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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Can someone tell me why people are still talking about the Newtown false flag vis a vis the Boston marathon? I thought the point of the Newtown false flag was for the government to take away everyone's guns, but the very same government struck down a relatively minor gun reform law just last week. What's happening with the internal logic there?

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Lurch
Mar 5, 2010

by Lowtax
So in a couple of days it will be ANZAC (Australian for ARE TROOPS) day and this is already making the rounds.

http://m.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/katter-hits-back-at-viral-emails-20120113-1pz57.html
Yeah my MSPaint needs work.

Edit: Here's the full text of the chain rant, read the whole lot without rolling your eyes, I dare you: http://coffsoutlook.com/well-at-last-a-politician-who-speaks-the-truth/

Lurch has a new favorite as of 12:12 on Apr 23, 2013

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Lurch posted:

So in a couple of days it will be ANZAC (Australian for ARE TROOPS) day and this is already making the rounds.

http://m.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/katter-hits-back-at-viral-emails-20120113-1pz57.html
Yeah my MSPaint needs work.

This is pretty much every one of these stupid things condensed into 2 comments.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Blind Pineapple posted:

Can someone tell me why people are still talking about the Newtown false flag vis a vis the Boston marathon? I thought the point of the Newtown false flag was for the government to take away everyone's guns, but the very same government struck down a relatively minor gun reform law just last week. What's happening with the internal logic there?

There isn't any. Never try to apply any logic to that kind of poo poo, it'll only warp your mind in the process.

Anyway, how about those Facebook idiots?



All you people ever use Facebook for is to tell your friends about your life! GEEZ!

(All of his posts are petty, ambiguous complaints.)

Arsonist Daria has a new favorite as of 20:46 on Apr 23, 2013

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.
This guy is a terrible poster. These are just a few of his recent ones.











A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Idiot Kicker posted:

It needs to die, and so does the "y u no" stuff.

That does too, but that's just an annoying grammar thing, the concept of the friend zone actively makes society a worse place.

FighterKnuckles
Apr 17, 2010

The truth is in sight!

Buggiezor posted:

This guy is a terrible poster. These are just a few of his recent ones.



Okay, this I don't get. How the hell is Iowa the 'oldest state', and why is that necessarily a bad thing? :psyduck: Did they just run out of ideas at that point?

Fake Edit: or did they mean it has the oldest average age of its residents? Whatever, its still dumb

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FighterKnuckles posted:

Okay, this I don't get. How the hell is Iowa the 'oldest state', and why is that necessarily a bad thing? :psyduck: Did they just run out of ideas at that point?

Fake Edit: or did they mean it has the oldest average age of its residents? Whatever, its still dumb

I'm really curious whether worst at "Teacher salary" means North Carolina has the highest teacher salaries or the lowest.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Being a NERD is BAD!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Rhode Island is the worst at drug use? Does that mean we really suck at drugs? :confused:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Washington has to be the worst at beastiality because of the horse rape.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
The worst they could come up with in Colorado is Cocaine Use?

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Rhode Island is the worst at drug use? Does that mean we really suck at drugs? :confused:

Yes, do your drugs better already :colbert: You guys are embarrassing all of New England. I mean look at the state representative who was against taking up marijuana decriminalization who got pulled over in CT for driving while drunk and in possession of marijuana. He's doing drugs all kinds of wrong.


Also we're #2 in breast cancer, not #1.

Amused to Death has a new favorite as of 18:38 on Apr 23, 2013

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
Wait, how come the "nerdiest state" and the "most porn watching state" are separate states? I question the validity of this infographic.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Pope Mobile posted:

Washington has to be the worst at beastiality because of the horse rape.

It clearly states they're the worst at BESTiality. So they're just the farther from being the best, which makes them the worst... overall?

I dunno I'm from Maryland and AIDS doesn't seem like much of a problem except in maybe two counties, so maybe overall we're the best at bestiality.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Troposphere posted:



That's one way to look at it I guess?

A thing happened in a fantasy book, therefore evolution is a lie.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

Trot_to_Trotsky posted:

Do u understand anything?

nope



Here's a winner posted on my feed yesterday:



:stare:

Over 14,000 shares...

We do not allow racism.

Mohammed Obama.

:doh:

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

I find this one kind of sweet, in a weird way. :3:

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Blind Pineapple posted:

Can someone tell me why people are still talking about the Newtown false flag vis a vis the Boston marathon? I thought the point of the Newtown false flag was for the government to take away everyone's guns, but the very same government struck down a relatively minor gun reform law just last week. What's happening with the internal logic there?

A lot of these people are just suspicious of the U.S. government in general or outright anti-government. Everything bad is the government's fault, even if it's contradictory somehow. There isn't a whole lot of logic factoring in here.

For example, I used to work in a sporting goods store right around the time of the Sandy Hook shooting. People freaked out and started buying up all our ammunition like crazy because "the government's going to ban are guns/ammo!!" Then when we couldn't keep it on the shelves because everyone was in a buying frenzy, they decided our store was always out of ammo stock because the government was buying it all up to keep it out of the public's hands. You know, not because whackjobs were hoarding it or anything. :wtc:

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k


Some fun facts about this character:

1. Yes, he's set his name to Eric-kun.
2. 95% of his posts have some form of dumb anime smilie.
3. A lot of his posts consist of irrationally excessive anger over trivial things such as the example above and, in a particularly stupid example that seems to be lost to ages, Youtube advertisements.
4. He actually wears gloves styled after the show Naruto in public. He feels no shame about this.
5. Some of his likes include "Big BoObs" (random capitalization not mine), "Like this page if you love boobies", "Big Booties and Thick Girls", "Hot Angels", "Hottest Girls", "Ultimate Boobs," "Boobs and Titties", "Anime", "I hate when I can't get my shirt off because my muscles are so huge" (a flat out, shameless lie, he's almost 300 lbs, and it's not muscle)and "Jesus".

Clearly, this is a socially well-adjusted individual.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
This chap seems like he may be a goldmine of more beautiful posts to come

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

OmniDesol posted:



Some fun facts about this character:

1. Yes, he's set his name to Eric-kun.
2. 95% of his posts have some form of dumb anime smilie.
3. A lot of his posts consist of irrationally excessive anger over trivial things such as the example above and, in a particularly stupid example that seems to be lost to ages, Youtube advertisements.
4. He actually wears gloves styled after the show Naruto in public. He feels no shame about this.
5. Some of his likes include "Big BoObs" (random capitalization not mine), "Like this page if you love boobies", "Big Booties and Thick Girls", "Hot Angels", "Hottest Girls", "Ultimate Boobs," "Boobs and Titties", "Anime", "I hate when I can't get my shirt off because my muscles are so huge" (a flat out, shameless lie, he's almost 300 lbs, and it's not muscle)and "Jesus".

Clearly, this is a socially well-adjusted individual.

One of my friends "likes" pages set up solely to give updates on hentai blogs. I don't know if he realizes we see his activity, or if he's just that shameless.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Augster posted:

Perpetual motion smugness:


The video

That is exactly what I would expect some idiot that thinks centrifugal force is "infinite energy" to look like.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



It looks SCARY that means it's BAD!

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Fister Roboto posted:



It looks SCARY that means it's BAD!

That's literally the chestburster from Alien, that has to be a joke.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Fandyien posted:

That's literally the chestburster from Alien, that has to be a joke.

Well yeah, that's what the point of the images on the left are. The one on the right is the "salmon". The point of the image is oh no you can't tell this genetically modified salmon apart from chestburster aliens!

Of course I don't know that the thing on the right is actually a picture of the salmon in question, but that's what they're claiming.

Edit: Actually looks like the thing on the right is whatever they're claiming was hybridized with the salmon to make it grow faster.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Regy Rusty posted:

Of course I don't know that the thing on the right is actually a picture of the salmon in question, but that's what they're claiming.

That's exactly what I said when I got in an argument with the dude who posted it. Also that I've eaten some pretty tasty things that look just as weird or weirder. Like sunfish. Just look at this weird rear end motherfucker:



I guess I just don't get the whole GMO scare thing.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Yeah and from a small amount of research the Aquabounty Salmon is Atlantic Salmon hybridized with a Chinook salmon gene, which is another kind of fish people commonly eat so :confused:

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Regy Rusty posted:

Yeah and from a small amount of research the Aquabounty Salmon is Atlantic Salmon hybridized with a Chinook salmon gene, which is another kind of fish people commonly eat so :confused:

But it has big sciency words and that's SCARY!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Kimmalah posted:

But it has big sciency words and that's SCARY!

Also it might have CHEMICALS in it!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Regy Rusty posted:

Yeah and from a small amount of research the Aquabounty Salmon is Atlantic Salmon hybridized with a Chinook salmon gene, which is another kind of fish people commonly eat so :confused:

You know what happened last time we hosed around with DNA?

Jurassic Park, that's what. :colbert:

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Fister Roboto posted:

Also it might have CHEMICALS in it!

Don't forget toxins!

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Regy Rusty posted:

Yeah and from a small amount of research the Aquabounty Salmon is Atlantic Salmon hybridized with a Chinook salmon gene, which is another kind of fish people commonly eat so :confused:

It also has a promoter pulled from the Ocean Pout, which is the animal seen in B (although a particularly unphotogenic example, to be sure). It's insanely misleading.

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

Trot_to_Trotsky posted:

Do u understand anything?

nope



Here's a winner posted on my feed yesterday:



:stare:

Over 14,000 shares...

Oh man, reading through that racist drivel and then seeing him comment "Colten, you racist swine" made me burst out laughing. I really want to believe that it's a troll account :smith:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
I once had to explain to someone why bovine growth hormone doesn't make humans grow too after they went on a rant about how it's the reason America is so fat. It's like once people hear something presents any kind of health risk they just assume its pure evil in molecular form and just assign any bad property they feel like to it.

pathetic gbs homo
May 15, 2005
it's gotta be midnight somewhere by now






This 'man' is 24 years old, is a grade school classmate of mine, and now attends my alma mater as an aspiring writer :ughh:

He did always have trouble acting his age, so I can't say any of this is surprising.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



pathetic gbs homo posted:







This 'man' is 24 years old, is a grade school classmate of mine, and now attends my alma mater as an aspiring writer :ughh:

He did always have trouble acting his age, so I can't say any of this is surprising.

Holy poo poo, I think I went to school with him too. Edmonton? Or is it just another weird anime guy who just looks a lot like him.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
I had a string of right-wing idiocy on my feed today, but I opted for something a little different. That awkward moment when you realize half your friends don't know what the 21st century is...

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer


Person that posted this has been running for state senator the last couple of elections. (He lost thankfully) He posted this and the third response is his also.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



7,441 shares. People are so angry on Facebook! Even dogs!

I do like, tag, and share the elegant way in which Sex Money Love Hell Its What We All Want slapped a gray bar over the watermark of whoever created this inspirational image in the first place.

The person who shared this on my timeline also likes every group that allows one to self-identify as some sort of bad/angry/cruel/sassy "bitch", and shares their stuff in what I can only imagine are gigantic spurts of rage that are broken up with entirely different spurts in which we are encouraged to hug our kids and keep a positive attitude.

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