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Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
There's something that rubs me horribly the wrong way about bigots that wear cowboy hats. Not regular people who wear cowboy hats - bigots specifically.

It's like the hat becomes a cardboard symbol of being gleeful and nostalgic about genocide. (Ask the Native Americans what they think about immigration and the 2nd amendment!)

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Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

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Spacedad posted:

There's something that rubs me horribly the wrong way about bigots that wear cowboy hats. Not regular people who wear cowboy hats - bigots specifically.

It's like the hat becomes a cardboard symbol of being gleeful and nostalgic about genocide. (Ask the Native Americans what they think about immigration and the 2nd amendment!)

The hat is a symbol of how they're a Trun Patroit valiantly struggling against dem evil muslim city folk and their evil anti-gun policies!

SpookyTurtle
Jun 13, 2003

Top of the food chain, Ma!

Spacedad posted:

There's something that rubs me horribly the wrong way about bigots that wear cowboy hats. Not regular people who wear cowboy hats - bigots specifically.

It's like the hat becomes a cardboard symbol of being gleeful and nostalgic about genocide. (Ask the Native Americans what they think about immigration and the 2nd amendment!)

What are you talking about? Trun Patroits of the TPC oppress all swarthy heathens equally.



Wait, maybe these noble savages are okay, because they have come to understand their place, firmly beneath the collective bootheel of the righteous White Man.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

SpookyTurtle posted:

What are you talking about? Trun Patroits of the TPC oppress all swarthy heathens equally.



Wait, maybe these noble savages are okay, because they have come to understand their place, firmly beneath the collective bootheel of the righteous White Man.

I can guarantee you their opinion on native people will do an instant 180 if you ever bring up the American Indian Movement, indigenous sovereignty, reparation payments, or the return of stolen land, though.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax


You have got to be kidding me. There is no way these people are this goddamn dumb.

e: Move along, nothing to see.

TacticalUrbanHomo fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Apr 22, 2013

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
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The Rokstar fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Apr 22, 2013

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Jennifer Leary is deep cover, and nothing will convince me otherwise.

Takoluka fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Apr 22, 2013

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Takoluka posted:

Jennifer Leary is deep cover, and nothing will convince me otherwise.

You must have platinum access to view this Soros approved message

McCloud24 fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Apr 22, 2013

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Takoluka posted:

Jennifer Leary is deep cover, and nothing will convince me otherwise.

See that's my whole thing, she's obviously a troll, and these people know they are a popular target for trolls, yet they see blatantly racist bullshit stated in the most logically inconsistent way possible and they say, "Yeah, I agree with that."

The only time she's been called a troll by her fellow TPCers is when she politely informed a guy that the VA Tech shooter was a non-citizen and, therefore, could not in fact have been a registered democrat. :psyboom:

TacticalUrbanHomo fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Apr 22, 2013

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS
So out of curiosity, if I understand this website right they directly stole code from Facebook at some point.

What exactly is the ETA on Facebook suing the living hell out of them for that? I don't recall Facebook ever making those assets free to use to the public, though I may be mistaken.

Archonex fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Apr 22, 2013

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



It hardly matters if she is actually a troll nobody's fessed up to yet, the point is that actual TPC members are agreeing with the things she says, proving that TPC is filled with horrible, racist, bigoted people who share those same opinions. So yeah, either way it's a victory for us.

This right here is a great microcosm of how normal people's opinions are dealt with on that site.

:geno:: "Hey fyi your post has no proof behind it and it even says so in the article"
:downs:: "*posts a bunch of identical or irrelevant links*"
:downs:: "Do your own research, I've already made up my mind."
:downs:: "Blocked, troll"

They just believe what they want, even if there's no evidence for it. It's textbook childish stupidity and it's part of the reason they had to create their own little clubhouse in TPC, because normal people see how stupid/insane they are and want nothing to do with them.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

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Hazo posted:

:geno:: "Hey fyi your post has no proof behind it and it even says so in the article"
:downs:: "*posts a bunch of identical or irrelevant links*"
:downs:: "Do your own research, I've already made up my mind."
:downs:: "Blocked, troll"

They just believe what they want, even if there's no evidence for it. It's textbook childish stupidity and it's part of the reason they had to create their own little clubhouse in TPC, because normal people see how stupid/insane they are and want nothing to do with them.

And for that, I'm glad, because we're over HERE while they stay safely waaaaaay over THERE.

SpookyTurtle
Jun 13, 2003

Top of the food chain, Ma!

Hazo posted:

:geno:: "Hey fyi your post has no proof behind it and it even says so in the article"
:downs:: "*posts a bunch of identical or irrelevant links*"
:downs:: "Do your own research, I've already made up my mind."
:downs:: "Blocked, troll"

They just believe what they want, even if there's no evidence for it. It's textbook childish stupidity and it's part of the reason they had to create their own little clubhouse in TPC, because normal people see how stupid/insane they are and want nothing to do with them.

They manage some impressive doublethink to convince themselves that they've won any disagreement, no matter who threw in the towel first.
:downs:: "Blocked, troll!" :owned:
:downs:: "The troll gave up and left, so I get the last word!" :owned:


Meanwhile, Tim Sr. keeps it classy:

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

YellerBill posted:

And for that, I'm glad, because we're over HERE while they stay safely waaaaaay over THERE.

We had our share of those people here. The election last year and the Romney toxx thread did a good job cleaning house.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

SpookyTurtle posted:

Meanwhile, Tim Sr. keeps it classy:


That hashtag is actually a legit thing... why why why? Do they think that it was a setup? That the guy was brainwashed by his brother? He wasn't ten, he's still a goddamn bomber.

E. I mean the liberals that are using it, not the conservatives that are also using it to get out the fact that HEEEZE A MUSLM FREE HIM TO PIGS.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



SpookyTurtle posted:

Meanwhile, Tim Sr. keeps it classy:

Wait, isn't TPC itself full of people who think the whole thing was a false flag or frame operation? Why are they suddenly disparaging people who think that way?

gadZeus
Jul 31, 2008

Hazo posted:

Wait, isn't TPC itself full of people who think the whole thing was a false flag or frame operation? Why are they suddenly disparaging people who think that way?

Because this time they don't have to rally around their gun rights.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Hazo posted:

Wait, isn't TPC itself full of people who think the whole thing was a false flag or frame operation? Why are they suddenly disparaging people who think that way?

Because he's a Muslim

SpookyTurtle
Jun 13, 2003

Top of the food chain, Ma!

Hazo posted:

Wait, isn't TPC itself full of people who think the whole thing was a false flag or frame operation? Why are they suddenly disparaging people who think that way?

Haha, you want consistent reasoning from the Tea Party.
Go back to the beginning of the thread, read through it again.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Still strange to see such a fast reversal, usually it takes a couple of days of being told what to think by right-wing pundits for them to become hypocrites. I think it could be comedic to point it out since we already have tons of screenshots of people screaming false flag; I'd be interested to hear their version of justifying it.

The Muslim thing was actually my guess, even though I thought it was still to early to confirm if he was actually a radical Muslim. "Oh well if he's a MUSLIM then of course it's entirely reasonable that he did it, everyone of that religion is a bloodthirsty animal."

Gun rights make sense too. Although remember 9/11, that didn't involve guns, why didn't they think that could have been a false fl- oh right, Muslims again. Still, I applaud these people for standing up to the tyrant Obama and preventing him from using yet another national tragedy to take away rights, like the notable examples of ____________ and ____________. And who can forget his restrictions on ____________.

Cody Banks
Mar 7, 2013
Obviously both Muslims and the government were responsible for 9/11 because they're both bad things.

How hard is that to understand?

insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.
I don't even bother posting on there anymore; I just collect the flotsam & jetsam so you don't have to wade in there.



But I thought he was a dirty Muslim undeserving of such basic rights.



So instead of trying to argue that what is clearly a photoshop is actually real, you just resign yourself to the fact that "it's still her butt". Everything that's wrong with America is clearly contained in the First Lady's rear end, if we're to follow your logic.



Da fuq?



With lovely customer service like this, we trolls don't even need to do anything to you anymore. Who needs to attack the members when the Selatys are perfectly willing to do it themselves?

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

insert_funny posted:



So instead of trying to argue that what is clearly a photoshop is actually real, you just resign yourself to the fact that "it's still her butt". Everything that's wrong with America is clearly contained in the First Lady's rear end, if we're to follow your logic.

You know, for supposedly God-fearing, morally pure Christians who hate Michelle so much, they spend an inordinate amount of time looking at and discussing her butt.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
They seriously can't stop reposting that loving butt photo. I could post the same comparison for the average middle American rear end next to the average Euro rear end. Not to get into this stupid misogynistic debate

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

insert_funny posted:

With lovely customer service like this, we trolls don't even need to do anything to you anymore. Who needs to attack the members when the Selatys are perfectly willing to do it themselves?

How does Tim Sr deal with debate in his THEYRE TAKING ARE GUNS!! thread? Restrict the offending account to prevent them posting. And gently caress with their profile picture. Way to win a debate Tim.






romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 01:02 on May 28, 2013

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
TPC members: pay 5 bux to change other member avatars. It's win win for Tim because he'd make money for everyone we red text

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

romeo x-ray posted:

How does Tim Sr deal with debate in his THEYRE TAKING ARE GUNS!! thread? Restrict the offending account to prevent them posting. And gently caress with their profile picture. Way to win a debate Tim.





Who is the avatar of?

Merica
Jan 28, 2009

Tim Selaty Jr posted:

Because he's a Muslim

It doesn't even have to be that. It could just be reasons*.

*anything i just decided to make up. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value



Don't tread on me.

EDIT:

Also, guys, quit fact checking for free and then getting banned. Tim wants to pay us to do it!

TVarmy fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Apr 22, 2013

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

TVarmy posted:

Who is the avatar of?

The original or Tim's handiwork? I assume the original is one Les Gaetano, a totally real person; Tim's is a bitingly witty 'troll at computer' composition. Les also popped up on this beauty, other user obscured in case it's one of us, though I don't think so, and they hadn't been banned as of a minute ago. For anyone unfamiliar, TPC's word-filter replaces 'friend of the family' with 'black person'.



and some super exciting breaking news





Forgive me for my previous scepticism Tims, this revolutionary feature is clearly going to propel TPC into the social network big league. Overnight. Because.

romeo x-ray fucked around with this message at 01:03 on May 28, 2013

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Beck's saying that the random Saudi dude who was injured by the explosion is some sort of ~terrorist mastermind~. Also that Beck has a direct line into the inner workings of the US national counterterrorism organizations.:lol:
The far right actually cannot imagine a reality in which terrorist acts are not in some way connected to Middle Easterners.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Hahaha in my personal experience, having "likes" removed and different emotions instead will just piss people off when someone in their echo chamber will not pick "pray" or "agreed". I've seen on another forum a guy go apeshit over people ranking his posts as "silly".

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Glorgnole posted:

Beck's saying that the random Saudi dude who was injured by the explosion is some sort of ~terrorist mastermind~. Also that Beck has a direct line into the inner workings of the US national counterterrorism organizations.:lol:
The far right actually cannot imagine a reality in which terrorist acts are not in some way connected to Middle Easterners.

Well to be fair, it was connected to Middle Easterners. What they can't imagine is that a Middle Easterner would not be connected to terrorism in some way.

e: Durr hurr hurr "Cbechnyan" isn't a language, Chechens speak Russian, Arabic, and Goryuni. But right, other countries don't matter.

TacticalUrbanHomo fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Apr 22, 2013

romeo x-ray
Jan 16, 2013

by angerbeet

Glorgnole posted:

Beck's saying that the random Saudi dude who was injured by the explosion is some sort of ~terrorist mastermind~. Also that Beck has a direct line into the inner workings of the US national counterterrorism organizations.:lol:
The far right actually cannot imagine a reality in which terrorist acts are not in some way connected to Middle Easterners.

Is it me or is he just saying exactly what's already been said a hundred times in the paranoia-sphere, but with added labyrinthine obscurative detail. To quote Lincoln Osiris, spit that poo poo out man. He's creating a conspiracy theory out of thin air with every unconnectable dot and retractable allegation he can cobble together. tldr: this is their new Benghazi.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

romeo x-ray posted:

He's creating a conspiracy theory out of thin air with every unconnectable dot and retractable allegation he can cobble together.

Sooooo, basically he's just doing his normal thing? Must have a new book coming out soon.

lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

Guys, I'm so excited, my bonus check came today! Now I can afford to buy abortions for the entire neighborhood. Praise Soros!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I just can't wait for "Boston! :byodood:" to get added to the right wing list of insane poo poo they scream about all the time. You know, when they have one of those rants that includes something like "When will the American people WAKE UP!? Obamacare, Fast & Furious, Benghazi, Boston--ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" overlaid over a picture of Angry Obama. Ordinary people will read that and think "What the gently caress does Boston have to do with Obama being a bad president?" while people in the know will realize that clearly Obama is the centre of a secret conspiracy to have Chechen Muslims bomb the Boston Marathon under the leadership of a Saudi mastermind who will for some reason also be hanging around the bomb site to get citizen's arrested, and then allowed to leave the country so Obama doesn't have to face the truth, all so that Obama can stage a trial period of martial law on a major American city in preparation for when he takes away all the guns in America and then declares himself dictator for life, at which point the US military will simultaneously become his enforcers, requiring people to own guns to fight them, and rise up against him because the military is full of trun patroits.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

lamb posted:

Guys, I'm so excited, my bonus check came today! Now I can afford to buy abortions for the entire neighborhood. Praise Soros!



I just got my monthly cheque from the London office, and the envelope looks almost the same.

Bit disappointed though, I only received £12,79 for the 'Dorothy Cotton' account (SC022954). What a waste of time that was. :ohdear:

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Seeing every single loving stupid image macro on that website labelled repeatedly as "angered" and "worried" dozens of times over is going to be loving hilarious.

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TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

I just want to bump all the porn with prayerful.

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