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Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

caligulamprey posted:

They already made that movie.



They made that movie twice:

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/nPUhQIL.jpg

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Peanut President posted:

Those two with the Rebel Symbol are parodies of Into Darkness' poster. I guarantee it.



Yeah but are they send-ups or some kid saying "WOW THIS IS A TOTALLY RAD IDEA IMMA STEAL IT!!"

I mean hell I can't look at that red one and not see a dangling pair of gonads.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Yodzilla posted:

Yeah but are they send-ups or some kid saying "WOW THIS IS A TOTALLY RAD IDEA IMMA STEAL IT!!"

I mean hell I can't look at that red one and not see a dangling pair of gonads.

Star Wars fans have no self awareness so its definitely the latter.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I want to see some jackass make a fan poster for Star Wars in the style of "A TALKING JEDI?!?".

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Gonz posted:

I want to see some jackass make a fan poster for Star Wars in the style of "A TALKING JEDI?!?".

I think I have a new project. To the graphics lab!

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Gonz posted:

I want to see some jackass make a fan poster for Star Wars in the style of "A TALKING JEDI?!?".

Only if you use one of those really lame jedis from the prequels, like the guy with the really long neck and tiny head.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Gonz posted:

I want to see some jackass make a fan poster for Star Wars in the style of "A TALKING JEDI?!?".

Should be "A TALKING WOOKIE?!?" instead.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Yodzilla posted:

Yeah but are they send-ups or some kid saying "WOW THIS IS A TOTALLY RAD IDEA IMMA STEAL IT!!"

I mean hell I can't look at that red one and not see a dangling pair of gonads.

I figured (hoped?) having the exact same font as the Star Trek posters would mean they were a send-up.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

bowser posted:

This one not so much.

insert lens flare joke here :downsowned:

This is where the Star Wars movies HAVE to go. A female lead. But whatever JJ wants, I trust him.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

CaptainHollywood posted:

This is where the Star Wars movies HAVE to go. A female lead. But whatever JJ wants, I trust him.
Mara Jade :getin:

lunar detritus
May 6, 2009


I just lost a online (but local) auction for a reproduction of this poster. Goodbye cheap shipping. :smith:



Anyway, I really like the composition. Curiously enough there doesn't seem to be a version of the poster in English. The closest one I've found is this one:



but it loses something in the landscape format. Probably the lack of empty space above the bed.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Considering the EU is out of consideration for the writers of these films, that won't happen.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

CaptainHollywood posted:

This is where the Star Wars movies HAVE to go. A female lead. But whatever JJ wants, I trust him.

I wouldn't trust JJ to have a female character with more personality than a paper bag if my life depended on it.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

gmq posted:

I just lost a online (but local) auction for a reproduction of this poster. Goodbye cheap shipping. :smith:



Anyway, I really like the composition. Curiously enough there doesn't seem to be a version of the poster in English. The closest one I've found is this one:



but it loses something in the landscape format. Probably the lack of empty space above the bed.

http://www.moviepostershop.com/amelie-movie-poster-2001/EG8245
http://www.moviepostershop.com/amelie-movie-poster-2001/EH2977

Pibborando San
Dec 11, 2004

oh yes. two kinds... of dances

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Considering the EU is out of consideration for the writers of these films, that won't happen.

Where'd you hear that? I really want this to be true.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

PriorMarcus posted:

I wouldn't trust JJ to have a female character with more personality than a paper bag if my life depended on it.

Felicity and Sydney Bristow. :shrug:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Considering the EU is out of consideration for the writers of these films, that won't happen.

I just realized that that's the best part of Episode VII for me. Most of the post-6 Star Wars novels are probably no longer canon, so now I'm not pressured to read them anymore!

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Rirse posted:

Only if you use one of those really lame jedis from the prequels, like the guy with the really long neck and tiny head.

If you're knocking Yarael Poof then gently caress YOU FOREVER

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Just curious, does anyone here own any movie posters for movies they don't like or haven't watched? On the flip side does anyone own a crappy poster for a movie that they liked?

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Nikaer Drekin posted:

If you're knocking Yarael Poof then gently caress YOU FOREVER

I should probably stop being shocked at the sheer inanity of the horrible names devised for one scene characters in Star Wars, but nooooooope.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Sheldrake posted:

I should probably stop being shocked at the sheer inanity of the horrible names devised for one scene characters in Star Wars, but nooooooope.

Savage Oppress

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

Cage posted:

Just curious, does anyone here own any movie posters for movies they don't like or haven't watched? On the flip side does anyone own a crappy poster for a movie that they liked?

I do. I own this poster, because it's rad as heck:

Donjolly
Jan 15, 2013

User-Friendly posted:

I do. I own this poster, because it's rad as heck:



I am fine with supporting the Rock parts, and only the Rock parts, of Be Cool.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

User-Friendly posted:

I do. I own this poster, because it's rad as heck:



That fro looks drawn on his scalp :gonk:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Sheldrake posted:

I should probably stop being shocked at the sheer inanity of the horrible names devised for one scene characters in Star Wars, but nooooooope.

Coruscant Nights: The Ballad Of Kit Fisto

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

That fro looks drawn on his scalp :gonk:

it looks like they Photoshopped his face onto Ice Cube's body from the mid-nineties.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Donjolly posted:

I am fine with supporting the Rock parts, and only the Rock parts, of Be Cool.

Seriously. Give me 90 minutes of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1AzpMCKd2k

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT


JJ Abrams really does direct everything! :haw:

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Surprise they don't have a mockup for whatever movie he doing for Valve.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Rirse posted:

Surprise they don't have a mockup for whatever movie he doing for Valve.

That'd just be a crowbar on a flat background with wrinkled paper.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Did someone mention how awesome Rock was in Be Cool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwReSCGL3ss

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Pibborando San posted:

Where'd you hear that? I really want this to be true.

Disney stated it almost as soon as they announced their ownership of the property. The movies they will be making will be original material with suggestions from Lucas and co, and that the EU will be ignored.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Disney stated it almost as soon as they announced their ownership of the property. The movies they will be making will be original material with suggestions from Lucas and co, and that the EU will be ignored.

So long as Chewbecca isn't crushed by a moon anymore, I'm fine with this.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Waffleman_ posted:

Coruscant Nights: The Ballad Of Kit Fisto

Kit Fisto would be an amazing porn name.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Rirse posted:

So long as Chewbecca isn't crushed by a moon anymore, I'm fine with this.

The moon comes down. Solo summons the four Giant Wookies. The moon is then possessed by the power of Darth Vader's mask. Han then defeats the Vader's Mask and saves Termina Sernpidal.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

User-Friendly posted:

I do. I own this poster, because it's rad as heck:


This looks more like RDJ in Tropic Thunder than it does The Rock.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



User-Friendly posted:

I do. I own this poster, because it's rad as heck:



This should be on a public library, along with all those other motivational posters, it's sick.

not trolled not crying
Jan 29, 2007

21st Century Awezome Man

Cage posted:

Just curious, does anyone here own any movie posters for movies they don't like or haven't watched? On the flip side does anyone own a crappy poster for a movie that they liked?

I have a poster (teaser and the final version) for most films released in the last few years. I just don't do anything with them.
Sometimes I thought about just selling them but since that is kind of illegal I let them be. I had the bedsheets one for 'Shame' on my wall for a while (above my bed) and the Fox's 75th anniversary poster for Alien which is ok. Most of them just become tiresome to look at and you start to see every awful photoshop-gimmick the longer you watch them.

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Kush posted:

I have a poster (teaser and the final version) for most films released in the last few years. I just don't do anything with them.
Sometimes I thought about just selling them but since that is kind of illegal I let them be. I had the bedsheets one for 'Shame' on my wall for a while (above my bed) and the Fox's 75th anniversary poster for Alien which is ok. Most of them just become tiresome to look at and you start to see every awful photoshop-gimmick the longer you watch them.

Since when is selling posters illegal?

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