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Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

OilSlick posted:

It's like when one of those child actors grows up and parties too much but you can't unsee who they were.

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Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

Good advice. I've heard you really don't want to tense up when trying anal.

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redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; by Fistgrrl

# ? Apr 27, 2013 04:59

Literally Esoteric: Jun 13, 2012; One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

So did Michael Balls clone himself, or was he born a chimaera of two fused fraternal twins of opposite sex, so that he could give birth to a son as a sole legal parent? What I'm saying is, how does Ed Balls only have one parent.

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Asimo: Sep 23, 2007

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

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Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

Palpek posted:

Years ago this poster was in my 8th grade English room. We all thought it was hilarious because Wicker Man and all that. Recently I was in a bar trivia contest and one of the questions was the name of the author of Siddhartha. An image of a confident Nic Cage leapt into my mind unbidden and I got it right, winning the contest for our team.

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# ? Apr 27, 2013 05:13

Bedurndurn: Dec 4, 2008

redmercer posted:

Is Shadow Chancellor of Exchequer a real thing? Because that sounds like a bad-rear end fantasy/sci-fi villain's job.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 05:54

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Bedurndurn posted:

Is Shadow Chancellor of Exchequer a real thing? Because that sounds like a bad-rear end fantasy/sci-fi villain's job.

Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_Chancellor_of_the_Exchequer

# ? Apr 27, 2013 06:02

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

"The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer in the British Parliamentary system is the member of the Shadow Cabinet who is responsible for shadowing the Chancellor of the Exchequer"

Good thing they cleared that up.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 06:32

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

"Shadow" just means "guys the opposition would put in those positions, if it was in power". We use the same term in Aus.

It does sound drat cool, though. "Shadow communications minister", "shadow defense minister" etc.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 06:40

Drifter: Oct 22, 2000; Belated Bear Witness; Soiled Meat

It's so goddamn cool the opposition party has an understudy team "just in case" they can be put to use. :black101:

# ? Apr 27, 2013 06:43

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

LadyPictureShow posted:

Karl Lagerfeld.

His explanation made it seem less crazy. It was a bag for the beach, so it would fit a towel and stuff could be hung from it.

Chanel produced it because it was such a hit on the catwalk. It was speculative fashion that hit mainstream due to, well, the internet mostly.

Pick has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Apr 27, 2013

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Drifter posted:

It's so goddamn cool the opposition party has an understudy team "just in case" they can be put to use.

It's less an understudy, than "person whose job it is to call out the communications/defense/education/whatever minister on his policies being poo poo, and then not actually have any good policies of your own if you get into power". They're seriously just there to take pot shots at the government. It must be the easiest job in politics, and that's saying something.

A goon and his girlfriend.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 07:02

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Pick posted:

His explanation made it seem less crazy. It was a bag for the beach, so it would fit a towel and stuff could be hung from it.

Chanel produced it because it was such a hit on the catwalk. It was speculative fashion that hit mainstream due to, well, the internet mostly.

"Let's just sew some poo poo on a hula hoop, I dunno"

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MyFaceBeHi: Apr 9, 2008; I was popular, once.

Memento1979 posted:

A goon and his girlfriend.

I bet he gives her facials every night! :iamafag:

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Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

redmercer posted:

God why would you call your child "Maddy Balls" I mean really? Though I suppose Dick Balls would have been worse.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 15:19

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Edit: Now that I'm back from work I can post an actual picture:

Spanish Manlove has a new favorite as of 21:06 on Apr 27, 2013

# ? Apr 27, 2013 15:42

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MyFaceBeHi posted:

I bet he gives her facials every night! :iamafag:

She's the only woman on the planet capable of giving simultaneously the best HJ and best BJ.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 15:47

pageerror404: Feb 14, 2012; I finally killed them.

Memento1979 posted:

It's less an understudy, than "person whose job it is to call out the communications/defense/education/whatever minister on his policies being poo poo, and then not actually have any good policies of your own if you get into power". They're seriously just there to take pot shots at the government. It must be the easiest job in politics, and that's saying something.

A goon and his girlfriend.

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CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've found that moments of introspection are rare; and more often than not you accept your lot in life without question.
However, as I searched through my 12th GIS page of "butt instead of a facehole", trying to find the completely different photo of a man's rear end poking through a completely different facehole, that I swear I've seen before. I had to wonder if life even has a meaning.

Until I saw this:

CATTASTIC has a new favorite as of 17:41 on Apr 27, 2013

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uwaeve: Oct 21, 2010; focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened; Lipstick Apathy

pageerror404 posted:

This will never not be funny.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 19:09

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

pageerror404 posted:

I always feel bad for the next Dorothy in line.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 19:40

Kitsch!: Jul 27, 2006; God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

Lazlow posted:

Eleven years of fundamental Baptist schooling here, I got this. Pull up a chair, children.

Noah DID get two of every dinosaur. You see, the ark was big enough to house two of every animal on the Earth at the time, including dinosaurs - on only ONE floor of it, even. So, no problem. To understand the reason they died, you have to realize that before the flood there was a "water canopy" that surrounded the planet. Think of it as an outer coating of ice that held water, with another shell of ice keeping that water in check and out of Earth's atmosphere and off the surface. This created a Very Special Biosphere which allowed such huge creatures like dinosaurs to exist, as well as giant humans, and it also allowed humans to live for several hundreds of years (remember, Noah was 600 when he built the ark, and died when he was 950, no biggie). There was also no darkness, at least not as we know it today; during the day the water canopy made the sky a nice shade of pinkish orange (tells the brain it's time to work), and at night it was a nice, mellow shade of blue (tells the brain it's time to rest).

But mankind done hosed up the planet what with all the sinning, and all the negative vibes from said sinning caused the water canopy to bust, releasing all that water, which flooded the Earth. It also busted all the water out of the ground, which, together with the sky-water, created the oceans we see today. After the Very Special Biosphere was no more, all the dinos died off, and the atmosphere changed, and that (along with human sin) caused more and more detrimental mutations to human bodies, to where we're lucky to see 70 or 80 nowadays.

Not kidding, not even a little bit. Here, have a space couch.

Hi there, fellow canopy-theory-educated buddy. I remember those days.

On another note, any (larger) source on the astronaut couch picture? I would honestly love a print in my office.

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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

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Hummingbirds: Feb 17, 2011

Kitsch! posted:

Hi there, fellow canopy-theory-educated buddy. I remember those days.

On another note, any (larger) source on the astronaut couch picture? I would honestly love a print in my office.

http://i.imgur.com/dv8q2na.jpg

e: for your future use https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/search-by-image-by-google/dajedkncpodkggklbegccjpmnglmnflm?hl=en

# ? Apr 27, 2013 20:18

Kitsch!: Jul 27, 2006; God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

Hummingbirds posted:

http://i.imgur.com/dv8q2na.jpg

Fantastic, thanks.

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NorskHotDog: Oct 23, 2010

Snowy posted:

I always feel bad for the next Dorothy in line.

So am I the only one that thinks it is some chicks cleavage and not a butt?

# ? Apr 27, 2013 20:30

LockHeart: Apr 8, 2005; I'll make Coach Haribo proud!

NorskHotDog posted:

So am I the only one that thinks it is some chicks cleavage and not a butt?

Fortunately.

# ? Apr 27, 2013 20:34

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Hummingbirds posted:

http://i.imgur.com/dv8q2na.jpg

Thanks for this link. I love old advertisement artwork.

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Gooses and Geeses: Jan 1, 2005; OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?

So the giant purse picture wasn't about the girl pressing her face against the glass? She's a wonder.

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

NorskHotDog posted:

So am I the only one that thinks it is some chicks cleavage and not a butt?

You just blew my mind, that hadn't occurred to me for a second. I don't know which is right but I'm going with your version.

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mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

This was a real campaign Durex condoms ran in Thailand. I think its pretty smart.

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Buddington: Feb 20, 2010

Snowy posted:

You just blew my mind, that hadn't occurred to me for a second. I don't know which is right but I'm going with your version.

I know which is right. The butt. It's a butt.

# ? Apr 28, 2013 15:25

Sighence: Aug 26, 2009

NorskHotDog posted:

So am I the only one that thinks it is some chicks cleavage and not a butt?

You can see the jeans at the very bottom of the hole.

(Take your pick of which hole I meant.)

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Squireleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Cobfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Apr 29, 2013

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Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

Kitsch! posted:

Hi there, fellow canopy-theory-educated buddy. I remember those days.

On another note, any (larger) source on the astronaut couch picture? I would honestly love a print in my office.

Sorry, I found it years ago on some collection of public domain pictures. I can't remember if it was an ad for some new space-age upholstery or a weird sci-if mag/paperback cover.

Edit: Oh. Cool.

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The worst submarine: Apr 26, 2010

redmercer posted:

His wonderful Wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Wolf

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Antifa Spacemarine: Jan 11, 2011; Tzeentch can suck it.

The worst submarine posted:

His wonderful Wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Wolf

I tried the longest time to avoid finding out what this guy looked like, the reality could never be good enough to fully represent a man who caused me to should "WOLF DICK" at the TV every time an episode of Law and Order ended.

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HBomb: Sep 26, 2004; All aboard.

Source: http://imgur.com/a/HGtG0

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