2007; BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Daionus the 23rd posted:

...A combination of words that should never have had to exist...

This is a combination of words that should never have had to exist.

# ? Apr 19, 2013 16:22

senrath: Nov 4, 2009; Look Professor, a destruct switch!

Daionus the 23rd posted:

Unfortunately, many bronies can actually get very pedantic about this, going as far as to make a brand new fetish based around placing human breasts there, calling them "crotchboobs". There's even an absurdly popular blog based around it. Here's a sample!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e5e2a74e7848c33d47476b5b036328d/tumblr_mi8kcl2ek61rkh28ho1_1280.png

For my own sanity, I'm going to assume "absurdly popular" means "it exists at all."

# ? Apr 19, 2013 16:23

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

senrath posted:

For my own sanity, I'm going to assume "absurdly popular" means "it exists at all."

When they say Absurdly Popular they mean Absurdly Popular. According to my googlefu the character is nicknamed "Milkmare" and her human breasts are the biggest part of her personality.

# ? Apr 19, 2013 16:28

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; by Fistgrrl

itotaku posted:

When they say Absurdly Popular they mean Absurdly Popular. According to my googlefu the character is nicknamed "Milkmare" and her human breasts are the biggest part of her personality.

That wasn't necessary, thanks

# ? Apr 19, 2013 19:26

Tempest815: Oct 7, 2006; FALCON PUNCH!!

Daionus the 23rd posted:

The horror... The horror...

Why do I click things. Why. You said what it was, and I clicked it anyway.

This thread broke me.

# ? Apr 19, 2013 20:42

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

Tempest815 posted:

Why do I click things. Why. You said what it was, and I clicked it anyway.

This thread broke me.

Wuss.

# ? Apr 19, 2013 21:23

LateToTheParty: Oct 13, 2012; The bane of my existence.

# ? Apr 19, 2013 22:37

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

A Buttery Pastry posted:

You clearly don't know your dictators. Seriously though, as much as they're just anime girls that bear no resemblance to their real life counterparts, the clothing is at least a pretty good indicator of who they're supposed to be.* Still weird as hell though.

*Well, as long as you don't go looking for a dictator wearing garter belts.

Ah yes, remember Chavez's famous outfit?

# ? Apr 19, 2013 23:11

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

Improbable Lobster posted:

Ah yes, remember Chavez's famous outfit?

Radiation therapy will do that to you.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 00:00

scarycave: Oct 9, 2012; Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

FF-X fanart:

Bonus - Exedeath Fanart:

# ? Apr 20, 2013 00:06

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

scarycave posted:

FF-X fanart:

Because these are original MLPs, these are awesome. :colbert:

# ? Apr 20, 2013 04:59

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

Because these are original MLPs, these are awesome.

I like how its all from a digital coloring book that they printed, colored and then uploaded.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 05:14

Liar Lyre: Jun 3, 2011; Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

itotaku posted:

I like how its all from a digital coloring book that they printed, colored and then uploaded.

And in crayon. That's actually pretty cool.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 05:18

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Liar Lyre posted:

And in crayon. That's actually pretty cool.

Though the DeviantArt watermarks do detract from it a bit.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 05:32

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

Pick posted:

Because these are original MLPs, these are awesome.

Whoa. I just had a major nostalgia wave. Five years old, at day care, coloring a page in a My Little Pony coloring book. It was so cute and innocent back then. I just gotta hope that it feels the same for most modern day five year old little girls and that aside from some weirdo blocking the toy aisle in Target, the little kids don't actually interact with bronies all that much.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 07:55

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Improbable Lobster posted:

Ah yes, remember Chavez's famous outfit?

Hat is still recognizable, and the outfit is in the colors of the Venezuelan flag. :colbert:

_{Calling him a dictator is a bit of a stretch though.}

# ? Apr 20, 2013 08:28

ShadowMar: Mar 2, 2010; HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!

thetruekofking93 posted:

Okay, before we go to the intro...I will straight up say that I had a problem with the paper before scanning it and truthfully I busted my rear end with this pic...just by looking at the pics of the four main OC's...however I will straight up say that in my opinion...this is one of my best pieces of work...thank for listening...
*End intro*
This is the final member of the main OC's from the J'M&M Beach N' Bitches *Giggles* plus what makes her interesting so far is that she's a free spirit and is not afraid to flaunt her puffy golden locks and expose...her cute...sexy...skin and her big...beautiful...round...however she did not earn point for...having an association with my boo Mona...but howeverI look forward to see her in more comics...overall rate and comic.

Her rear end is tumors.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 08:30

Senior Scarybagels: Jan 6, 2011; nom nom; Grimey Drawer

ShadowMar posted:

Her rear end is tumors.

Somehow that art is worse than Sonichu. And that scares me if this is a teenager or adult (especially the latter)

# ? Apr 20, 2013 08:39

HenessyHero: Mar 4, 2008; "I thought we had something, Shepard. Something real."

# ? Apr 20, 2013 08:49

Jyrraeth: Aug 1, 2008; I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

ShadowMar posted:

Her rear end is tumors.

I find it funny that he managed to rip the paper just below one of her butt cheeks. He was probably concentrating really, really hard on getting that curve right, dammit. :smithicide:

# ? Apr 20, 2013 09:08

Boxman: Sep 27, 2004; Big fan of

Gann Jerrod posted:

I guess this isn't really fanart, as it is the leaked poster for Star Wars 7, but I just want to show everyone!

Holy poo poo, is that The Cape on the right?

Ballin Stalin posted:

This one is actually brilliant.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 14:17

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

ShadowMar posted:

Her rear end is tumors.

Dude sounds like he's about to cum just talking about the goddamn stick figure's rear end. Calm down, dude. There are much better asses out there.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 15:22

Zonekeeper: Oct 27, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

Ah yes, remember Chavez's famous outfit?

I'm having a hard time figuring out how the gently caress that collar works. :psyduck:

# ? Apr 20, 2013 19:48

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Zonekeeper: Saying what I was afraid to.

This isn't the first cheesecake Animu pic I've seen with a bikini and unattached collar combo. It is a mystery for the ages.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 20:27

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

Zonekeeper posted:

I'm having a hard time figuring out how the gently caress that collar works.

It's a boob-shaped boob-colored skintight shirt, obviously :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 20, 2013 21:14

LateToTheParty: Oct 13, 2012; The bane of my existence.

Yes there is Johnny Turbo fanart.

LateToTheParty has a new favorite as of 21:26 on Apr 20, 2013

# ? Apr 20, 2013 21:17

TheDon01: Mar 8, 2009

redmercer posted:

That wasn't necessary, thanks

# ? Apr 20, 2013 21:27

DoctorPresident: Jul 21, 2012

TheDon01 posted:

Well hello there my first avatar.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 23:13

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Boxman posted:

Holy poo poo, is that The Cape on the right?

Looks like Moon Knight.

I am saddened that I know this.

# ? Apr 20, 2013 23:41

Concordat: Mar 4, 2007; Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

At this point unnecessarily sexualizing of things is starting to strike me as the least weird of fanart. Or at least pretty common.

Gist of what they are saying: Pepper wonders what the briefcase is for, Tony tells her it is a portable Iron Man suit so he can become Iron Man at a moment's notice.

# ? Apr 21, 2013 03:25

grading essays nude: Oct 24, 2009; so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life

TheDon01 posted:

I know this is based off a tweet but wasn't there a tumblr with more of these? Not twitterthecomic.tumblr.com but a different one IIRC.

Never mind it's http://fanfictionimg.tumblr.com/. Eh, most of them aren't that good but there's a few gems.

grading essays nude has a new favorite as of 07:40 on Apr 21, 2013

# ? Apr 21, 2013 07:36

7c Nickel: Apr 27, 2008

Hmmmm This poison themed space ninja is pretty neat, but do you know what would make her better?

If she were grotesquely fat.

# ? Apr 21, 2013 10:18

Lord Lambeth: Dec 7, 2011

I think I've been desensitized by inflation fetishists because my first thought was "I've seen fatter"

# ? Apr 21, 2013 10:42

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Been playing New Vegas. Awesome game, it has great writing and it's pretty clever. Game is just amazing all around.

The fanart is more hit and miss though:

You have that is quite good for amateur work.

and then you just have garbage.

New Vegas, it's a good game. drat good. You bronies and furries ain't gonna ruin that for me, ya hear. :clint:

# ? Apr 21, 2013 11:02

M as in Mancy: Apr 21, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Apr 21, 2013 13:15

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Glasgow Kiss posted:

Been playing New Vegas. Awesome game, it has great writing and it's pretty clever. Game is just amazing all around.

and then you just have garbage.

New Vegas, it's a good game. drat good. You bronies and furries ain't gonna ruin that for me, ya hear.

I have terrible, terrible news for you...

# ? Apr 21, 2013 15:43